The 'Boards.ie After Hours Live In Running Election Count' Thread

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Fcuk OFF the telly Gormley :rolleyes:

strobe

Pat 'the crooked son of a bitch union lacky' Rabbit and Brian 'I was put in the Senate in my mid twenties cause........ehhh.....not nepotism anyway, definitely not that' Hayes took the first two seats in Dublin South West. I knew it was going to happen but it didn't stop me hoping for a miracle. All we need now is Eamonn 'head of quangos' Maloney to take the fourth and make it complete. You have only yourselves to blame Tallafornians.

Ruu_Old

Sinn Fein looking like they might get a seat in Meath West, battling with Labour.

My name is URL

Brenireland wrote: »

Who the **** would vote someone like Gerry Adams into our Dail,Bastard.

Brenireland wrote: »

smelly ****s

That would be pathetic if not for the irony

nah, it's still pathetic.

Brenireland

My name is URL wrote: »

That would be pathetic if not for the irony

nah, it's still pathetic.

lighten up will ya,take a chill pill.

strobe

Me Hole Martin's in. First count.

strobe

Funkfield wrote: »

Thats what I was wondering.

Quotas is bollix. I like her, but thats just mental.

Not looking good for her. The PBP candidate is going to keep her out by the look of things.

My name is URL

What are the chances that the Greens won't win any seats?

JuliusCaesar

starbelgrade wrote: »

Dunno. She's certainly not sexy anyway. She looks mentally retarded.

http://ipsc.ie/images/pressconf090117/pressconf4.jpg

:rolleyes: Ivana Bacik is Professor of Law in Trinity College.

figarofigaro

That Emmet Stagg got elected. Fuck him!

strobe

JuliusCaesar wrote: »

:rolleyes: Ivana Bacik is Professor of Law in Trinity College.

....and let's hope once the Senate is abolished the double jobbing bitch stays in Trinity where she belongs and leaves politics to people that don't live in cloud cuckoo land.

Brenireland

Lads is Ivan Batchy through?

dxhound2005

Joan Collins (Independent Socialist) might get elected in Dublin South Central.

She's the one that handbagged Bertie outside the Dail and provoked a big reaction on Liveline with people thinking she was just some ordinary woman. Bertie knew who she was and he was right about her just trying to get on TV.

Brenireland

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0226/breaking53.html

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All of Mayo orgasm at once !!

Jaxxy

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Joan Collins (Independent Socialist) might get elected in Dublin South Central.

She's the one that handbagged Bertie outside the Dail and provoked a big reaction on Liveline with people thinking she was just some ordinary woman. Bertie knew who she was and he was right about her just trying to get on TV.

She's PBP. She's very passionate.

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Brenireland wrote: »

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0226/breaking53.html

What a nob, what exectly is that meant to prove??

Queen-Mise

jeez they are some sharp comments about

Fianna Fail haven't been this hammered since the Galway think-in!!!

Our new (likely) Taoiseach has been confirmed as been elected

Brenireland

Paloma Hot Seascape wrote: »

What a nob, what exectly is that meant to prove??

nothing just reporting from my hometown of longford & updating you with all the low down in the constituency.

Dangerous Man

Caoimhín wrote: »

That fúcking gombeen Michael Healy Rea is polling well.

Is there anyone from South Kerry on here that might just explain wtf that gobshíte will contribute towards getting this country out of the mess it is in?

In my humble opinion anybody that votes for Healy-Rae is a rat. Anybody that votes for Lowry is a rat. Happily, the rats won't get their way this time; the independents will be told to fuck off out of it. No more rat politics. Let's hope that Labour / Fine Gael clean it up.

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Brenireland wrote: »

nothing just reporting from my hometown of longford & updating you with all the low down in the constituency.

I didn't mean you btw, meant that eejit who set light to the ballot box

Stupid thing to do, after all those people bothered to cast a vote and it's a worthless protest

Superbus

Blast from the Past

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lol.. Cowen

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black tie on Cowen

strobe

Cowen's on! He looks like a sad panda.

Jaxxy

He's suited up for the session later. Wonder how many of his sorrows he's drowned already, they must be good swimmers.

Brenireland

Paloma Hot Seascape wrote: »

I didn't mean you btw, meant that eejit who set light to the ballot box

Stupid thing to do, after all those people bothered to cast a vote and it's a worthless protest

Yeah I know,only thing I could think of was that he may have been a die hard Sinn Fein Supporter who just couldn't move on and use a pencil instead of a petrol can.

Queen-Mise

Labour’s Ruairi Quinn has told RTÉ: "It's too early to start talking about [coalition] options when we don't have all the facts yet. All the cards have not yet been dealt out to all the players. Until we see the cards and the value of those cards we can't really come to conclusions.”

"I think the country needs a very stable government. The country is in receivership after being bankrupt by Fianna Fáil and their economic illiteracy and incompetence."

Nice straight talking there from Ruari Quinn :D:D

LuckyGent88

Loving the colour of the tie on Cowen. :D absolutely delighted for him!!!!!

Mint Sauce

Second count completed in Donegal SW, 2nd seat not yet filled, looking bleaker for Mary. Currently 4th.

strobe

SF have just passed FF in number of seats taken. Interesting times we are living in kids.

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Dangerous Man wrote: »

In my humble opinion anybody that votes for Healy-Rae is a rat. Anybody that votes for Lowry is a rat. Happily, the rats won't get their way this time; the independents will be told to fuck off out of it. No more rat politics. Let's hope that Labour / Fine Gael clean it up.

You DOIRTY rat!!

Jaxxy

"You're still a relatively young man."

:pac:

RacoonQueen

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

"You're still a relatively young man."

:pac:

Pat Kenny is an embarrassment. Why do they let him do programmes like this?

Brenireland

Longford-westmeath on now,O'Rourke gone.

bonerm

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

"You're still a relatively young man."

:pac:

How's Liffo doing atm?

flahavaj

RacoonQueen wrote: »

Pat Kenny is an embarrassment. Why do they let him do programmes like this?

What are you talking about, he's in his element with at this kind of serious political stuff.

John Bowman has been so astute as well.

bonerm

RacoonQueen wrote: »

Pat Kenny is an embarrassment. Why do they let him do programmes like this?

It's the only thing he does well. Just keep him away from celebs, children, members of the general public and jewish comedians.

Mint Sauce

flahavaj wrote: »

What are you talking about, he's in his element with at this kind of serious political stuff.

John Bowman has been so astute as well.

Mirriam also has a certain appeal.

Funkfield

irish-stew wrote: »

Mirriam also has a certain appeal.

fap fap fap

Dangerous Man

Insert joke about the size of Miriam's vag here... in Miriam's vag.

I heard her opening was so big that her husband actually climbs in to inseminate her. Probably not true though. Or it might be true. Who knows?

I also heard that her vag is being used as a, ahem, polling station.

Jaxxy

bonerm wrote: »

How's Liffo doing atm?

Just announcing the first count now. Looks like he'll get a seat.

In other news, Sargent is gone.

SEPT 23 1989

Barry fcuking Cowen

the idiots in Laos/Offal should be ashamed of themselves

Jaxxy

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Barry fcuking Cowen

the idiots in Laos/Offal should be ashamed of themselves

It looks close, still a lot of FF support there obviously!

For anyone waiting on a first count for Dublin South Central it looks like it might be a while.

Craebear

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Barry fcuking Cowen

the idiots in Laos/Offal should be ashamed of themselves

People from that area of the country tend to lag about 150 years behind the rest of society.

cml387

Hey I didn't know you were doing this over here as well!

Hows the craic.I was in the other forum.

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SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Barry fcuking Cowen

the idiots in Laos/Offal should be ashamed of themselves

I know somebody in that constituency. They worship the Cowens. It's incredible. Even looking at Biffo on the news from the count centre and people are gathered around him in awe of him. It's madness.

Looks like Cowen 2 will get elected anyway.

Had to laugh at Biffo he said "It has been a bad day for Fianna Fail, there's no beating around that particular bush"

cml387

Ah sweary Mary.

We'll miss you.

Dangerous Man

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Barry fcuking Cowen

the idiots in Laos/Offal should be ashamed of themselves

Rats don't feel shame.

Jaxxy

Another possible seat for SF and Mary-Lou.