Big Story About An England Player In Tomorrow's News Of The World

Paully D

http://twitter.com/NeilAshton_NOTW

Interesting. Hopefully it's not another ''Guardian Exclusive''.

Panthro

time to guess the title:
"Darren Bent gets twitter ban"

Yakult

I predict as per usual, a big fail.

monkey9

Either John Terry's da has mugged a pensioner or Frank Lampards Mrs is pregnant!!

J. Marston

This will be Ian Prior-esque in terms of shíte.

101001

monkey9 wrote: »

or Frank Lampards Mrs is pregnant!!

and John Terry is the father

J. Marston

Ashley Cole shot a fan. Or something like that.

NukaCola

Is it that Ashley Cole shot a fan at Chelsea training ground...

Panthro

Ashley shot someone.
Wonder who hes after shooting the load into.

monkey9

BumbleBee123 wrote: »

Is it that Ashley Cole shot a fan at Chelsea training ground...

Well he attempted to shoot the fan, but the bullet went over the bar!

dfx-

Like the big story with injunctions...that turned out to be Garry Flitcroft

NukaCola

monkey9 wrote: »

Well he attempted to shoot the fan, but the bullet went over the bar!

:pac:

GBX

NeilAshton_NOTW Neil Ashton
Ashley Cole shot a member of Chelsea backroom staff, full story in tomorrow's News of the World.

Tusky

..with his penis?

parker kent

Rumour is that Ashley Cole shot a groundstaff member or fan with an air rifle. Not the first time a story about Ashley's big weapon has made it into the NOTW.

Also, what's with the snide Guardian comments? The Murdoch liars and shít stirring trolls of The Sun and NOTW are surely more deserving of scorn.

citytillidie

Its the S*n on a sunday i predict lies

NeilAshton_NOTW Neil Ashton
Ashley Cole shot a member of Chelsea backroom staff, full story in tomorrow's News of the World.

Sgt Pepper 64

Its Michael Owen.....

"Alex Ferguson ate my England Career"

Paully D

parker kent wrote: »

Also, what's with the snide Guardian comments?

Saying they had a massive exclusive to announce, building it up for quite a while and then announcing a story that Inter Milan might bid for Gareth Bale in the summer was ridiculous.

monkey9

parker kent wrote: »

Rumour is that Ashley Cole shot a groundstaff member or fan with an air rifle. Not the first time a story about Ashley's big weapon has made it into the NOTW.

Also, what's with the snide Guardian comments? The Murdoch liars and shít stirring trolls of The Sun and NOTW are surely more deserving of scorn.

It's that The Guardian tweeted a few weeks back that they were gonna break a major major news story that evening. The story turned to be nothing at all. A transfer rumour or something like that. I can't remember exactly (and that says it all ,to be honest)

NukaCola

Sgt Pepper 64 wrote: »

Its Michael Owen.....

Who?

Sgt Pepper 64

citytillidie wrote: »

Its the S*n on a sunday i predict lies

NeilAshton_NOTW Neil Ashton
Ashley Cole shot a member of Chelsea backroom staff, full story in tomorrow's News of the World.

Confirmed

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/public/nol_public_news/1232336/Ashley-Cole-shoots-fan-with-high-powered-rifle-at-Chelsea-training-ground.html?CMP=SOCjam_FB_NOTW

Headshot

GBX wrote: »

NeilAshton_NOTW Neil Ashton
Ashley Cole shot a member of Chelsea backroom staff, full story in tomorrow's News of the World.

How the **** would that happen?

edit

"The star was "larking" with his deadly .22 air gun in the dressing room last Sunday and fired at work placement boy Tom Cowan from just 5ft." wtf is he doing with a gun in the dressing room

poolboy

The man truly is an idiot

monkey9

Em......why did Cashley have a f*cking air rifle in the dressing room???

Bodhisopha

Sgt Pepper 64 wrote: »

Confirmed

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/public/nol_public_news/1232336/Ashley-Cole-shoots-fan-with-high-powered-rifle-at-Chelsea-training-ground.html?CMP=SOCjam_FB_NOTW

"High powered rifle"!

Isn't .22 as low as a rifle could possibly be? Nothing a pair of tweezers couldn't fix.

Dempsey

The man's idiocy has no limits

Will I Amnt

monkey9 wrote: »

Em......why did Cashley have a f*cking air rifle in the dressing room???

Because he's a grade A muppet,people with that level of intelligence should not be paid ridiculous sums of money,don't know anything about firearm laws in England but I hope it's enough to send him away for a while,maybe knock a bit of sense into him

CorkMan

monkey9 wrote: »

Em......why did Cashley have a f*cking air rifle in the dressing room???

Mourinho left it behind...

dahat

monkey9 wrote: »

Em......why did Cashley have a f*cking air rifle in the dressing room???

The same idiot done the dirt on Cheryl Tweedy.....one wonders what goes on in the head of Mr.Cole

OPENROAD

dahat wrote: »

The same idiot done the dirt on Cheryl Tweedy.....one wonders what goes on in the head of Mr.Cole

A top left back mind

dahat

OPENROAD wrote: »

A top left back mind

Being smart is not so good........FAIL.

Why does a player of his standing in the game in england,fans england player of 2010,"top left back" in the EPL do such idiotic things?

Paul Tergat

dahat wrote: »

Being smart is not so good........FAIL.

Why does a player of his standing in the game in england,fans england player of 2010,"top left back" in the EPL do such idiotic things?

cause his footballing ability has nowt to do with his intelligence?

dahat

p_larkin99 wrote: »

cause his footballing ability has nowt to do with his intelligence?

Of course but surely there is a tiny bit of cop on there somewhere..........

Seaneh

lol at 'high powered' its not even legally a fecking firearm in the uk as far as i know. It would break skin from that close but thats about it, unless he shot him in the face. Stupid but half as bad as the paper are making it out.

Frisbee

Seriously blown out of proportion. Even from 5ft it's barely going to break the skin unless it's hits bare flesh.

Bodhisopha

Why is this thread open and the one about the young Manchester United player locked?

Headshot

Frisbee wrote: »

Seriously blown out of proportion. Even from 5ft it's barely going to break the skin unless it's hits bare flesh.

ya but what is he doing with the gun in the dressing room

I cant get my head around that tbh

NukaCola

Bodhisopha wrote: »

Why is this thread open and the one about the young Manchester United player locked?

Some people were getting over sensitive for some reason....

Frisbee

Headshot wrote: »

ya but what is he doing with the gun in the dressing room

I cant get my head around that tbh

Yeah that was silly alright, and he put himself in a stupid position by having it as the press etc will latch onto anything he does wrong.

But phrases like 'high powered' and 'deadly' and 'lethal' are cringeworthy.

NukaCola

Frisbee wrote: »

Seriously blown out of proportion. Even from 5ft it's barely going to break the skin unless it's hits bare flesh.

True....however we are talking about a highly paid professional england international roaming around the training grounds with a rifle.....i never thought i'd type something like that...its ****ing crazy IMO

AdrianII

monkey9 wrote: »

It's that The Guardian tweeted a few weeks back that they were gonna break a major major news story that evening. The story turned to be nothing at all. A transfer rumour or something like that. I can't remember exactly (and that says it all ,to be honest)

i remember it

"inter milan to bid 40 mill for bale in summer" it was like wtf thats cack

Bodhisopha

BumbleBee123 wrote: »

Some people were getting over sensitive for some reason....

They should take it up with the guardian who published the story. Jesus, good enough for the guardian but not good enough for boards? Ridiculous.

Dempsey

Frisbee wrote: »

Yeah that was silly alright, and he put himself in a stupid position by having it as the press etc will latch onto anything he does wrong.

But phrases like 'high powered' and 'deadly' and 'lethal' are cringeworthy.

Of course the papers are making a meal of it but it all depends where you hit someone with an air rifle, imagine getting hit the face or eye from 5ft, it would be more than cringeworthy then! Its a dangerous weapon and was in the hands of an idiot, even more dangerous!!

monkey9

Bodhisopha wrote: »

Why is this thread open and the one about the young Manchester United player locked?

Cos that thread was idiotic. Basically, Utd fans will defend him whereas if he were at another team, they would deride him.

Liverpool fans deride him, whereas if he were at Liverpool, they would defend him.

That thread was going nowhere!! The football forum was not the place for that thread!!

Headshot

Frisbee wrote: »

Yeah that was silly alright, and he put himself in a stupid position by having it as the press etc will latch onto anything he does wrong.

But phrases like 'high powered' and 'deadly' and 'lethal' are cringeworthy.

oh a agree about the cringe worth stuff


I reckon he was on the the hunt for rabbits "shh! be Vewy Vewy Quiet. I'm Huntin' Wabbit"

Bodhisopha

monkey9 wrote: »

Cos that thread was idiotic. Basically, Utd fans will defend him whereas if he were at another team, they would deride him.

Liverpool fans deride him, whereas if he were at Liverpool, they would defend him.

That thread was going nowhere!! The football forum forum was not the place for that thread!!

So this thread is more worthy in that everyone hates Ashley Cole? Fairynuff!

flahavaj

Headshot wrote: »

oh a agree about the cringe worth stuff


I reckon he was on the the hunt for rabbits "shh! be Vewy Vewy Quiet. I'm Huntin' Wabbit"

Elmer Fudd is a good nickname for him actually.:pac:

Headshot

flahavaj wrote: »

Elmer Fudd is a good nickname for him actually.:pac:

lol
this is funny

I asked a mate to see can he do a photoshop job of cole and Emler

the setting is


" putting Ashely cole head on Elmore fudd and the duck being the kid he shot and the kid would say "you're despicable"

Dempsey

The Chelsea/United match is going to be very interesting :pac:

monkey9

Bodhisopha wrote: »

So this thread is more worthy in that everyone hates Ashley Cole? Fairynuff!

Yeah, without doubt. Ashley Cole is an England Interntional who brought an air rifle into the dressing room and shot somebody!

Absolute idiot who even Chelsea fans agree with that sentiment. We're all agreed, the NOTW is gonna sensationalise the story, but takes nothing away from Cole's idiocy.

Therefore Cole's idiocy is not a reflection on his club in this case.

The thread about a Man U nobody who could end up being a somebody will just end in a car crash of a thread involving bannings based on point scoring.

So it's locked. Thread going nowhere. No debate to be had. What's the problem?

Headshot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4ZY9sJe0rY