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  • 25-02-2011 10:27am
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    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Pick an interesting sentence from any news article and post it, with no context.
    Mint was 4 when her family began to force her to drink 14 gallons of camel’s milk a day.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Authorities mentioned that none of the sheep had any blood left in their bodies, as it had been removed
    .

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 38 piotrish


    Now Gaddafi blames hallucinogenic pills mixed with Nescafe and bin Laden for uprisings... before ordering bloody hit on a mosque


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    A Chinese man sought treatment for headaches for four years - only to discover he had had a four-inch dagger lodged in his head.
    :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,663 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Dean09 wrote: »
    :confused:

    Sounds more like the opening line to a Kafka novel...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭squeakyduck


    A Chinese man has died after a three-day online gaming session in which he did not sleep and barely ate, reports say..

    :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    A spokewoman for the bank had no comment when asked if the bank’s executive directors had a tax avoidance structure.
    .


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    The oversized knobbly-skinned marrow was likened to a Doctor Who monster.
    :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Storminateacup always makes interesting articles after lines


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    Defeated and lonesome, he left California to live with his mother in Long Island, and would not stray from his mother for the rest of his life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Residents in a quiet village are embroiled in an extraordinary neighbourhood row after a military enthusiast bought a £10,000 tank and parked it outside his home.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 91 ✭✭hardcore


    PAUL Connaughton is one of the last of the "farmer TDs" who were once a dominant presence in the Dail.

    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed, diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping.

    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    You never actually own a Patek Philippe. You merely look after it for the next generation
    No u.


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