Roses are red...

El Siglo

From facebook.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Right now I'm single,
So masturbation will do.

Junco Partner

roses are red
violets are blue
you go off with him
while i sit here waiting for you

freyners

roses are red,
violets are blue
if you dont like this poem
well then **** YOU!!!!

orourkeda

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm off to watch the leaders debate on the frontline
F*ck you

Captain_Generic

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whats that on my hands?
Poo

starbelgrade

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I didn't get you either
Boo hoo hoo

AnnyHallsal

Captain_Generic wrote: »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whats that on my hands?
*Your* Poo

A more personal .. eh .. touch.







Very, very sorry

hondasam

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine

hondasam

Kissing Is A Habit
****ing Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain

Crazy Aido

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Grass is green
Daisies are white
Wait, what was I doing again?

Roses are Grey
Violets are Grey
I'm colour blind
And my life is a living hell

Roses are red
Buttercups are gold
You spat my jizz
in the goldfish bowel

Roses are tackey
Violets have been done
But that's all the flowershop had
so get over it

Thank you boards for getting my creative juices flowing.

Gummy Panda

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

stop this fcuking lunacy!!!!

NEVER!

*hits we'llallhavetea's cat with rolled up newspaper*

Pace2008

Had a teacher back in school with leterally the worst pair of shoes I've seen on a person in the western world - looked like he'd cobbled them himself out of bark from a tree or something.

One of the lads wrote him the poem:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The grass is green;
And so are your shoes

Lyra Fangs

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so were you

But now the roses have wilted
The violets are dead
The sugarbowls empty
And so is your head

:cool:

we'llallhavetea_old

Gummy Panda wrote: »

NEVER!

*hits we'llallhavetea's cat with rolled up newspaper*

:eek:

*claws pandas eyes*

take that beeeetch! :mad:

treborflynn

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Any chance?


No?

F*** ya so!!!!

Abi

Well thanks for that.

foxy06

to me fella

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm pregnant again
but the daddys not you

major bill

roses are red
voilets are blue
Il need about 30 pints
If im gonna fcuk you!!!

4zn76tysfajdxp

Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
None of you rhyme,
This thread's down a toilet.

Crazy Aido

It's that time of year again!

Roses make me holler.
Violets make me shout.
I've put on the webcam,
So you can watch me bash one out.

kavsmdf

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have alzheimers,
Cheese on Toast.

Tallon

You must have alzheimers since that's in the second post...

Gummy Panda

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm in a tree,
starring at you!

kavsmdf

But that was last year...!

TheZohanS

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
What's that you're pregnant?
Closed Account.

44leto

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love alcohol
Because of you

KeithM89_old

Roses are red,
My name is Dave,
This poem makes no sense,
Microwave.

Crazy Aido

Rose are ok,
I suppose violets are fine,
I don't care what the DNA test said,
that little sh*t ain't mine.

Fear Uladh

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have HIV
And now so do you.

Crazy Aido

Roses make me smile,
Violets perk me up,
I'm cracking one off,
to "Two girls, one cup".

treborflynn

roses are dead
thrown in the bin
I shat in your shoes
you lose
and i win

Crazy Aido

Roses are ok,
Violets are the best,
Take off your top,
So I can sh*t on your chest.

Crazy Aido

Rose are red,
violets are blue,
I don't care about any of that,
WHY AM I PEEING GREEN???

HalloweenJack

Roses are red,
My balls are blue,
I need a ride,
I don't care who.

ShooterSF

My own having this thread as inspiration:

Roses are red,
Voilets are blue,
But poems are much cheaper,
So guess which I got you?

Weylin

Roses are red,
Violets are black,
Why is your chest,
As flat as your back.

:pac::pac::pac:

Loomis

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have Tourette's,
**** you, whore!

Thundercats Ho

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I think 'bout your sister
When i'm fvckin you.

DarkJager

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let's all get wrecked
On bags of glue

the groutch

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got 12 inches
That I've been saving for you

Crazy Aido

Roses are...Green...
Violets are...Polkadoted?
Wooowwwwww...
This sh*t's starting to kick in man...

efb

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Consider yourself dumped
I'm just not that into you

policarp

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Make me a sammich
Cos I have man flu

Urquell

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Else it gets the Hose again

stovelid

Roses are red
No ifs or maybes
Up the gicker is sore
but it means no babies

The King of Moo

Roses are red,
and so is blood!!
..........
.........
..........

Mr.Biscuits

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pull down your knickers
And give us a goo.

cynder

Rosee are dear
Violets are cheap

Now get off me
I need some sleep

Jesus Wept

Roses are tits,
Violets are tits,
I like tits,
tits, tits, tits.

yupyup7up

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Giggedy giggedy,
Giggedy goo.