Roses are red...

Xivilai

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
Daffodils are yellow,
And cactii are green

P.S I Love you

treborflynn

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to lie my naked flesh
right beside you.


Love mammy
xx

t0mm13b

treborflynn wrote: »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to lie my naked flesh
right beside you.


Love mammy
xx

uhhh.....

that's a real dodgy one here.... who is this directed at?

hondasam

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring up a friend
and try double entry

Bryan4president

hondasam wrote: »

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring up a friend
and try double entry

Is it not an odd time to be thinking of Accounting, no? :rolleyes:






/gets coat

hondasam

Bryan4president wrote: »

Is it not an odd time to be thinking of Accounting, no? :rolleyes:






/gets coat

don't knock til you tried it

Padie

Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
I'm colour blind,
but not when it comes to race.

Kasabian

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
You took my house, kids and dog too.
Bitch.

BaconZombie

Roses are #ff0000
Violets are #0000ff
All my base
Are belong to you


http://i.imgur.com/vZyCB.jpg

kfallon

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Can I take you up the wrong 'un cos it's valentines....or at least come on your boobies

orourkeda

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lovey Dovey
F*ck Off

orourkeda

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Suck me off or i'm going to the pub

iPlop

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Your auld one's a hammer
And so are you

evil_seed

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
some poems rhyme,
this one doesn't

IamtheWalrus

Roses are red
Can I eat your pussy
Yes or no

banshee_bones

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Fuck You Whore


:pac:

orourkeda

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

Roses are red
Can I eat your pussy
Yes or no

Fannies are multicoured
Mickeys are too
Lets have sex
giggidy goo

podgemonster

Roses are Red
Violets are Cute
You're my Favourite Altar Boy
Thank God you're a mute!

Basq

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But you'll never see them,
And you'll be lucky to ever get fed!

Regards,

Josef Fritzl
xx

stovelid

Roses are red
As a Valentine sticker
I don't want a baby
Do you want it up the gicker?

Xivilai

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Bull**** aside,
You've gained a pound or two.

Earthhorse

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna **** you with a rake

Why did boards blank out rake the first time but not the second?

orourkeda

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bollocks to this
I'm getting a curry

hal9000

roses are red,
violets are blue,
I like big butts,
and I cannot lie.

deathrider

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not much good at poems
... Nice tits.

El Siglo

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If it wasn't for Jesus,
We'd all be Jews.

Kimono-Girl

i cannot believe we are pages into it and no-one posted the original:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is expensive;
And so are you.


oh and:
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Cashews are nuts.
And so are you


i kid i kid

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet;
And so are you.

Penn

Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
Retinal haemorrhage

Latchy

Roses are red violets are blue
pick the wrong numbers and it wont be you

Roses are red violets are blue
some poems rhyme ,this one doesn't

Saviola

roses are red
violets are blue
std's are contagious
so watch who u screw......

Killer Pigeon

Fine Gael:

"Labour are Red,
Fine Gael are Blue,
We won't increase taxes,
like they're going to do"

Labour response:

"Labour are Red,
Fine Gael are Blue,
Fine Gael like Thatcher;
She'll circumcise you"

fontanalis

roses are red
violets are blue
i'm schizphrenic
and so am i

Latchy

Roses are red
cabbage is green
with a face like yours
no wonder people scream :eek:

Killer Pigeon

El Siglo wrote: »

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If it wasn't for Jesus,
We'd all be Jews.

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue
El Siglo is wrong,
We'd all be Druidic.

ZzubZzub

Roses are red
Your waffle is blue
But this is true love
So I'd still fuck you

AnnyHallsal

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let's rent a bluey
And see how we do

cianl1

AnnyHallsal wrote: »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let's rent a bluey
And see how we do

/thread

barbarians

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem write you. :pac:

McChubbin

Quality poems in here folks!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love you to bits
Even though you're a poo.

Lyra Fangs

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm watching you through your window
If only you knew

herisson

probably posted but i dont care....shamelessly stolen from facebook

Roses are red
Your waffle is blue
sort it it
or no sex for you

we'llallhavetea_old

stop this fcuking lunacy!!!!

AnnyHallsal

Cranky Mc Funhouse wrote: »

If you really want your children to learn from an early age, you need to read to them and supply the buggers with as much human-on-human interaction as possible, not park their adorable little butts in front of the ****ing television. TV programs and Infant Education videos use a series of rapidly changing scenes and constantly bombard your kids with new words. With time, their itsy bitsy minds start to filter out most of the information just to help manage the constant barrage, and voila! The kids develop shorter attention spans, and eventually the food service industry claims another life.

That doesn't rhyme :eek:

rebel10

AnnyHallsal wrote: »

That doesn't rhyme :eek:

He seems to be posting this in every thread!

Sarn

Roses are red
Violets are blue
我吃的巧克力
没有你吃晚饭

messymess

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I've got a Knife,
Get in the Van.


Saw that on facebook ages ago and couldn't stop laughin

TheZohanS

Cranky Mc Funhouse wrote: »

If you really want your children to learn from an early age, you need to read to them and supply the buggers with as much human-on-human interaction as possible, not park their adorable little butts in front of the ****ing television. TV programs and Infant Education videos use a series of rapidly changing scenes and constantly bombard your kids with new words. With time, their itsy bitsy minds start to filter out most of the information just to help manage the constant barrage, and voila! The kids develop shorter attention spans, and eventually the food service industry claims another life.

Roses are red,
viotets are blue,
I once had my account hacked,
Just like you.

Children learn from an early age,
In front of the telly,
that their penis is located,
just under their belly.

The kids develop shorter attention spans,
wut?

Basq

Roses are good,
Violets are ace,
Valentines is for suckers,
Throw a cup of jizz in her face!

Dr conrad murray

roses are red,
violets are blue,
ive got aids
and now you do to.

starbelgrade

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've just had me dinner
Now I'm drinking tea & smokin a fag.