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Dirty Stories From nightclubs

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    #392
    P_1
    Registered Users Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    taytobreath wrote: »
    Name? or a clue

    I wonder if he was a good pundit, not a great pundit :P


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    #393
    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    Boards.ie dont endorse such allegations...... but my inbox does!


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    #394
    mattjack
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    bumper234 wrote: »
    I once saw a WELL known soccer pundit snorting lines of coke in the kitchen of a late night wine bar/club in Dublin and then go on to passionately make out with a drag queen in red knee high leather boots and mini (and yes they both dropped the hand)

    Where did you get those boots anyway ?


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    #395
    bumper234
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    mattjack wrote: »
    Where did you get those boots anyway ?

    That secret dies with me :D


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    #396
    skimpydoo
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    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Millwall i would have thought
    Also ex Manchester United as I stated.


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    #397
    razorblunt
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    iwasonbwh wrote: »
    In Donegal there's a club called Basement Jacks...nothing is out of bounds in it ;) However they also run an underage, where one evening two first years (12 year olds) decided to have some fun...so there was a hand from the girl and fingers from the boy. Not bad compared to the other stoires on this thread, just the age of those involved :rolleyes:

    Sex Cauldron? I thought that place closed down?


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    #398
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    tallaghtmick wrote: »
    Boards.ie dont endorse such allegations...... but my inbox does!

    Coincidently


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    #399
    cletus van damme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭cletus van damme


    was working in a club (dance venue) once and we heard a lot of noise from the cubicle.
    There was a young man pulling himself with gusto.

    Me: "what the **** are you at?"

    Him: (eye wide in drug induced stupor) "I'm so horny I need my hole"

    Me: "But it's only 11:30 you've loadsa time to pull a girl"

    Him: (Still pulling his cock) "what ? I thought it was 2.30"

    Me: "sorry mate, gotta throw you out"

    him: "****"

    have a few others usual riding stories, sometime me involved but mostly as an observer rather than a particpant.


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    #400
    tallaghtmick
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    cletus van damme wrote: »
    was working in a club (dance venue) once and we heard a lot of noise from the cubicle.
    There was a young man pulling himself with gusto.

    Me: "what the **** are you at?"

    Him: (eye wide in drug induced stupor) "I'm so horny I need my hole"

    Me: "But it's only 11:30 you've loadsa time to pull a girl"

    Him: (Still pulling his cock) "what ? I thought it was 2.30"

    Me: "sorry mate, gotta throw you out"

    him: "****"

    have a few others usual riding stories, sometime me involved but mostly as an observer rather than a particpant.

    In the riding? :pac:


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    #401
    DoozerT6
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    Old thread is old :D


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    #402
    Birneybau
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    DoozerT6 wrote: »
    Old thread is old :D

    And amusing.


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    #403
    cletus van damme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭cletus van damme


    tallaghtmick wrote: »
    In the riding? :pac:

    pretty much - looking over the cubicle door has it's pleasures :pac:


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    #404
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Was shifting a lovely Thai bird on a dance floor once. After a few minutes of tonsil hockey she looks at me and says, "It's ok... its normal to get an erection while doing this." I said, "what are you on about? I haven't got an erection." She says, "no... but I have."


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