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HOT DAMAGE

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  • 28-02-2011 9:35pm
    #1
    johnos1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,096 ✭✭✭


    I've seen loads of confessions thread in here but none which have dealt with damage caused by over enthusiasm with a loved one in a car.

    I've just had to help my flatmate repair a displaced glovebox which was cause by his girlfriends feet.

    Anyone else have a story??

    I'll kick start it with a story, about my friend of course, whose passenger seat got stuck in the down position while saying good bye to an old lady friend.
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    -Corkie-
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,025 ✭✭✭✭-Corkie-


    Ya dirty dog ya.


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    johnos1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,096 ✭✭✭johnos1984


    -Corkie- wrote: »
    Ya dirty dog ya.
    :D

    It was my friend :p


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    -Corkie-
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,025 ✭✭✭✭-Corkie-


    johnos1984 wrote: »
    :D

    It was my friend :p

    Friend my hole. Thats like those threads that start with `oh my friend was caught with no insurance what should he do now` :D:D


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    johnos1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,096 ✭✭✭johnos1984


    -Corkie- wrote: »
    Friend my hole. Thats like those threads that start with `oh my friend was caught with no insurance what should he do now` :D:D
    Come on then has anything ever happened your friend then or are you sorry your friend the tradition homely type :p


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    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    my ex came home one night and the gear stick was missing!


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    -Corkie-
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    OK then. I broke the mountings on the seat of my 405 one night. She wasnt as lean as me I will put it that way. Thats a long time ago..:)


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    gofaster_s13
    Registered Users Posts: 942 ✭✭✭gofaster_s13


    A good few years ago the then girlfriend managed to push out the windscreen of a relic of a mk1 Golf van I had with her feet, I knew the windscreen rubber was perished and leaking but didnt know it was that bad:o


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    #9
    vetstu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 428 ✭✭vetstu


    Auris Van, loads of room, no worrying about breaking seats or anything


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    Satanta
    Registered Users Posts: 813 ✭✭✭Satanta


    Sunroof shade broken in a 1990 Nissan Bluebird. Excellent car for the job. Remove the passenger seat headrest, push seat fully forward and then fully recline. Practically a bed :D


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    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    You're all animals.


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    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    I wrecked the suspension of my last car caused by over enthusiasm with a loved one :D


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    -Corkie-
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    Onkle wrote: »
    You're all animals.

    Did you do any damage to the Teg the night Graham locked ya out?? Or more importantly to yourself????:p


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    langdang
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,857 ✭✭✭langdang


    Satanta wrote: »
    Sunroof shade broken in a 1990 Nissan Bluebird. Excellent car for the job. Remove the passenger seat headrest, push seat fully forward and then fully recline. Practically a bed :D
    Estate with reclining/sliding rear seats... practically a double bed ;)


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    [Deleted User]
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    kbannon wrote: »
    I wrecked the suspension of my last car caused by over enthusiasm with a loved one :D

    Was she an elephant?


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    johnos1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,096 ✭✭✭johnos1984


    RoverJames wrote: »
    Was she an elephant?

    Even elephants need a bit of love too :p


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    YouTookMyName
    Registered Users Posts: 3,361 ✭✭✭YouTookMyName


    Pulled the gear gator out of a mk1 focus a few years back. broke all the clips.


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    gofaster_s13
    Registered Users Posts: 942 ✭✭✭gofaster_s13


    YouTookMyName wrote: »
    Pulled the gear gator out of a mk1 focus a few years back. broke all the clips.


    What were you doing with the gear lever:eek:


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    Bogger77
    Registered Users Posts: 1,857 ✭✭✭Bogger77


    gofaster_s13 wrote: »
    What were you doing with the gear lever:eek:
    I guess leverage?


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    woody33
    Registered Users Posts: 491 ✭✭woody33


    I know an antique dealer in England who bought a second hand Volvo estate, amd was mystified by the little holes all over the headlining in the back. Then he realised they were caused by high heels.


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    johnos1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,096 ✭✭✭johnos1984


    woody33 wrote: »
    I know an antique dealer in England who bought a second hand Volvo estate, amd was mystified by the little holes all over the headlining in the back. Then he realised they were caused by high heels.
    I've heard that one before........and saw it for myself in a nice Merc previously owned by a respectable bank manager


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    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    RoverJames wrote: »
    Was she an elephant?
    nah - I'm just real good!


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    congo_90
    Registered Users Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭congo_90


    had a radio face damaged before. broken wing mirror adjuster thing.
    now I drive an estate. I have a cushion in the boot for my 'Quick breaks from work' ;)


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    Voodoomelon
    Registered Users Posts: 9,660 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    Me and the woman climbed into the boot of her Octavia for some lovin, didn't find her for 3 hours...


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    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    kbannon wrote: »
    I wrecked the suspension of my last car caused by over enthusiasm with a loved one :D


    ?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUrx1OkZLDs


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    #26
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    my, erm, car has a bigger horn ;)


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    #27
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    its going to appear at some time...
    SexCarHood.JPG


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    #28
    andyseadog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,412 ✭✭✭andyseadog


    i drive a vitz :(


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