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Funny Houses/Flats to rent

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    #932
    wonski
    Registered Users Posts: 13,685 ✭✭✭✭wonski


    mishkalucy wrote: »
    FFS that's just taking the mick altogether.
    I've seen bigger coal sheds:rolleyes:

    Is it even "legal" to rent place like this? There is no space at all.
    If one can't afford living on his own, it makes more sense to rent something with another person. 960 would give you some choice in the area...
    How one can sleep next to oven and fridge is beyond me. And all this for 480E???


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    #933
    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime
    Registered Users Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime


    cos of dives like this i live in the country side and pay fack all a month for a rather large house that i share with a friend. deadly places.

    ****ing 4 bed with twin garage, 2 living rooms, massive kitchen etc for less than €600 a month.

    divide that by 2 aswell.

    heres a few examples.

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1249958

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1255841

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1258497


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    #934
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »
    cos of dives like this i live in the country side and pay fack all a month for a rather large house that i share with a friend. deadly places.

    ****ing 4 bed with twin garage, 2 living rooms, massive kitchen etc for less than €600 a month.

    divide that by 2 aswell.

    heres a few examples.

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1249958

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1255841

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1258497
    That's because no body wants to live in Monaghan. :)


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    #935
    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime
    Registered Users Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »
    cos of dives like this i live in the country side and pay fack all a month for a rather large house that i share with a friend. deadly places.

    ****ing 4 bed with twin garage, 2 living rooms, massive kitchen etc for less than €600 a month.

    divide that by 2 aswell.

    heres a few examples.

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1249958

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1255841

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1258497
    That's because no body wants to live in Monaghan. :)

    it's away from Dublin scumbags and junkies. grand like


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    #936
    neil_hosey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    holy moly look at the size of that third house for 750 yoyos a month!!

    Youd nearly be better off renting it for the year, and charging 50 quid a night per person for the fleadh ceoil for the week. fit a 100 ppl in there


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    #937
    neil_hosey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »
    it's away from Dublin scumbags and junkies. grand like

    i see youve never been in cavan town


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    #938
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »
    it's away from Dublin scumbags and junkies. grand like
    You've never been to Carrick, 45 mins waiting for a taxi because there's no rank and nobody wants to work on weekdays. :eek:


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    #939
    OneArt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »
    it's away from Dublin scumbags and junkies. grand like

    And the rest of civilisation.


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    #940
    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime
    Registered Users Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »
    it's away from Dublin scumbags and junkies. grand like
    You've never been to Carrick, 45 mins waiting for a taxi because there's no rank and nobody wants to work on weekdays. :eek:

    I have a car.

    and I love that's fack all around. people are assholes


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    #941
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    youcancallmeal wrote: »
    It's a chair you sit in to cry because you are alone in a little crappy box of an apartment and paying way over the odds.

    I had never heard of the term before and thought a crying chair was named because it looked like the kind of chair you would see in a counsellor/therapist's office.

    OOooops :D


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    #942
    B0jangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,951 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    Lima Golf wrote: »
    Check out the master bedroom...a really beautiful sanctuary...

    http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/tolet/3727670



    Pic 2: "Who needs Gay Byrne when you can watch the Rayburn?"


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    #943
    rain on
    Registered Users Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    This is the post that coined the term 'crying chair'. Unfortunately the original crying chair itself seems to be long gone, unless someone can dig it out from elsewhere in the thread.


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    #944
    zef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 947 ✭✭✭zef


    DNG Lettings, is proud to announce this studioapartment to let, in this quiet and secluded area, on the North Circular Road. Accommodation comprises of; a large, open-plan living kitchen with all mod cons double bed, and a main bathroom, with shower"

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1258472

    Translated- DNG lettings have a shoddy bedsit to rent on the N.C.R. We have just about managed to fit in a double bed, and there is a lovely comfy chair (for all your cranking needs) facing the oven.

    I'll wager the cells in Dochas womens prison nearby are nicer.


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    #945
    [Deleted User]
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    zef wrote: »
    DNG Lettings, is proud to announce this studioapartment to let, in this quiet and secluded area, on the North Circular Road. Accommodation comprises of; a large, open-plan living kitchen with all mod cons double bed, and a main bathroom, with shower"

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1258472

    Translated- DNG lettings have a shoddy bedsit to rent on the N.C.R. We have just about managed to fit in a double bed, and there is a lovely comfy chair (for all your cranking needs) facing the oven.

    I'll wager the cells in Dochas womens prison nearby are nicer.

    Crying sofa, dead swanky.


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    #946
    hdowney
    Registered Users Posts: 12,921 ✭✭✭✭hdowney


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Crying sofa, dead swanky.

    They can charge more for that! Tis an upgrade from the regular crying chair!


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    #947
    stateofflux
    Registered Users Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭stateofflux


    hdowney wrote: »
    They can charge more for that! Tis an upgrade from the regular crying chair!

    exactly, extra comfort while breaking down in utter despair should come at a price


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    #948
    CMpunked
    Registered Users Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


    zef wrote: »
    DNG Lettings, is proud to announce this studioapartment to let, in this quiet and secluded area, on the North Circular Road. Accommodation comprises of; a large, open-plan living kitchen with all mod cons double bed, and a main bathroom, with shower"

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1258472

    You forgot the best bit:

    "Ample storage"

    Where? Under the bed? In the feckin cupboards?!


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    #949
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    ssaye wrote: »
    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1241582

    Okaaaaaaaaaayyy

    I think that would be great craic to live in tbh.. if 4/5 young friends pooled together and rented it?? Seriously who would have said no to that when they were young free and childless??

    Serious party house :D


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    #950
    amdublin
    Registered Users Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    ^^^

    I have never seen such vileness in my whole life!!! Pic no 11 those weird marble pillar thingies WTF :eek: :confused: Pic 28 that mini house in the middle of a swamp :confused:

    That VILE semi circle couch :eek: The mirror 4 poster bed???!!!!!

    But yeah your right i think some young folk should move in there for the craic!


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    #951
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    amdublin wrote: »
    ^^^

    The mirror 4 poster bed???!!!!!

    Yeah actually there is a lot of that mirror furniture :confused: you'd spend all your time going around with a bottle of Windolene..


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    #952
    SuperS54
    Registered Users Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭SuperS54


    They seem to be into their gadgets as well...any idea what that machine is on the bottom left of pic 11?


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    #953
    SuperS54
    Registered Users Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭SuperS54


    Just read all of the description..."Two guest bathroom downstairs. Individual styled four double bedrooms with four large ensuite bathrooms. One large single bedroom with wall bed. The property has a lift. Plenty of storage. Suitable for horses." What is? The lift or the storage?!


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    #954
    Diddler1977
    Registered Users Posts: 3,765 ✭✭✭Diddler1977


    SuperS54 wrote: »
    They seem to be into their gadgets as well...any idea what that machine is on the bottom left of pic 11?


    No idea. Is it "Miele" brand?

    Could it be this -
    http://www.mieleusa.com/products/models.asp?cat=4&subcat=17&menu_id=20&oT=48&active=Our%20Products&subm=Home%20Appliances&thirdL=Laundry%20Care&fourthL=Rotary%20Irons&


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    #955
    amdublin
    Registered Users Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    The sad thing is that it really is a very nice 1930's house from the outside. It is the hideous vile interior decoration that ruins it.


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    #956
    Neadine
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    amdublin wrote: »
    ^^^

    I have never seen such vileness in my whole life!!! Pic no 11 those weird marble pillar thingies WTF :eek: :confused: Pic 28 that mini house in the middle of a swamp :confused:

    That VILE semi circle couch :eek: The mirror 4 poster bed???!!!!!

    But yeah your right i think some young folk should move in there for the craic!

    You forgot the wallpaper on the kitchen ceiling!!! WTF??? :confused:


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    #957
    amdublin
    Registered Users Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    Hey does full scale model (in Macys) not mean the same size??

    Seems it is/was a b&b
    http://www.mooreen.ie/index.html

    Why didn't they use those pics :confused:


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    #958
    pennypocket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 312 ✭✭pennypocket


    rain on wrote: »
    This is the post that coined the term 'crying chair'. Unfortunately the original crying chair itself seems to be long gone, unless someone can dig it out from elsewhere in the thread.


    This is the crying chair.
    yAqxyxIv07jKgYBSZXgtqv0mXpbtXx9ZYe-c7zRcEM1tPWRhZnQmaD00NTA=.jpg

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=70493046&postcount=33


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    #959
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This thread is the best argument for getting rid of rent allowance I've ever seen.


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    #960
    Quorum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 474 ✭✭Quorum


    ssaye wrote: »
    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1241582

    Okaaaaaaaaaayyy

    AWFUL decor... except for the newsprint shower curtain, which I quite like. :o


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    #961
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    amdublin wrote: »
    ^^^

    I have never seen such vileness in my whole life!!! Pic no 11 those weird marble pillar thingies WTF :eek: :confused: Pic 28 that mini house in the middle of a swamp :confused:

    That VILE semi circle couch :eek: The mirror 4 poster bed???!!!!!

    But yeah your right i think some young folk should move in there for the craic!

    Its not a swamp, its a pond, and that little house is a duck house.


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