Funny Houses/Flats to rent

gozunda · 08-10-2012 8:19pm

The Crying Chair Euology

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The Crying Chair
(With apologies to the songwriters)

I know all there is to know about the crying chair
I've had my share of the crying chair
First there are kisses, then there are sighs
And then before you know where you are, you're saying goodbye
One day soon, I'm gonna tell the moon about the crying chair
And if he knows, maybe he'll explain
Why there are heartaches, why there are tears?
And what to do to stop feeling blue, when love disappears?
First there are kisses, then there are sighs
And then before you know where you are, you're saying goodbye
Don't want no more of the crying chair
Don't want no more of the crying chair....

ChainWhip · 08-10-2012 8:21pm

Just posted...

One photo... One happy family
http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1270090

FizzleSticks · 08-10-2012 8:29pm

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MrJoeSoap · 08-10-2012 8:35pm

http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=669826

Not for rent, but for sale...

Features:

Golf buggy sitting on the couch (pics 4 and 5)
Floor sombrero (pic 7)
Interestingly angled sofa (pic 10)
Rubbish bag on floor (pic 11)
Broken end of bed-frame (pic 17)
Selection of floor items (pic 19, and the majority of pics for that matter)
Somewhat overgrown back garden (pic 26)

If the estate agent had spent 20 minutes moving the furniture and picking the things up off the floor, even for the duration of the "photoshoot", it would be a nice place. Sheer laziness!

Thargor · 08-10-2012 8:48pm

Polar101 wrote: »

http://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/25-foxrock-avenue-foxrock-dublin/1619330

Picture 5: "Comes fully furnished. Flatscreen TV included!"

Is it possible to have a 'Crying TV' the same way as a crying chair?

Thargor · 08-10-2012 8:52pm

FizzleSticks wrote: »

Well I've heard of friends being able to reach the fridge from their sofa but for your 3 litre Tesco Value Cider to be just inches away from your sleeping quarters why ever get out of bed again? (complete with crying chair) http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1268461

Did they photoshop a roast into the oven?

gozunda · 08-10-2012 9:58pm

ChainWhip wrote: »

Just posted...

One photo... One happy family
http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1270090[/QUOTE]

From this link - under Safety Tips

http://www.environ.ie/en/Legislation/DevelopmentandHousing/Housing/FileDownLoad,19142,en.pdf

Gives the HOUSING (STANDARDS FOR RENTED HOUSES) REGULATIONS
2008 - funnily enough there appears to be no legislative requirement for a Crying Chair....

08-10-2012 10:13pm

Thargor wrote: »

Is it possible to have a 'Crying TV' the same way as a crying chair?

Only it if can't receive a digital signal & has no saorview/sky/cable box!

Sky King · 08-10-2012 10:19pm

ChainWhip wrote: »

Just posted...

One photo... One happy family
http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1270090

I'd like to ring em up and do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbsMZecRgbI

RADIUS · 08-10-2012 11:06pm

gozunda wrote: »

Gives the HOUSING (STANDARDS FOR RENTED HOUSES) REGULATIONS
2008 - funnily enough there appears to be no legislative requirement for a Crying Chair....

It's an EU directive.:pac:

gozunda wrote: »

This has fairly unique attic space But also overwelmingly bleak...

http://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/25-foxrock-avenue-foxrock-dublin/1619330

A good sized house in Foxrock is anything but bleak!

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=669826

Not for rent, but for sale...

I think that's a wizards hat in picture 7, You'd think he would of conjured up a spring clean.

gozunda · 08-10-2012 11:18pm

RADIUS wrote: »

It's an EU directive.:pac:
....

Ah the Crying Chair Directive - of course!

RADIUS · 08-10-2012 11:20pm

gozunda wrote: »

Ah the Crying Chair Directive - of course!

Glad to see the penny dropped :P

MadsL · 08-10-2012 11:28pm

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=669826

Not for rent, but for sale...

Features:
Golf buggy sitting on the couch (pics 4 and 5)

Floor sombrero (pic 7)

Interestingly angled sofa (pic 10)

Rubbish bag on floor (pic 11)

Broken end of bed-frame (pic 17)

Selection of floor items (pic 19, and the majority of pics for that matter)

Somewhat overgrown back garden (pic 26)

If the estate agent had spent 20 minutes moving the furniture and picking the things up off the floor, even for the duration of the "photoshoot", it would be a nice place. Sheer laziness!

More likely what confronted the bank when they opened the door after getting some jingle-mail, EA was just told to take pics and sell.

gozunda · 08-10-2012 11:58pm

RADIUS wrote: »

gozunda wrote: »

Ah the Crying Chair Directive - of course!

Glad to see the penny dropped :P

Erg ya sure ;-|\>

Lima Golf · 09-10-2012 9:41pm

Okay, so you've rented a ****ty apartment in exchange for your left arm and you realise you have no where to sit and cry about the whole thing. The miserly landlord didn't furnish the place with the obligatory crying chair.

FEAR NOT PEOPLE...I bring to you...the chair with TWO arms. It will compliment any hell hole apartment beautifully.

http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/livingroom/4009746

gozunda · 09-10-2012 10:02pm

Lima Golf wrote: »

Okay, so you've rented a ****ty apartment in exchange for your left arm and you realise you have no where to sit and cry about the whole thing. The miserly landlord didn't furnish the place with the obligatory crying chair.

FEAR NOT PEOPLE...I bring to you...the chair with TWO arms. It will compliment any hell hole apartment beautifully.

http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/livingroom/4009746

Nice...........

there could be a huge opportunity there for canny individuals selling for second hand (is ther any other type) crying chairs....

Thargor · 09-10-2012 10:09pm

Lima Golf wrote: »

Okay, so you've rented a ****ty apartment in exchange for your left arm and you realise you have no where to sit and cry about the whole thing. The miserly landlord didn't furnish the place with the obligatory crying chair.

FEAR NOT PEOPLE...I bring to you...the chair with TWO arms. It will compliment any hell hole apartment beautifully.

http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/livingroom/4009746

LOL at how underneath Chair with 2 Arms they have Living Room / Donegal, like those are your options for where to put it

Molloys Clondalkin · 09-10-2012 11:34pm

Thomas is unavailable to be contacted by email

I found out where he was

Molloys Clondalkin · 09-10-2012 11:35pm

songs for the crying chair

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime · 10-10-2012 2:27am

its not a flat or a house.

but at the same time

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1265198

Lingua Franca · 10-10-2012 2:41am

Mordern Kitchen

One does not simply cook in the Mordern.

miamee · 10-10-2012 9:43am

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »

its not a flat or a house.

but at the same time

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1265198

That is awesome, they should really put up some indoor photos (cos I want to see them

)

Thargor · 10-10-2012 11:44am

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »

its not a flat or a house.

but at the same time

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1265198

That price cant be right can it? Im paying more for a sh1tty converted attic a bit closer to Dublin...

gjc · 10-10-2012 11:48am

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »

its not a flat or a house.

but at the same time

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1265198

your home is your castle

wonski · 10-10-2012 12:45pm

Thargor wrote: »

That price cant be right can it? Im paying more for a sh1tty converted attic a bit closer to Dublin...

Tenant/caretaker - i assume there is some minor duty with maintenance or something. Also we don't know how it looks inside, and - my biggest worry - how much oil do you need for winter...
Not a bad idea, and from outside it looks nice...

gjc · 10-10-2012 12:51pm

Anyone here know monasterboice or the castle itself??
"All rooms served by oil fired central heating" FFS

betcha its rat infested

ladypip · 10-10-2012 1:06pm

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »

its not a flat or a house.

but at the same time

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1265198

So they want to make some money and free caretaker as well? Jesus the neck on some landlords!!

up for anything · 10-10-2012 11:17pm

Here's one a friend found complete with picture of roasting turkey/chicken in the oven,

Crying chair par extraordinare

I'd say that this chair could be the original crying chair that Anne Boleyn sat in in the Tower the night before her execution. If you inched it forward a bit you could rest your feet on the bed.

gozunda · 10-10-2012 11:54pm

up for anything wrote: »

Here's one a friend found complete with picture of roasting turkey/chicken in the oven,

Crying chair par extraordinare

I'd say that this chair could be the original crying chair that Anne Boleyn sat in in the Tower the night before her execution. If you inched it forward a bit you could rest your feet on the bed.

Not the bl**dy chicken again - arrgghhh!

Ok so this flat/chair/chicken has been done in this thread for the nth time

Please - the chicken is dead.....dont try and resurect it!

up for anything · 10-10-2012 11:58pm

gozunda wrote: »

Not the bl**dy chicken again - arrgghhh!

Ok so this flat/chair/chicken has been done in this thread for the nth time

Please - the chicken is dead.....dont try and resurect it!

Yes boss. How did I miss that. I thought I'd read every post in this thread. Heading to my own crying chair for a little weep at the admonishment you've dished out to me.

:(:(

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