All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

OldGoat

I gots yore boa...

Alice1

Cicero wrote: »

Stop stealing my feather boa....I told you already, if you want to borrow it...ASK!!!..and stop pretending you "found" it....:(

Janey Cicero, yer very grumpy - sure I only borryed it. I didn't mean to get it wet but you know yourself, at our age, things just ain't what (or where) they used to be and it got a bit wet...

Anyhow, I haven't got it anymore - d'you know for an oul fella, de Old Goat is fast. Feckin' swiped the boa outta me hand and I don't know when you are gonna get it back.

Did any of ye see me whalebone corset anywhere - can't seem to find it and the force of gravity being what it is, I can't manage much longer without it....

Cicero

OldGoat wrote: »

I gots yore boa...

Suits you, Sir.:p

Rubecula

Thought you could do with a replacement Alice

Oh no I fouled up the link again didn't I? I am too old for this new fangled technology stuff.

MoodeRator

Rubecula wrote: »

Thought you could do with a replacement Alice

Oh no I fouled up the link again didn't I? I am too old for this new fangled technology stuff.

Ramette

God almight i go away for a weekend and look what happens...
Cicero here's your boa back
Everyone is going to bed at half eight and the nurses will be ensuring that NO ONE leaves their room...
**shuffles off into kitchen to make a cup of horlicks**

chucken1

Oh Ramette!!! Im so glad you're back...thought you might have..um well..you know?

Ramette

chucken1 wrote: »

Oh Ramette!!! Im so glad you're back...thought you might have..um well..you know?

kicked the bucket? eloped with the gardener?

chucken1

Moved house?!

Ramette

Am off to the cinema now.. i do hope the sound isnt too loud .......
and i will be home late so chucken i am depending on you to keep some order in the place (and make sure you keep that Alice under control)
The boa is drying in the hot press in case Cicero is looking for it and Old Goat's cigars are stashed in the pantry (top shelf behind the denture cement)

BBDBB

Bless all here (those that made it this far)

chucken1

Ramette wrote: »

Am off to the cinema now.. i do hope the sound isnt too loud .......
and i will be home late so chucken i am depending on you to keep some order in the place (and make sure you keep that Alice under control)
The boa is drying in the hot press in case Cicero is looking for it and Old Goat's cigars are stashed in the pantry (top shelf behind the denture cement)

Leaving ME in charge?? :cool:.....Partaaaaaayyy

chucken1

BBDBB wrote: »

Bless all here (those that made it this far)

Evening BBDBB The sun today was great for the aul bones wasnt it?!

Ramette

**peers in a stern manner over the top of spectacles**
Chucken there will be no partying or I will have to take your secret stash of mills and boon away from you.....

chucken1

Not my Mills and Boons :eek:
Ok ..ok..no party!:mad:














Ok for some runnin off to the cinema :mad:

OldGoat

/Sends text from the local drinking establishment, "The oul Pole n' Stripper":
"I may be a tad late, don't wait up. Leave the door on the latch.":cool:

Ramette

well i would have asked u to come along but you are banned after your escapades the last time....
sit down there with one of your bodice ripping novels and rest a while, i'll be back later

OldGoat

Speaking of Mills&Boon, I was shown this today...
Mills & Boon

Ramette

eh who let Old Goat out??? honestly you know if he stays out late he will come home in a right state and bring some of his 'buddies' with him...
chucken lock up the drinks cabinet and leave out some warm milk

chucken1

;)Oh Im suspicious now!! Oldgoat is out already and you're going to the "cinema"....Ya right!!

Ramette

OldGoat wrote: »

Speaking of Mills&Boon, I was shown this today...
Mills & Boon

Mother of God I have no words...
**go on Old Goat admit you love the femail section of the daily mail

chucken1

OldGoat wrote: »

Speaking of Mills&Boon, I was shown this today...
Mills & Boon

Oh I believe you were 'shown' that LOL

OldGoat

Ramette wrote: »

Mother of God I have no words...
**go on Old Goat admit you love the femail section of the daily mail

Jebus no. Happy to read the female sections of most papers but I draw the line at the red tops. Their crosswords are just crappy.

chucken1

OldGoat wrote: »

Jebus no. Happy to read the female sections of most papers but I draw the line at the red tops. Their crosswords are just crappy.

I love a red top on a Sunday..its like a paper version of After Hours

Alice1

*Ali peeps in" Is she gone? Is Chucken in charge? Goody, I like when Chucken is in charge - cos she is a martyr to her Mills & Boon. You only have to mention hiding them and she is easy....

Loving the corset - but is it a bit tight? Maybe tight is good - keeps me bits where they originally were if you know what I mean? Gravity is not my friend.

chucken1

*Waves* Hi Alice! We've been left alone and theres to be no parties :mad:

BBDBB

*dances across the floor wearing a party hat and sporting a nifty party blower:D

chucken1

Lets all dance I'll take a few snaps!

chucken1

chucken1

BBDBB

are we playing pass the parcel later?

Alice1

Ah for goodness sake, why didn't you wait til I put on me corset before you take a photo - and hide the photos from Ramette.

Oh BBDBB, that's a party blower and you put it in your mouth, sorry I thought it was something else.... to put somewhere else.....

BBDBB

Alice1 wrote: »

Ah for goodness sake, why didn't you wait til I put on me corset before you take a photo - and hide the photos from Ramette.

Oh BBDBB, that's a party blower and you put it in your mouth, sorry I thought it was something else.... to put somewhere else.....

not after last time

I couldnt sit down for a fortnight without a fanfare:o

chucken1

One last photo! You know who you are

That'll teach them to leave us alone!!!

Ramette

/door slammes

Right.. that's it.. Chucken i am disappointed in you and Alice dont worry i am going to tie that corset so tight you wont be able to squeak...
All bran for breakfast with hot milk for the next week as punishment and by the way i am going to marry Matt Damon and have his babies once i get my second hip done

**flounces off (well really shuffles) to bed

**oops forgot to leave the door on the latch for Old Goat

chucken1

Oh like oldgoat isnt just behind you....huh! We had a great night :D:D

Ramette

Well I hope it was worth it missy... last 'good night' you will have in a while you cheeky wench.. i have scheduled a colonic for you first thing in the morning.. that's sort ya:p

And how dare you cast asparagus on mine and Old Goat's characters... i'll have you know that we are pillars of social standing (well sitting coz my sciatica is at me)

chucken1

Did you have a nice night Ramettey? :)

Ramette

indeed i did chucken... Matt Damon was very pleasing on the eye... sighs dreamily......
Now away to bed i must go, some of us have to get up at the crack of dawn in order to continue to contribute to the economy!
Night all....
Alice didnt i tell you that there was no smoking in bed?????

chucken1

Matt Damon? REALLY? I'll be up at the crack of dawn too!! Only cos I cant sleep . Nite nite. Turn out the light on your way up!

Thats not smoke! Its steam from her feet..a bit of dancing in the grass. Ah its a long story!!

BBDBB

Morning to those who were spared

Ramette

Anyone fancy stewed prunes for breakfast?

Alice1

Stewed prunes? Well, I sp'pose it's better than All Bran - here, did you give yer wan her colonic yet? I wanna watch!

I was't smoking in bed, but what is wrong with it anyway - I mean, it's not like I do anything else much there 'cept sleepin'.

Owww, my corset is pinchin' a bit.

Where is Old Goat - has he even come home yet?

Would you stop salivating about Matt Damon - sure, he's only a boy

Ramette

Chucken are you sure you gave Alice the right pills? she is very wily this evening.
**settles down to read Ireland's Own**

Cicero

Got a new feather boa....and a big box with a lock on it to keep it in ....:D

Alice1

*Ali titters to herself*
Now if I can just find one of me hairpins - handy things you know hairpins - great for picking locks.....

Ramette

Alice your hairpins are holding your corset in :P:P:P

Cicero congrats on the new boa

Alice1

Ah feck that anyway. Cicero, your boa is safe for tonight - safe from me that is - can't speak for Old Goat, if he ever turns up.

Ramette, you are a hard woman

Ramette

Someone has to keep this place in order! Good lord look at the time... Shuffles off to bed with a hot port

Rubecula

This waking up to go to the toilet is a bit of a nuisance isn't it? Mind you I think on the whole, I would rather wake up than stay asleep.:D

And who left that bedraggled boa in the bathroom? If it doesn't dry out it may start to smell a bit.