Favourite position

stupidusername

ooh an ideas thread!

stupidusername

Asphyxia wrote: »

Spooning!!!

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Spoons

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Spooning is a great Sunday morning hangover activity before you get outa bed.

*adds to list*

pragmatic1

m@cc@ wrote: »

You f*** elderly nuns?!

Your ma is a nun. :eek:

Gummy Panda

stupidusername wrote: »

Asphyxia wrote: »

Spooning!!!

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Spoons

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Spooning is a great Sunday morning hangover activity before you get outa bed.

*adds to list*

Good list or bad list?

stupidusername

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Good list or bad list?

list of things to try

SIR PEADO BAILOUT

SIR PEADO BAILOUT wrote: »

the morroccan visa

Your user name is epic. It really captures the zeitgeist

Princess Peach

Pretty much everything works well for me . I like to change it up a lot too, like every few minutes, I'm very energetic :pac:

I don't know the name of half of them though!

Gummy Panda

stupidusername wrote: »

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Good list or bad list?

list of things to try

It's defo worth trying

policarp

Oak3 wrote: »

Ive got one I cant even begin to describe ... but the lads have to be over 35 to try it and get it to work. Work it out for yerself.

If there are 35 lads I'd defo want to be in first position. . .

ahyeahok

BBDBB wrote: »

the stippled nettle

the wilting begonia

the angry hornet

the muted swan

the reverse muted swan

the reverse muted swan with pike

the reverse muted swan with pike and brillo pads (adults only)

...eh so the rest is not for adults then...

PseudoFamous

ahyeahok wrote: »

...eh so the rest is not for adults then...

Fun for all ages!

stupidusername

Gummy Panda wrote: »

It's defo worth trying

mmm but you being a man type would say that.... i'm thinkin from a womans perspective...

kfallon

stupidusername wrote: »

mmm but you being a man type would say that.... i'm thinkin from a womans perspective...

They're all good for both as long as it's not the one where the guy takes the woman from behind and while he is rattling her he walks her into the toilet and puts her head down the jacks and flushes

YFlyer

mikom wrote: »

DVDA.

She has to take what is been given.

sgb

I like it from behind, and you can tuck their hind legs into your wellies, but this only works with sheep

Dudess

Writing (anonymously) on the internet about one's sexual preferences lets a sizeable number know that one may be sexually active.

fabbydabby

Girl on top gets my thumbs up.


(heh)

d1992

In the hole

























behind the striker

FlutterinBantam

Moon Landing...:eek:

Big fat arse with a set of ripe soft well-swollen flaps advancing towards your nose......well thatched...

settles nicely.... fully established...Hsss hssss Uhsssssss ...5 inches....... 3 inches....1 inch..

thwookggh,,whsssss...


Eagle has landed:D

Logical Fallacy

ahyeahok wrote: »

...eh so the rest is not for adults then...

You can do them with kids but they tend to cry a lot.

carlybabe1

stupidusername wrote: »

mmm but you being a man type would say that.... i'm thinkin from a womans perspective...

spooning ig goooooohuhuhuhudddd me likes doggy style to :pac:

stupidusername

carlybabe1 wrote: »

spooning ig goooooohuhuhuhudddd me likes doggy style to :pac:

i don't like doggy style really. hmmm. but will give spooning a go... if i ever get the chance again :pac:

Dravokivich

stupidusername wrote: »

carlybabe1 wrote: »

spooning ig goooooohuhuhuhudddd me likes doggy style to :pac:

i don't like doggy style really. hmmm. but will give spooning a go... if i ever get the chance again :pac:

spooning would be like lazy doggie style...



(imo)

Kevin Duffy

I was borrowing coffee and sugar from a colleague recently. As it my habit, I just poured what a needed from the bag and jar straight into the mug. When she saw this, she said "Dy'wanna a spoon?", "Thanks for the offer" I said, "Maybe later" :pac:

Abi

I'm more of a reverse wheel-barrow woman myself.

Solnskaya

Abi wrote: »

I'm more of a reverse wheel-barrow woman myself.

you need to be careful with that one, if your fit, and lean too far back, you could rip off his d1ck! I'd probably risk it though.

Gummy Panda

Abi wrote: »

I'm more of a reverse wheel-barrow woman myself.

Wait.. How does this work?

Latchy

Abi wrote: »

I'm more of a reverse wheel-barrow woman myself.

reverse wheel-barrow...like two dogs stuck together ?

/ gets bucket of water in case .

carlybabe1

Abi wrote: »

I'm more of a reverse wheel-barrow woman myself.

soooooo, would you be driving HIM then, on account of it bein reverse???????
Hmmmmmmnnnn interessssting, verrrrrrrrrry interesting :D:D:D:D:D:D

Lux23

Ive forgotten, so long since I have had it.

Darsad

You mean there is more than one position ?

Gummy Panda

Lux23 wrote: »

Ive forgotten, so long since I have had it.

Expect your inbox to be full with offers from AH readers

kfallon

Darsad wrote: »

You mean there is more than one position ?

Yeah, apparently reverse cowgirl isn't the only position, these crazy kids eh

Abi

Solnskaya wrote: »

you need to be careful with that one, if your fit, and lean too far back, you could rip off his d1ck! I'd probably risk it though.

Practice makes perfect.

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Wait.. How does this work?

Very well actually, bean stimulation city.

Latchy wrote: »

reverse wheel-barrow...like two dogs stuck together ?

/ gets bucket of water in case .

Maybe I like the misery being stuck.

kfallon

Abi wrote: »

Practice makes perfect.

How many dicks did you rip off before you perfected it?

Eve_Dublin

The Double Dib-Dab Tommy Whistler

In all seriousness, at the moment, the one where you put your legs over the guy's shoulders. Intense. Does it have a name? What's the "lingo with the kids on the street" these days for that one?

minidazzler

69.

vibe666

the reverse stranger.

its the one where you lay on your mickey till it goes numb, then it feels like you're **** someone else off. :pac:

Abi

kfallon wrote: »

How many dicks did you rip off before you perfected it?

Many, with the promise of the sneaky finger. Drinks? :pac:

kfallon

Abi wrote: »

Many, with the promise of the sneaky finger. Drinks? :pac:

We don't need drinks, just a bottle of poppers

:pac:

Chris P. Bacon

vibe666 wrote: »

the reverse stranger.

its the one where you lay on your mickey till it goes numb, then it feels like you're **** someone else off. :pac:

So you have wanked someone else of before then!

Chuck Stone

The reverse yankee-doodle flap-jack flipper in the pike position.

I don't have a fav. Change it up imo.

Latchy

I like to get in on the flanks...sneaky like .

Or sometimes like a cowboy , roide and ' head them off at the pass ' before the pussy ...posse shows up .

Standard Toaster

'The Hunter Gatherer' is a personal favorite of mine.

The Bulldozer: You find a girl that has her legs cut off below at the knees, so there are stubs. While you're fucking her you move her legs around like the controls of a bull dozer. It's always fun to make backup noises while pulling out too. :pac:

holystungun9

Standard Toaster wrote: »

'The Hunter Gatherer' is a personal favorite of mine.

The Bulldozer: You find a girl that has her legs cut off below at the knees, so there are stubs. While you're fucking her you move her legs around like the controls of a bull dozer. It's always fun to make backup noises while pulling out too. :pac:

I like 'the bobsleigh'. It's the same as the bulldozer but with Mary stubby-crotch lying down on a skateboard. If you want to do it more than once you need to stick a decent helmut on her though. Learned that from doing it around the kitchen on the lino floor.

vibe666

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

So you have wanked someone else of before then!

yeah, but only strangers so it's okay.

froglet

the italian banker.

Notorioux

PISTON!

Snowie

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Doggy for the win Donkey Punch.

FYP

carefulnow100

Start with the 69, flip into a missionary, roll her over for doggy, then back to missionary with her legs behind her ears. BOOM!!



Then i pay her