Funny Houses/Flats to rent

CatFromHue

ErinGoBrath wrote: »

I'm not sure if that bedroom is very... Safe

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1325607

Also, the two armchairs beside the bed is depressing and bizarre!

That's an exorcism house. Why else would you have the safe there too?

Grayson

CatFromHue wrote: »

That's an exorcism house. Why else would you have the safe there too?

i was wondering why no-one had mentioned the fcuk off huge safe in the middle of the floor.

marnie d

Grayson wrote: »

i was wondering why no-one had mentioned the fcuk off huge safe in the middle of the floor.

Sure it tells us in the description to ignore it!!

Teyla Emmagan

Jake1 wrote: »

spot the 'mistake ' in this room.
Id be pissed if I had to pay for that

****e, sorry its pic 12

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1312279

took my other half a while to spot it

We had this happen back at home in the 90s (thanks to the efforts of a professional decorator). Only our kitchen wallpaper was bowls of fruit, not a somewhat abstract flower design. Stayed up for about 8 years anyway!

April O Neill

Swish!

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1272790

Dravokivich

Jake1 wrote: »

spot the 'mistake ' in this room.
Id be pissed if I had to pay for that

****e, sorry its pic 12



http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1312279

took my other half a while to spot it

2 Bedroom apartment...

...has pictures of 5 different bedrooms

Insane Rambling

April O Neill wrote: »

Swish!

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1272790

"bathroom located on Dublins Tyrconnell Road , Inchicore" :eek::eek::eek:

KTRIC

April O Neill wrote: »

Swish!

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1272790

€750 !!!! :eek:

April O Neill

Insane Rambling wrote: »

"bathroom located on Dublins Tyrconnell Road , Inchicore" :eek::eek::eek:

I don't understand, it's a 2-bed, but the kitchen is in one of the bedrooms? Why not just make it a one-bed? I hope people who put up these ads for such terrible places realise they're getting mocked on this thread.

So , you have to leave the place you pay 750 for, and go urinate elsewhere??
thats the most bizarre thing Ive ever heard. FFS

there really is no end to these bleedin cowboys.

paddy147

Any of them have a TRAMPOLINE?????:pac::pac:

heres another breach of the trade descriptions act. The real estate cunning linguist calls it 'stunning' oh Im stunned alright....


750 for this

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1322964

paddy147

paddy147 wrote: »

Any of them have a TRAMPOLINE?????:pac::pac:

nicely done paddy, nicely done ))

kylith

April O Neill wrote: »

I don't understand, it's a 2-bed, but the kitchen is in one of the bedrooms? Why not just make it a one-bed? I hope people who put up these ads for such terrible places realise they're getting mocked on this thread.

Not just in the bedroom; in the attic bedroom.

Kev_2012

THall04 wrote: »

Have a look a photo no:6 in the link below and see whats on top of the fridge in the kitchen....

http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=458761

I wish this one was back!

Kev_2012

Kev_2012 wrote: »

I wish this one was back!

withdrawn.:(

Aglomerado

Kev_2012 wrote: »

I wish this one was back!

I remember that one. It was a stuffed FOX! I think I saved it somewhere as it cracked me up. I'll post it up if I can find it.

Fox_In_Socks

Aglomerado wrote: »

I remember that one. It was a stuffed FOX! I think I saved it somewhere as it cracked me up. I'll post it up if I can find it.

:mad:

Monsters

shopaholic01

Jake1 wrote: »

heres another breach of the trade descriptions act. The real estate cunning linguist calls it 'stunning' oh Im stunned alright....


750 for this

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1322964

It looks like a converted shed!

retalivity

shopaholic01 wrote: »

It looks like a converted shed!

It IS a converted shed.
I particularly like the "functional workshop beside included in rental price".
You'd have some neck to charge me to sleep in part of your shed and then not allow me to use the rest of it for my shed-based activities.....cheeky bstards

bobin fudge

it is a ****ing **** hole and the landlord and letting agency should be ashamed of themselves

0ph0rce0

shopaholic01 wrote: »

It looks like a converted shed!

Plenty of room for the horse there. Be grand

Aglomerado

Aglomerado wrote: »

I remember that one. It was a stuffed FOX! I think I saved it somewhere as it cracked me up. I'll post it up if I can find it.

Here it is.
It looks like it's about to pounce on anyone going to the fridge for a beer.

Das Kitty

Aglomerado wrote: »

Here it is.
It looks like it's about to pounce on anyone going to the fridge for a beer.

Looks to be another something on top of the cabinets.

Aglomerado

Das Kitty wrote: »

Looks to be another something on top of the cabinets.

Something being eaten by something else. Nice. :pac:

xzanti

April O Neill wrote: »

It could be very nice if redecorated though!

http://www.daft.ie/1668596

My thoughts exactly!! Serious potential in that house.

Kev_2012

Aglomerado wrote: »

Here it is.
It looks like it's about to pounce on anyone going to the fridge for a beer.

You absolute hero! :D:D:D Made my week!

Penn

Aglomerado wrote: »

Here it is.
It looks like it's about to pounce on anyone going to the fridge for a beer.

L-Plate on the fridge. Previous tenant must have been a learner eater.

Tar.Aldarion

that nuns island one is like a second from university and right beside the engineering department, nice

April O Neill

xzanti wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/1668596

My thoughts exactly!! Serious potential in that house.

Exactly! Large rooms, good location, nice exterior. I can see past decor if the potential is there.

shopaholic01

Das Kitty wrote: »

Looks to be another something on top of the cabinets.

It looks like a small dinosaur about to attack a pheasant. :pac:

irishgeo

this is the best, i know its not for rent but 26,500 grand for a shipping container converted into a "apartment"

http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=707901

shopaholic01

irishgeo wrote: »

this is the best, i know its not for rent but 26,500 grand for a shipping container converted into a "apartment"

http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=707901

The picture of the fuse box really sells it.

irishgeo

irishgeo wrote: »

this is the best, i know its not for rent but 26,500 grand for a shipping container converted into a "apartment"

http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=707901

19 pictures! most of them the same.

Riesen_Meal

irishgeo wrote: »

this is the best, i know its not for rent but 26,500 grand for a shipping container converted into a "apartment"

http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=707901

I've seen worse flats in Phibsboro in Dublin than that to be fair.... :-/

msg11

Deleted User wrote: »

19 pictures! most of them the same.

'Its much heavier and sturdier than a mobile home, it wont be blown away.'

blackwhite

irishgeo wrote: »

this is the best, i know its not for rent but 26,500 grand for a shipping container converted into a "apartment"

http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=707901

I'm not sure about the "noose" in the shower though???

osarusan

Not so much about funny places to rent, but what is with some of the photos that people put up on websites like daft?

I mean, you're a person whose job is advertising properties for people to rent, and you go and take the worst pictures. Close-up photos of a floor, and one of a lake or mountain or something. Even after looking at the photos, people will have no idea what the place is like.

xzanti

irishgeo wrote: »

this is the best, i know its not for rent but 26,500 grand for a shipping container converted into a "apartment"

http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=707901

That HAS to be a joke!

Toby Take a Bow

osarusan wrote: »

Not so much about funny places to rent, but what is with some of the photos that people put up on websites like daft?

I always thought it was so the property would show up in searches that specified 'photos only'. Might be a bit short-term thinking if they're sh*tholes, but the more people that view a property, the more chance that someone will take it (is the reasoning, I would think).

I hate when there's just one photo and it's of the street that the house is on. Pointless and annoying.

osarusan

Toby Take a Bow wrote: »

I always thought it was so the property would show up in searches that specified 'photos only'. Might be a bit short-term thinking if they're sh*tholes, but the more people that view a property, the more chance that someone will take it (is the reasoning, I would think).

I hate when there's just one photo and it's of the street that the house is on. Pointless and annoying.

No no, don't get me wrong, I'm all in favour of having photos. I might not have made that clear. But even with ads that are placed by agencies (as opposed to individuals), in a set of...say 8 photos, there will be one or two where I think, "How on earth did you decide that that was a good photo to upload?"

Toby Take a Bow

osarusan wrote: »

No no, don't get me wrong, I'm all in favour of having photos. I might not have made that clear. But even with ads that are placed by agencies (as opposed to individuals), in a set of...say 8 photos, there will be one or two where I think, "How on earth did you decide that that was a good photo to upload?"

Ah, right, gotcha, sorry misread. Yeah, I'm planning on moving in the next couple of months and have seen a good few of them. Very ... perplexing.

blackwhite

blackwhite wrote: »

I'm not sure about the "noose" in the shower though???

Kinky

Toby Take a Bow

Toby Take a Bow wrote: »

I always thought it was so the property would show up in searches that specified 'photos only'. Might be a bit short-term thinking if they're sh*tholes, but the more people that view a property, the more chance that someone will take it (is the reasoning, I would think).

I hate when there's just one photo and it's of the street that the house is on. Pointless and annoying.

drives me nuts!! How in the hell can we rip the piss out of it without pics

shopaholic01

blackwhite wrote: »

I'm not sure about the "noose" in the shower though???

The crying chair is cliched at this stage, every dump has one. The noose gives you a viable opportunity to end your misery.

Custardpi

blackwhite wrote: »

I'm not sure about the "noose" in the shower though???

Interesting. I never realised Michael Hutchence owned a house in Ireland. Presumably the celeb factor accounts for them not decorating since.

Gorilla Rising

Aglomerado wrote: »

Here it is.
It looks like it's about to pounce on anyone going to the fridge for a beer.

There's another fox in the process of killing a peacock or something on top of the presses!

Chorcai

http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=618825

get your hair did while looking into the fire

hdowney

I thought my house was cluttered and squished!!

Doop

http://www.myhome.ie/rentals/brochure/brighton-square-terenure-dublin-6w/2434970

you'd wanna be 5ft tall to handle this place, great crying chair pic tho!