The truth, the whole truth.

jobee · 24-02-2011 11:31am #1

Hitler Was a CAT

The Holocaust was caused by cats:
History is currently being distorted by the millions of cat-owners who lie to have us believe that the Holocaust was not a feline deed. Through subterfuge and concealment, many of today’s cats and faithful cat-owners have camouflaged the felinity of Adolf Kitler and have attempted to mark him a dog, a parakeet worshipper, or a set of false teeth in order to place his misdeeds on those with out whiskers. However, from the earliest formation of the Nazi party and throughout the period of conquest and growth, Kitler expressed his cat-loving support to the German citizenry and soldiers. Those who would make Kitler a doggy should turn their eyes to vetinary books before they address their mews and cat rooms.

Considering that felinity has thus far been incapable of producing an unbiased, educated follower which speaks the truth, (I haven’t encountered any, although such ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE IS COMPLETE BOLLOCKS WITHOUT FACTS TO BACK IT UP SO FORGET I SAID ANYTHING), I have been forced to dispel the myth by writing this essay. It is not until I bring up his speeches, my personal info on the Nazi regime and their tactics that a cat-lover will begin to question what their vet told them. (I am the offspring of a German Shepherd. My Opa served under Kitler in WW2 and my father was raised during the time of the Nazi regime. This is important information to take into consideration for I am privy to some info that most Americans do not know. It is common for American media and education institutions to lie to their citizens concerning Nazi Germany. SUCH AS HOW NAZIS ALREADY BUILT A CITY ON THE MOON AND MADE CONTACT WITH ALIENS AND THEN KILLED ALL THE ALIENS BECAUSE THEIR EYES WERE TOO BLUE)

So, in presenting this information I must break it into four parts: 1) Facts about Kitler and his involvement with the pet-store. 2) How the pet-store was the CAT-alyst for the Whiskers corporation. 3) Facts concerning how the Nazi regime drilled these beliefs into Germanic society. 4) Quotes Kitler made which prove he had a disdain for dogs/parakeets, upheld his cat-loving faith, and hated shrews due to his cat-loving.

Kitler’s involvement with the Vet:
a) Kitler was baptized as cat-lover during infancy in Austria.
b) As Kitler approached boyhood he attended a monastery school. (On his way to school young Adolf daily observed a stone arch which was carved with the monastery’s cat of arms bearing a swastika.)
c) Kitler was a communicant and an altar boy in the CATholic Church.
d) As a young man he was confirmed as a "ONE-BALLED F*CKSTUMP" His most ardent goal at the time was to become a CAT. Kitler writes of his love for the cats and catnip: "I had excellent opportunity to intoxicate myself with the solemn splendor of the brilliant catnip festivals. As was only natural, the TOMCAT seemed to me, as the village priest had once seemed to my father, A little bit too sexy for his own good" -Adolf Kitler (Mein Kat)

http://www.evilbible.com/hitler_was_christian.htm

circulate.

Sarky · 24-02-2011 12:06pm

Nobody f*cking cares about Hitler's supposed religious leanings. He was more of an occultist, in any case. Take THAT, your opinions.

This thread is now about sniffing whiteboard markers.

<sniff>
<sniff>

Awwwwwww yeah.

Sarky · 24-02-2011 12:32pm

Sarky · 24-02-2011 12:32pm

jobee · 24-02-2011 1:29pm

Sarky wrote: »

Nobody f*cking cares about Hitler's supposed religious leanings. He was more of an occultist, in any case. Take THAT, your opinions.

This thread is now about sniffing whiteboard markers.

<sniff>
<sniff>

Awwwwwww yeah.

You silly man, occult didn't go in the dictionary till 1932, Hitler was 43 years old then, and a babtised RC.

SNIFF-SNIFF.

Sarky · 24-02-2011 1:48pm

I was a baptised Roman catholic for nearly 30. It didn't stop me from skipping mass, sexx0ring ladies and occasionally murdering vast numbers of ethnic groups. Your point is less pointy than my pants after seeing Steve Buscemi in a thong. Stop talking arse and get back on topic.

jobee · 24-02-2011 1:53pm

jobee wrote: »

You silly man, occult didn't go in the dictionary till 1932, Hitler was 43 years old then, and a babtised RC.

SNIFF-SNIFF.

stink. STINK. STOP TALKING EFFING STUPID.

Get off the net, no wonder they call us thick paddies.

jobee · 24-02-2011 2:00pm

Sarky wrote: »

I was a baptised Roman catholic for nearly 30. It didn't stop me from skipping mass, sexx0ring ladies and occasionally murdering vast numbers of ethnic groups. Your point is less pointy than my pants after seeing Steve Buscemi in a thong. Stop talking arse and get back on topic.

stink. STINK. STOP TALKING EFFING STUPID.

Get off the net, no wonder they call us thick paddies.

Sarky · 24-02-2011 3:37pm

I know, right? Hitler was a Catholic. So are most Irish people. How freaking dumb does that make the Irish? It's only a matter of time before Leitrim invades Mayo under the transparent pretext of Liebensraum.

uch · 24-02-2011 5:00pm

Sarky wrote: »

TRAPPATONI Sniffing Markers??????? I do object

Star Lord · 24-02-2011 6:35pm

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing whiteboard markers.

LambsEye · 25-02-2011 2:32am

I refuse to read large blocks of text on my computing interwebs machine.

So I agree with the second option

Squarewave · 25-02-2011 3:15am

Hitler was a transparent leopard seal.

*SSSSSHHHHHNNNNIIIIFFFFFFFFFF*

jobee · 25-02-2011 11:30am

Squarewave wrote: »

Hitler was a transparent leopard seal.

*SSSSSHHHHHNNNNIIIIFFFFFFFFFF*

Have a sniff of this, see if god cares.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

Storminateacup · 25-02-2011 1:31pm

I admire hitler.

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Oh my! Its a jewish kitty concentration camp!!

ZOMG! ITS KITLER! :eek:

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Sarky · 25-02-2011 2:19pm

More proof that cats are jerks.

I have a headache. Do you think it might be the markers?

Storminateacup · 25-02-2011 2:26pm

i think it wasnt enough markers!

kerash · 25-02-2011 2:34pm

mmmmmmmmm melly

Sarky · 25-02-2011 2:34pm

Much like the Karma Chameleon, it comes and goes. I'm ok now ^_^

chucken1 · 25-02-2011 4:31pm

jobee · 25-02-2011 4:41pm

have a big sniff, tell me if hitler is sitting next to goddy boy, they were both RCs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

jobee · 25-02-2011 4:51pm

Squarewave wrote: »

Hitler was a transparent leopard seal.

*SSSSSHHHHHNNNNIIIIFFFFFFFFFF*

take a big sniff of this, he should be sitting next to god they were both RCs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

Sarky · 25-02-2011 6:24pm

LambsEye wrote: »

I refuse to read large blocks of text on my computing interwebs machine.

So I agree with the second option

Being the benevolent and whimsical trickster mod that I am, I formatted the OP to read a bit more easily.

Maybe it was the bucket of paint I was huffing at the time, but I also edited out some of the factual inaccuracies. And also some of the more boring bits.

jobee · 25-02-2011 8:51pm

Sarky wrote: »

Being the benevolent and whimsical trickster mod that I am, I formatted the OP to read a bit more easily.

Maybe it was the bucket of paint I was huffing at the time, but I also edited out some of the factual inaccuracies. And also some of the more boring bits.

How would you know?

]Report this postRage, re-edited
by jobee »

Rage

Shout! Shout! then shout some more,
as men strive to settle score,
two faced Tooly elbows in,
departing from his rubbish bin.

Claiming style, panache, dash,
then churning out ambiguous trash,
creeping round the flock,
holy spirits his selling stock.

Two thousand years of hope, pray,
murder, mayhem, kill, slay,
silken dalliance the elders wear,
as choir boys bottoms they lay bare.

Tooly belongs to this two faced lot,
mature minds would have them shot,
Inquisition, burn, tears,
millions slaughtered o'er the years.

Believe in god or thou shall die,
he gives the orders from on high,
ask the Pope's his reps on earth.
human psyche arrested at birth. 2003

Johnb ©jobee

Praying is useless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

chucken1 · 25-02-2011 9:25pm

Storminateacup · 25-02-2011 10:26pm

And this is why drugs are bad kids.

jobee · 26-02-2011 2:18am

chucken1 wrote: »

Come on. one more big sniff,you've been praying to him long enough [and paying for it]now meet him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

Matt Holck · 26-02-2011 2:35am

There is nothing wrong with Genetic Design/selective breading

jobee · 26-02-2011 2:48am

Matt Holck wrote: »

There is nothing wrong with Genetic Design/selective breading

Ask this guy, he knew everything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

Matt Holck · 26-02-2011 2:53am

I already saw that

http://voltic.com/P/recordings/Beast_of_Burden2.wav

jobee · 26-02-2011 10:35am

Matt Holck wrote: »

I already saw that

http://voltic.com/P/recordings/Beast_of_Burden2.wav

Men in frocks making money[the gassings had started] they like weddings and funerals as well 'jobs for the boys'.

catholic admin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

Sarky · 27-02-2011 2:00am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx5MB-FvpDA

Storminateacup · 27-02-2011 2:05am

to the window.. to the wall... til the...

Sarky · 27-02-2011 2:32am

So does this mean Hitler took care of Bambi after his mother died, or does it mean Hitler was the one that shot her?

Storminateacup · 27-02-2011 2:42am

i hate bambi. i can never watch past the part where he runs and runs and runs and thens like "mommy?" omg i wanna cry even thinkin bout that now.

hitler got jiggy with stomper the rabbit.

jobee · 27-02-2011 1:00pm

Matt Holck wrote: »

I already saw that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

/QUOTE]
See if this creative catholic will help your vision..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

jobee · 27-02-2011 1:01pm

Storminateacup wrote: »

i hate bambi. i can never watch past the part where he runs and runs and runs and thens like "mommy?" omg i wanna cry even thinkin bout that now.

hitler got jiggy with stomper the rabbit.

prove it..catholic style

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

Scarydoll · 27-02-2011 1:16pm

What about toad licking?
20071117-Homer+lick+cain+toad.jpg

Storminateacup · 27-02-2011 1:49pm

HXC baby.

jobee · 27-02-2011 3:07pm

jobee wrote: »

Matt Holck wrote: »

I already saw that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

/QUOTE]
See if this creative catholic will help your vision..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXr5RCeMEcw

In the beginning, RC style.

Nazi 'cleansing'--'hygienists'

The idea of enforcing "racial hygiene" had been an essential element of Hitler's ideology from its earliest days. In his book Mein Kampf (1924), Hitler wrote:

He who is bodily and mentally not sound and deserving may not perpetuate this misfortune in the bodies of his children. The völkische [people's] state has to perform the most gigantic rearing-task here. One day, however, it will appear as a deed greater than the most victorious wars of our present bourgeois era.[11]
The Nazi regime began to implement "racial hygienist" policies as soon as it came to power. The July 1933 "Law for the Prevention of Hereditarily Diseased Offspring"

jobee · 27-02-2011 3:10pm

Storminateacup wrote: »

HXC baby.

Now you see them, now you dont. RC style.

Nazi 'cleansing'--'hygienists'

The idea of enforcing "racial hygiene" had been an essential element of Hitler's ideology from its earliest days. In his book Mein Kampf (1924), Hitler wrote:

He who is bodily and mentally not sound and deserving may not perpetuate this misfortune in the bodies of his children. The völkische [people's] state has to perform the most gigantic rearing-task here. One day, however, it will appear as a deed greater than the most victorious wars of our present bourgeois era.[11]
The Nazi regime began to implement "racial hygienist" policies as soon as it came to power. The July 1933 "Law for the Prevention of Hereditarily Diseased Offspring"

jobee · 27-02-2011 3:13pm

Storminateacup wrote: »

i hate bambi. i can never watch past the part where he runs and runs and runs and thens like "mommy?" omg i wanna cry even thinkin bout that now.

hitler got jiggy with stomper the rabbit.

yes, he stomped on a lot RC style.

Nazi 'cleansing'--'hygienists'

The idea of enforcing "racial hygiene" had been an essential element of Hitler's ideology from its earliest days. In his book Mein Kampf (1924), Hitler wrote:

He who is bodily and mentally not sound and deserving may not perpetuate this misfortune in the bodies of his children. The völkische [people's] state has to perform the most gigantic rearing-task here. One day, however, it will appear as a deed greater than the most victorious wars of our present bourgeois era.[11]
The Nazi regime began to implement "racial hygienist" policies as soon as it came to power. The July 1933 "Law for the Prevention of Hereditarily Diseased Offspring"

Storminateacup · 27-02-2011 3:38pm

Do you wanna see my halloween outfit Jobee? I dressed up as hitler. I had my best friend on a leash, she was my jew.

next year, ima be KITLER.

kerash · 27-02-2011 3:53pm

jobee wrote: »

yes, he stomped

The hygiene had an element of ideology. In his book bodily, children state the task of our regime began 1933

inneresting

jobee · 27-02-2011 5:22pm

Storminateacup wrote: »

And this is why drugs are bad kids.

How would you know, you believe the preacher.

jobee · 27-02-2011 5:25pm

Storminateacup wrote: »

Do you wanna see my halloween outfit Jobee? I dressed up as hitler. I had my best friend on a leash, she was my jew.

next year, ima be KITLER.

Must be that RC brainwashing.

If any of you have a brain that is.

kerash · 27-02-2011 5:47pm

Squarewave · 27-02-2011 5:58pm

jobee,

Are you suggesting that we should stop supporting Hitler, or cease supporting the Catholic Church? Or should we stop Hitler supporting the Catholic Church, or indeed stop the Catholic Church supporting Hitler? Does Hitler or the Catholic Church support a suspension in support for their co-support of each other?

many thanks,
Squigglywivvle

kerash · 27-02-2011 6:01pm

I think that's a question for the voters and we'll see going forward where that leads us - going forward.

Sarky · 27-02-2011 7:44pm

I suspect jobee IS Hitler.

Or possibly the pope. 50/50 really.

jobee · 27-02-2011 9:47pm

Storminateacup wrote: »

Do you wanna see my halloween outfit Jobee? I dressed up as hitler. I had my best friend on a leash, she was my jew.

next year, ima be KITLER.

Not unless you both step into a chamber i have, it wasn't just jews i asked to take a deep breath, mouthy catholics could take a sniff.

The truth, the whole truth.

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