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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    mmm but you being a man type would say that.... i'm thinkin from a womans perspective...

    spooning ig goooooohuhuhuhudddd ;) me likes doggy style to :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    carlybabe1 wrote: »
    spooning ig goooooohuhuhuhudddd ;) me likes doggy style to :pac:

    i don't like doggy style really. hmmm. but will give spooning a go... if i ever get the chance again :pac:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    carlybabe1 wrote: »
    spooning ig goooooohuhuhuhudddd ;) me likes doggy style to :pac:

    i don't like doggy style really. hmmm. but will give spooning a go... if i ever get the chance again :pac:

    spooning would be like lazy doggie style...

    :p

    (imo)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    I was borrowing coffee and sugar from a colleague recently. As it my habit, I just poured what a needed from the bag and jar straight into the mug. When she saw this, she said "Dy'wanna a spoon?", "Thanks for the offer" I said, "Maybe later" :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I'm more of a reverse wheel-barrow woman myself.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    Abi wrote: »
    I'm more of a reverse wheel-barrow woman myself.
    you need to be careful with that one, if your fit, and lean too far back, you could rip off his d1ck! I'd probably risk it though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Abi wrote: »
    I'm more of a reverse wheel-barrow woman myself.

    Wait.. How does this work?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Abi wrote: »
    I'm more of a reverse wheel-barrow woman myself.
    reverse wheel-barrow...like two dogs stuck together ?

    / gets bucket of water in case .


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    Abi wrote: »
    I'm more of a reverse wheel-barrow woman myself.

    soooooo, would you be driving HIM then, on account of it bein reverse???????
    Hmmmmmmnnnn interessssting, verrrrrrrrrry interesting :D:D:D:D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Ive forgotten, so long since I have had it.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 679 ✭✭✭Darsad


    You mean there is more than one position ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Ive forgotten, so long since I have had it.

    Expect your inbox to be full with offers from AH readers


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Darsad wrote: »
    You mean there is more than one position ?

    Yeah, apparently reverse cowgirl isn't the only position, these crazy kids eh :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Solnskaya wrote: »
    you need to be careful with that one, if your fit, and lean too far back, you could rip off his d1ck! I'd probably risk it though.
    Practice makes perfect.
    Wait.. How does this work?
    Very well actually, bean stimulation city.
    Latchy wrote: »
    reverse wheel-barrow...like two dogs stuck together ?

    / gets bucket of water in case .
    Maybe I like the misery being stuck.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Abi wrote: »
    Practice makes perfect.

    How many dicks did you rip off before you perfected it? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    The Double Dib-Dab Tommy Whistler ;)

    In all seriousness, at the moment, the one where you put your legs over the guy's shoulders. Intense. Does it have a name? What's the "lingo with the kids on the street" these days for that one?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    69.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    the reverse stranger.

    its the one where you lay on your mickey till it goes numb, then it feels like you're **** someone else off. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    kfallon wrote: »
    How many dicks did you rip off before you perfected it? :p

    Many, with the promise of the sneaky finger. Drinks? :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Abi wrote: »
    Many, with the promise of the sneaky finger. Drinks? :pac:

    We don't need drinks, just a bottle of poppers ;)

    :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    vibe666 wrote: »
    the reverse stranger.

    its the one where you lay on your mickey till it goes numb, then it feels like you're **** someone else off. :pac:

    So you have wanked someone else of before then!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    The reverse yankee-doodle flap-jack flipper in the pike position.

    I don't have a fav. Change it up imo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I like to get in on the flanks...sneaky like .

    Or sometimes like a cowboy , roide and ' head them off at the pass ' before the pussy ...posse shows up .


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    'The Hunter Gatherer' is a personal favorite of mine.

    The Bulldozer: You find a girl that has her legs cut off below at the knees, so there are stubs. While you're fucking her you move her legs around like the controls of a bull dozer. It's always fun to make backup noises while pulling out too. :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    'The Hunter Gatherer' is a personal favorite of mine.

    The Bulldozer: You find a girl that has her legs cut off below at the knees, so there are stubs. While you're fucking her you move her legs around like the controls of a bull dozer. It's always fun to make backup noises while pulling out too. :pac:

    I like 'the bobsleigh'. It's the same as the bulldozer but with Mary stubby-crotch lying down on a skateboard. If you want to do it more than once you need to stick a decent helmut on her though. Learned that from doing it around the kitchen on the lino floor.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    So you have wanked someone else of before then!
    yeah, but only strangers so it's okay. ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 46 froglet


    the italian banker.


  • Registered Users Posts: 502 ✭✭✭Notorioux


    PISTON! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    Doggy for the win Donkey Punch.



    FYP :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 461 ✭✭carefulnow100


    Start with the 69, flip into a missionary, roll her over for doggy, then back to missionary with her legs behind her ears. BOOM!!



    Then i pay her :o


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