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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭ErinGoBrath


    I'm not sure if that bedroom is very... Safe

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1325607

    Also, the two armchairs beside the bed is depressing and bizarre!


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,289 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    CatFromHue wrote: »
    Check out the size of the couch in this place?

    It's always in the way!

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1312616

    Who the hell puts a bed directly under a skylight???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭bobin fudge


    Lima Golf wrote: »
    Sorry if these two are reposts, I haven't been following this thread for a while.

    Why dafuq is the fridge up there???
    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1320517

    I think someone carpeted the couch...
    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1317847



    a friend of mine used to live in that flat on the ncr a couple of years back :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    retalivity wrote: »
    Who the hell puts a bed directly under a skylight???

    Room with a view :D


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    www.daft.ie/1668596

    I like how they ease you in with serene views, then go on to show photos that make the place look terrifying.

    Weird stains, the sacred heart watching down over shattered tiles. And the corner closet that can surely lead nowhere other than some hellish dimension.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Das Kitty wrote: »
    www.daft.ie/1668596

    I like how they ease you in with serene views, then go on to show photos that make the place look terrifying.

    Weird stains, the sacred heart watching down over shattered tiles. And the corner closet that can surely lead nowhere other than some hellish dimension.

    Well it is on nuns island :p


  • Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,920 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    I'm not sure if that bedroom is very... Safe

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1325607

    Also, the two armchairs beside the bed is depressing and bizarre!

    It's for a scenario like in the Saw films! The victim is tied to the bed and poisoned, and the antidote is in the safe, but the door of the safe is rigged up to the chairs and the electrical outlets, in which are the victim's best friend, and his worst enemy. The victim has a trigger switch in each hand which will open the door of the safe and reveal the antidote, however it will also blow up one of the chairs, thereby killing the occupant. He doesn't know which switch is connected to which chair......what will he press????:P


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,289 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    nuns island house:

    Pics 8 & 9 look like they were taken in different houses


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    Das Kitty wrote: »
    www.daft.ie/1668596

    I like how they ease you in with serene views, then go on to show photos that make the place look terrifying.

    Weird stains, the sacred heart watching down over shattered tiles. And the corner closet that can surely lead nowhere other than some hellish dimension.

    It could be very nice if redecorated though! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 186 ✭✭boomtown123


    Das Kitty wrote: »
    www.daft.ie/1668596

    I like how they ease you in with serene views, then go on to show photos that make the place look terrifying.

    Weird stains, the sacred heart watching down over shattered tiles. And the corner closet that can surely lead nowhere other than some hellish dimension.

    I would love to have the money to work on something like this. Be really nice project. :o


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 18,157 Mod ✭✭✭✭CatFromHue


    I'm not sure if that bedroom is very... Safe

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1325607

    Also, the two armchairs beside the bed is depressing and bizarre!

    That's an exorcism house. Why else would you have the safe there too?


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,219 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    CatFromHue wrote: »
    That's an exorcism house. Why else would you have the safe there too?
    i was wondering why no-one had mentioned the fcuk off huge safe in the middle of the floor.


  • Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭marnie d


    Grayson wrote: »
    i was wondering why no-one had mentioned the fcuk off huge safe in the middle of the floor.

    Sure it tells us in the description to ignore it!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Jake1 wrote: »
    spot the 'mistake ' in this room.
    Id be pissed if I had to pay for that :)

    ****e, sorry its pic 12

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1312279

    took my other half a while to spot it :)

    We had this happen back at home in the 90s (thanks to the efforts of a professional decorator). Only our kitchen wallpaper was bowls of fruit, not a somewhat abstract flower design. Stayed up for about 8 years anyway!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill




  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Jake1 wrote: »
    spot the 'mistake ' in this room.
    Id be pissed if I had to pay for that :)

    ****e, sorry its pic 12



    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1312279

    took my other half a while to spot it :)

    2 Bedroom apartment...

    ...has pictures of 5 different bedrooms :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 245 ✭✭Insane Rambling



    "bathroom located on Dublins Tyrconnell Road , Inchicore" :eek::eek::eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    "bathroom located on Dublins Tyrconnell Road , Inchicore" :eek::eek::eek:

    I don't understand, it's a 2-bed, but the kitchen is in one of the bedrooms? Why not just make it a one-bed? I hope people who put up these ads for such terrible places realise they're getting mocked on this thread.


  • Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    So , you have to leave the place you pay 750 for, and go urinate elsewhere??
    thats the most bizarre thing Ive ever heard. FFS

    there really is no end to these bleedin cowboys.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Any of them have a TRAMPOLINE?????:pac::pac:


  • Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    heres another breach of the trade descriptions act. The real estate cunning linguist calls it 'stunning' oh Im stunned alright....


    750 for this

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1322964


  • Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    paddy147 wrote: »
    Any of them have a TRAMPOLINE?????:pac::pac:

    nicely done paddy, nicely done :)))
    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I don't understand, it's a 2-bed, but the kitchen is in one of the bedrooms? Why not just make it a one-bed? I hope people who put up these ads for such terrible places realise they're getting mocked on this thread.

    Not just in the bedroom; in the attic bedroom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 976 ✭✭✭Kev_2012


    THall04 wrote: »
    Have a look a photo no:6 in the link below and see whats on top of the fridge in the kitchen....

    http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=458761

    I wish this one was back! :(


  • Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kev_2012 wrote: »
    I wish this one was back! :(

    withdrawn.:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Kev_2012 wrote: »
    I wish this one was back! :(

    I remember that one. It was a stuffed FOX! :D I think I saved it somewhere as it cracked me up. I'll post it up if I can find it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    I remember that one. It was a stuffed FOX! :D I think I saved it somewhere as it cracked me up. I'll post it up if I can find it.

    :mad:

    Monsters


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Jake1 wrote: »
    heres another breach of the trade descriptions act. The real estate cunning linguist calls it 'stunning' oh Im stunned alright....


    750 for this

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1322964
    It looks like a converted shed!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,289 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    It looks like a converted shed!

    It IS a converted shed.
    I particularly like the "functional workshop beside included in rental price".
    You'd have some neck to charge me to sleep in part of your shed and then not allow me to use the rest of it for my shed-based activities.....cheeky bstards


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