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    #32
    swiftblade
    Registered Users Posts: 2,551 ✭✭✭swiftblade


    "We laughed in embarrasment" :o

    FFS!

    Tuesday's with Morrie
    Mitch Albom


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    #33
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    "now that I've been informed of its imperfections; yet I take a perverse delight in doing this,"

    :o

    The Blind Assassin
    Margaret Atwood


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    #34
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    ""she opened her waistpouch and pulled something out. ..... untying a string , she laid back the folds of a waxed cloth and held a tan substance, dipping her finger in it she turned to him..






    ooooooooohh ddddddurrrrty !!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


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    #35
    Neyite
    Administrators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,947 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Neyite


    "You'd need a whole day, maybe two."


    I rock.


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    #36
    HornyDevil
    Registered Users Posts: 115 ✭✭HornyDevil


    "What is known is that a dead body was found under the floor flagstones in the 1800's, and it was then replaced and the flagstone dated" - from 'Strangest Pubs in Britain & the best worldwide' 6gxhtc8

    . . . . . but what has that got to do with oral sex - unless all his teeth fell out while muffing, the shock killed him, and they buried the gummy fecker under the floor of some pub. hmmmmm


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    #37
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    The heel and lower leg should be parallel and the calcaneus should rest squarely on the ground.


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    #38
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    "Jacob returns to the hospital"

    I'm that good.


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    #39
    b.o.m.d.a.s.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭b.o.m.d.a.s.


    "Fat chance of that happening before nine o' clock tomorrow" :D

    Assegai


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    #40
    Griffen262
    Registered Users Posts: 286 ✭✭Griffen262


    The best I could do was a Jamie Oliver cook book.

    Page 60 (Rhubarb and Custard Kinda Soufflé), 9th sentence down..

    "My favourite bit is getting everyone to make a hole in the top of their hot soufflé and pour in some very cold custard".
    :eek:


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    #41
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    "Perhaps one of them pinched it?" suggested Nobby.



    0_o

    Firstly, I have never given oral sex to anything (k)nobby.

    And secondly, if I did, I'd know better than to bloody pinch it!!


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    #42
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    ''Viktor became accustomed to Sonya, as he had earlier to Misha.''

    Death and The Penguin - Andrey Kurkov

    ''Go and play with your cat'', said Viktor.

    Penguin Lost - Andrey Kurkov


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    #43
    Menolias
    Registered Users Posts: 74 ✭✭Menolias


    The unit uses an invisible infrared beam to sense the energy that is emitted,transmitted or reflected from an object and translates that data into temperature.


    Advanced Marine Electronics, Ed Sherman.


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    #44
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Even the old man with his Craven A tin had gone.

    Empire of the Sun - JG Ballard


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    #45
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    "It calmed people down and let us do our job"


    Max Brooks: World War Z.


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    #46
    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    I **** you not...
    Proof of her palpable howler.

    Derren Brown: Tricks of the mind


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    #47
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    'For a moment she could not recognise the dead man.'

    Eep

    George RR Martin - A Feast for Crows


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    #48
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,223 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    "That was how it supposed to work"

    Apparently I'm good enough to give demonstrations

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #49
    Dr. Baltar
    Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭Dr. Baltar


    "yea, out of hidden darkness and out of captivity unto freedom." - The book of Mormon

    "reading on the scale does not change, thus avoiding detonation until it is a safe distance from the earth" - The Elegant Universe by Brian Greene


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    #50
    QuimWedge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭QuimWedge


    "...porticoes and a beautiful, well-tended garden. It was early..."

    Phillip Carlo, The Ice Man

    Yep, good oral always starts with a well-tended garden. imo.


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    #51
    Endaaaagh
    Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭Endaaaagh


    "Tens of million in profit"

    :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:


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    #52
    cleremy jarkson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    "Ischaemic stroke occurs more than five times as often as haemor(rhagic stroke) "

    :cool:


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    #53
    Griffen262
    Registered Users Posts: 286 ✭✭Griffen262


    Endaaaagh wrote: »
    "Tens of million in profit"

    :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:


    Its your destiny..


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    #54
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Mighty with his spear, another Ares, bow springing in his hand, a sword to smite the foe.
    I take that as good? :P I'm in college at the moment and reading the Oresteia...


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    #55
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Feldthusen is critical of the decision for a variety of reasons, two of which are particularly noteworthy.


    lol, damn you law book!


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    #56
    dan1895
    Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    "It took him thirty seconds"

    F**K YEH!


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    #57
    Cianos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    "This technique does not seem to work too effectively in L.A, as the crime rate shows, but in time it may".

    What's wrong with my technique? :(


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    #58
    Nuigforce
    Registered Users Posts: 117 ✭✭Nuigforce


    here he was, being portrayed as a flair player, and i thought that comment was hinting at my limitations:(


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    #59
    beefjerky
    Registered Users Posts: 308 ✭✭beefjerky


    Yossarian did his best to catch up with Hungry Joe and almost did...

    Catch-22
    Joseph Heller

    Time for lunch!


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    #60
    Dowdy
    Registered Users Posts: 171 ✭✭Dowdy


    "Is it perhaps even a matter of the gender of that deity?"

    from 'Science and Poetry', Mary Midgley.

    Who cares if it's male or female, I'm going down on God!


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    #61
    maceocc2
    Registered Users Posts: 443 ✭✭maceocc2


    "The keys of that array are the same as the members of the tm_struct structure that the C function localtime() returns"

    PHP Cookbook


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