Letter of Complaint

kitten_k

Anybody any good at letters of complaint?

I want to send one to our management company. Basically the lift hasn't been working for 2 weeks and they are refusing to repair it as they are still waiting on money to come in. We have paid our management fee in full, however we could be left without a lift for weeks!!

Also when we try to buzz people into the apartment it doesn't work and we have to go down and let them in.

Any help would be appreciated

Jimmy the Wheel

I'd fire off a letter immediately, before the problem escalates.

NothingMan

Dear Sir/madam.

Please fix our lift or we will be forced to have you torn limb from limb by a pack or rabid squirrels.

Kind regards,

Kitten.

kitten_k

Jimmy - That's what I plan to do but am not too good at complaint letters so was looking for some help.

NothingMan - like you way of thinking.

chin_grin

Whatever you write just make sure it's in comic sans. Then they'll know you mean business.

orourkeda

Dear company,

Fix the facking door you cants.

Up Yours Faithfully

Angry Resident

kitten_k

chin_grin wrote: »

Whatever you write just make sure it's in comic sans. Then they'll know you mean business.

Thanks Chin_Grin

orourkeda

Jimmy the Wheel wrote: »

I'd fire off a letter immediately, before the problem escalates.

Its not a moving stair case.

Its a lift which means we need to take it to the next level

chin_grin

kitten_k wrote: »

Jimmy - That's what I plan to do but am not too good at complaint letters so was looking for some help.

NothingMan - like you way of thinking.

kitten_k wrote: »

Thanks Chin_Grin

Whooooooooooooooosh.

we'llallhavetea_old

offer your breasts, everyone wins.

Screaminmidget

chin_grin wrote: »

Whatever you write just make sure it's in comic sans. Then they'll know you mean business.

Also, if you want to put the fear of god into them, put it in Bold and Underline it!!! Like This

Snakeblood

kitten_k wrote: »

Anybody any good at letters of complaint?

I want to send one to our management company. Basically the lift hasn't been working for 2 weeks and they are refusing to repair it as they are still waiting on money to come in. We have paid our management fee in full, however we could be left without a lift for weeks!!

Also when we try to buzz people into the apartment it doesn't work and we have to go down and let them in.

Any help would be appreciated

HEY **** *****
FIX THE ****ING LIFT YOU **** ****S.

Jumpy

Get a wheelchair. Sit in wheelchair. Call the management company while at the base of the stairs saying you are unable to access your apartment using your wheelchair.

Get them to carry you up. Repeat this day by day until the lift is working. Then when they show you the lift is working again stand up and walk into it.

Aodan83

Screaminmidget wrote: »

Also, if you want to put the fear of god into them, put it in Bold and Underline it!!! Like This

For extra emphasis put some words in Italics

Fremen

Take a **** in a bag and DHL it to them.

ejmaztec

Oh God, not another hard-luck storey in after After Hours.:(

chin_grin

Hey OP, you may have guessed that After Hours isn't really the place for advice.

So, I'm going to go against the grain and just give you this link.

http://www.howtocomplain.com/info/cl-template.shtml

But sure just think of all the exercise you're getting! Either that or mock up some pulley device up to your apartment for your shopping\friends.

Screaminmidget

Aodan83 wrote: »

For extra emphasis put some words in Italics

Too far. :P they might think your trying to come on to them if you do that

Aodan83

Screaminmidget wrote: »

Too far. :P they might think your trying to come on to them if you do that

Might get the lift fixed quicker if they think they'll get the ride though!

chin_grin

Aodan83 wrote: »

Might get the lift fixed quicker if they think they'll get the ride though!

Woah, yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Yrhv33Zb8

alandublin15

just look on the bright side, all that stairs walking will tone your azz so tight.
youll be able to open beer bottles with it.

chiefbrody1974

i live in an apartment and its the same kinda thing, we've paid but no one else has, and the coffers are empty. If I were you I would send them a letter explaining that you had been in touch with a health and safety office or the health board etc. you could always lie and tell them you were carrying your child and the shopping up the stairs and fell and broke your arm, expect a letter from your solicitor. they can with hold service but why not just clamp the tennants cars etc??? who havnt paid, so consequently have no right to parking space, refuse collection, etc etc etc. The elevator is essential and in case of an accident could be required by ambulance staff!!!! they get scared when you use these sort of scenarios!!! I know its dramatic but I would!!

its funny, these are the small issues concerning management companies, that your local canvassing TD should be made aware of!!! especially now!! call up his office and promise a building full of YES votes if he puts his oar in!!! make them work for you. then on voting day, **** him in the ass cos believe me, he'll do it to you eventually!!! ****'em two times I tells ya, soprano style!!!

pickarooney

Spread
1. hog-grease all over the stairs
2. your legs
3. the news that you're giving it away for free to men with clipboards and high-vis jackets
4. the video of them breaking their limbs trying to get up the steps, on youtube

They'll be forced to fix the lift to avail of your kind offer.

Kasabian

Tell them the stairs are killing your horse.

kitten_k

chin_grin wrote: »

Hey OP, you may have guessed that After Hours isn't really the place for advice.

So, I'm going to go against the grain and just give you this link.

http://www.howtocomplain.com/info/cl-template.shtml

But sure just think of all the exercise you're getting! Either that or mock up some pulley device up to your apartment for your shopping\friends.

Thanks Chin.

Will make sure I don't ask again.

TPD

Do that wheelchair thing!

chin_grin

kitten_k wrote: »

Thanks Chin.

Will make sure I don't ask again.

Aw. Well you can. Just don't expect any relevant replies straight away. To be honest I'm at a loss as to what other forum you could ask this in!

Screaminmidget

chin_grin wrote: »

Aw. Well you can. Just don't expect any relevant replies straight away. To be honest I'm at a loss as to what other forum you could ask this in!

Legal issues perhaps?

Jake Rugby Walrus666

You people,
You're all going to die. I don't even care if you fix the lifts now.
You're all going to die still. Slowly, painfully. I'm going to kill you
all.
kthxbye
Kitten

orourkeda

Fremen wrote: »

Take a **** in a bag and DHL it to them.

send it up in the lift

syklops

Dear Management Company,

Fix the left or I will ring Joe Duffy on Liveline.

Love Kitten

chin_grin

syklops wrote: »

Dear Management Company,

Fix the left or I will ring Joe Duffy on Liveline.

Love, Kitten

Why punctuation is important.

Saviola

Hmm it seems like they're really starting to press your buttons and the situation is moving nowhere?