All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

Ramette

Rubecula wrote: »

Will a bit of Scouse 'rough' do as well?

Well hellooooooo Rube!

Jellybaby1

Thanks, but I'll keep me hips to meself if y'don't mind!

Layinghen

Matron......... The tablets aren't working any more, certain people are getting very frisky around here:eek::eek:

BrensBenz

"Farder, what's sex?"
"Well, my sons, whin two married peepil is deeply in love wit each udderth, and married, deh Hawly Gawst inters der harts and day imbrace in a spishill way dat deh Hawly Gawst only shows married peepil and dats called six. Din, deh Hawly Gawst puts a little baybah in the wife's tummy".

I may be wrong but some of yiz look as if yizzar getting ready for that "spishill imbrace". And yiz aren't even married! I told yiz about that drink! Yizzle get a visit from the Holy Ghost and just what will yiz tell him? Well? Well?

PS: Oh no! My spellchecker has just burned out and there's no XP support anymore. When the Holy Ghost is finished with yiz, send him to Bill Gates house.

Jellybaby1

BrensBenz wrote: »

"Farder, what's sex?"
"Well, my sons, whin two married peepil is deeply in love wit each udderth, and married, deh Hawly Gawst inters der harts and day imbrace in a spishill way dat deh Hawly Gawst only shows married peepil and dats called six. Din, deh Hawly Gawst puts a little baybah in the wife's tummy".

I may be wrong but some of yiz look as if yizzar getting ready for that "spishill imbrace". And yiz aren't even married! I told yiz about that drink! Yizzle get a visit from the Holy Ghost and just what will yiz tell him? Well? Well?

PS: Oh no! My spellchecker has just burned out and there's no XP support anymore. When the Holy Ghost is finished with yiz, send him to Bill Gates house.

And that's why the devil's phone number is.....six six six!:eek:

BBDBB

Six Maniacs! :eek:

Ramette

Is there a Munster match on this evening?

Layinghen

Tomorrow afternoon Rammy.

Ramette

Thanks hen, was wondering why Rube and Chucken weren't having the banter!

Layinghen

Maybe the new calming tablets that Matron handed out have kicked in;)

Ramette

We can but hope!

Layinghen

:D:D

Seems it is just the two of us around this evening.

Have found (don't ask where ) a nice bottle of red, care for a glass?

I have made up a nice cheese platter, so we are all set.

Ramette

Why thank you! I have just discovered that you can listen to lyric fm shows that were on last week so I am enjoying some classical music . Em where did you find the wine..

Rubecula

Leave the bottle on the table and go off dancing girls

Layinghen

OG may have been a bit careless in his haste to go burlesquing and I may have found it in his drinks cabinet. Then again he might have meant to leave it out for us;)

OldGoat

As I'm still a tad tippsy I may forgive your bout of "SelfGifting" from my drinky cabinet.
However when my hangover kicks in properly I may ban ye for "SelfGifting" from my drinky cabinet.
Only time will tell.
Time and a fistful of paracetamol.

Layinghen

Ah now Old Goat you go and have a nice lie down in a darkened room. We will all tip toe around to make sure your poor little head gets a chance to recover.......

Anyway we didn't touch the 'good stuff' so certain allowances have to be made for that

BUT

If Munster win this afternoon, fair warning, there will be some celebrations going on here tonight

OldGoat

Harumph! There is ONLY good stuff in the drinky cabinet!

BBDBB

thash jush yor 'pinion........ (hic)

Chucken

Layinghen

:(:(

"The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives, and the dream shall never die"

I'm sad................

Chucken

Me too Hen

To the pub... there are sorrows to be drowned :(

Rubecula

teach one of at least not to take the mickey out of Leinster ...... but even so it has been a bad week on the sporting front. Maybe the drinky front is better? Enjoy Chucken.

Chucken

Rubecula wrote: »

not to take the mickey out of Leinster ......

Ah now Rubes, we both know that's not going to happen any time soon

BrensBenz

Is the mourning period for Munster over yet?

Just thinking about some of the "additions" people make to stuff that completely ruins it. For instance:

Marzipan. Great effort and considerable cost goes in to baking a special cake which is then draped in that obnoxious paste, looking and tasting like veterinary herbal soap.

Facial hardware. Have you ever looked at a face with attached ironmongery and thought: "Oh yes, now that's nice! How original!"

"Sampled" music. You hear a few bars of good music from the past and think "Oh, I remember that: It's....." Then some rapper, devoid of any discernable talent, interrupts with some unintelligible rant in a bad attempt at a New York black accent.



My grandson has just visited so forget above - all is well.

looksee

Tell you what, Brenzbenz, you have the cake and I'll have the marzipan...yum.

Rubecula

*Prepares to wrestle Looksee for the Marzipan*

*Does an impression of the seagulls in "Finding Nemo"*

"Mine. Mine. Mine."

Chucken

Ramette

My word OG is looking a bit the worst for wear Chucken!!!!!!!

Jellybaby1

Anudder heavy night on the tiles!:rolleyes:

BrensBenz

looksee wrote: »

Tell you what, Brenzbenz, you have the cake and I'll have the marzipan...yum.

Rubecula wrote: »

*Prepares to wrestle Looksee for the Marzipan*

*Does an impression of the seagulls in "Finding Nemo"*

"Mine. Mine. Mine."

In my (ahem) humble opinion, the invention of the wheel and the later invention of the suitcase are of little merit. The real genius is the guy who put wheels on the suitcase.

The invention of cake is a milestone in human achievement but the loolah who covered it with marzipan should be used as an organ donor. I don't propose banning marzipan, or even broccoli because, like illegal drugs, it will simply go underground. Marzipan pushers and dealers would infest night clubs and supermarket car parks, leading to the demise of humanity.

My proposal is that marzipan can be sold from specially licensed premises but combining it with cake should be punishable by law. All in favour say "Aye".

Jellybaby1

AYE!

looksee

Anything with nuts in it is GOOD. I wonder does that make O&O edible?

BBDBB

Aye

That would be the icing on the cake Brens

looksee

Looks as though there will be plenty of marzipan for both of us Rube!

Layinghen

Aye definitely aye.

OldGoat

/Adds "Marzipan Haters" to the Ban List

Thats it, you are all on The List now. Be afraid.


/Hefts almond-paste flavoured banhammer and flagrantly abuses Mod Powers.

Chucken

OldGoat wrote: »

/Adds "Marzipan Haters" to the Ban List

Thats it, you are all on The List now. Be afraid.


/Hefts almond-paste flavoured banhammer and flagrantlyfabulously abuses Mod Powers.

:cool:

Rubecula

OldGoat wrote: »

/Adds "Marzipan Haters" to the Ban List

Thats it, you are all on The List now. Be afraid.


/Hefts almond-paste flavoured banhammer and flagrantly abuses Mod Powers.

Fully agree OG. A meal of marzipan followed by a sup of amoretto would be heaven.

And maybe an appetiser of Ouzo to start the juices flowing you think?

*Wonders if OG has either in his drinky cabinet. *

Lets go and sample it
look at it Looksee

OldGoat

I have booby-trapped the drinky cabinet with youth music. If you tamper with it you will be loudly assaulted with hippetyhop.

looksee

I don't have a musical bone in my body, totally immune to music! *takes out lock-pick*

Ramette

Who knew marzipan was such an emotive topic!!! Abhore the stuff myself... That and coriander should be banned from this earth!
Chicken are you off to Eurovision country this week?

Jellybaby1

Now just hould yer horses will yiz! First of all, let's just get this straight! Marzipan is some awful concoction that Satan mixed in his cauldron. Almond paste on the other hand was blended by Angels sitting on fluffy white clouds. Got that? Now, who mentioned Coriander? Rammy, I'm surprised atchoo! Coriander is a divine herb which makes Thai Green Curry so.......well, divine! So there. Carry on!

Rubecula

Only 'food' I can think of that I abhor is cucumber,

Not overkeen on kippers with banana either come to think of it.

Jellybaby1

If you cut the cucumber in half lengthwise and scoop out all the watery stuff in the middle it actually tastes better. My mother in law once served me slices of cucumber which she had steeped in vinegar and sugar. I was horrified, but when I tasted it, it was quite nice. That was about 40 years ago and I haven't had it since! :P

Rubecula

the darn things make me physically sick

even the smell makes me nauseous

Jellybaby1

When I open the fridge and get the smell of chopped peppers, or strawberries, or melon, I just droooooll!

So what food makes ye all droooooll then?

Ramette

Toast!

Layinghen

The smell of a roast dinner. Chicken, beef, lamb it doesn't matter all smell gorgeous.

BBDBB

.........and that children, was how the Great Food War of 2014 began, the Marzipan Liberation Army set forth to smite the Peoples Popular Front of Coriander. The Kipper & Banana Alliance raided the fridge to find Vegetables of Mass Destruction but were thwarted by a lengthwise cucumber and Rube ordered Sweet n Sour pork balls with fried rice and a bag of prawn crackers