All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

Cicero

Ramette wrote: »

eh put water in kettle... press ON switch, get coffee from second cupboard from left, get spoon from press underneath microwave, put spoonful of coffee into cup (take one from counter). When kettle boils pour sufficient amount into cup and stir vigourously

Wimmin's lib rules!

Would you not prefer a cup of horlicks.. that coffee will keep you awake all night!

...and here's me serving up all sorts in here since day one to anyone who'd care to partake and along comes a sexequalogist with a go get it yourself attitude...well I never...:pac:

*goes off to local cafe to get some freshly brewed coffee*

Ramette

Cicero wrote: »

...and here's me serving up all sorts in here since day one to anyone who'd care to partake and along comes a sexequalogist with a go get it yourself attitude...well I never...:pac:/QUOTE]

**hobbles off to bookshelf to dust off oxford dictionary**

and wonders does poor cicero realise when he goes to coffee shop he will be asked if he want caf/decaf, latte, macchiato, americano, cappucino, expresso...
(starts to feel guilty for not making him coffee)

Cicero

ah...that's better....I got a skinny (but it the cup was quite fat ) latte with an extra shot of espresso ...they even made a smiley face on the top of the froth....:)

looksee

Sexequalogist. If that word didn't exist it does now, I shall be looking for occasions to use it.

Now I have a bad attack of the munchies, does anybody have anything munchable? 'Summat right nice and not common' as my mum would have said.

Alice1

*Ali comes hurtling in the door, trips on the step & lands in a heap on the floor with the zimmerframe"

Jeez, who put a step in here? Why is there no ramp? Not suitable at all for the feeble and bewildered like me.

Tsk tsk.

C'mere is there any tea goin'?

Ramette

**lifts Alice gently to her feet** Sit yourself down there and i will go put the kettle on... (all i bloody do is put the kettle on!) Biscuit with that? Gur cake?

chucken1

Ramette wrote: »

**lifts Alice gently to her feet** Sit yourself down there and i will go put the kettle on... (all i bloody do is put the kettle on!) Biscuit with that? Gur cake?

I've the dinner cooked so you can take it handy this evening. Made mac 'n' cheese..enough for about 10 people Id say?! Used evaporated milk and its just yummy

BBDBB

I robbed the buffet from the training session earlier


the mini pork pies are on me!

Alice1

Oh yes, a nice slice of gur cake - haven't had it for years - or am I mixing it up with sex - I get confused easily.

Now, where's me pills - I think they must have fallen out of my capacious handbag.... or have I taken my blue pill aleady? If I have taken the blue one then I need to take two pink ones....or is it two blue and one pink?

Cheap Thrills!

Gur cake? ....hahhaHAH...I've already digested eaten!!

Thanks though Ramette. Evening all

Anyone else enjoy Cheltenham today?

foxinsox

hi ..

I'm rather disappointed I didn't win the 9m in the Lotto

tea and cake here it is so..

Ramette

chucken1 wrote: »

I've the dinner cooked so you can take it handy this evening. Made mac 'n' cheese..enough for about 10 people Id say?! Used evaporated milk and its just yummy

god bless you chucken.. i am only in the door from work and am exhausted... and macaroni cheese is such a comfort food
now if i can only find my slippers and my reading glasses i'll be set!

Alice1

I think I might be wearing your slippers Ramette.....I much prefer them to my own. D'you fancy one of me pink pills?

Ramette

oh lordy Alice.. i think i will abstain from your pink pills.. and you do realise that you are sitting on cicero's burlesque feather boa? he will not be pleased...

chucken1

Ramette wrote: »

oh lordy Alice.. i think i will abstain from your pink pills.. and you do realise that you are sitting on cicero's burlesque feather boa? he will not be pleased...

When did Cicero start burlesquein?? :eek:.

Whats Gur cake???

Alice!! Are you sure they're your pills?? You usually have purple ones!

BBDBB

NURSE!!!! They're all out of bed again!:D

chucken1

BBDBB wrote: »

NURSE!!!! They're all out of bed again!:D

Sshhhhh..They take your things you know!!

foxinsox

mad as a box of frogs springs to mind

we'll have to find pictures of "our waiting room"..

I have some wierd images of it in my head..

BBDBB

we never had shoes............or feet

Ramette

Old Goat where are you when i need you ? they are all gone stark raving mad! chucken are you sure it was evaporated milk you used in the mac & cheese? I think it was angel dust!

Alice1

Oh nooo, am I supposed to be on the purple pills? I gave two of them to the dog tonight soo that means the pink ones are belonging to Patches:eek:

The blue ones are definitely mine - I think

D'you know, I think you are right about the feather boa - thought it was me piles.....itchy you know

chucken1

foxinsox wrote: »

mad as a box of frogs springs to mind

we'll have to find pictures of "our waiting room"..

I have some wierd images of it in my head..

I'll have you know,I am!!

chucken1

Alice1 wrote: »

Oh nooo, am I supposed to be on the purple pills? I gave two of them to the dog tonight soo that means the pink ones are belonging to Patches:eek:

The blue ones are definitely mine - I think

D'you know, I think you are right about the feather boa - thought it was me piles.....itchy you know

Purple pills for EVERYONE....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

chucken1

Ramette wrote: »

Old Goat where are you when i need you ? they are all gone stark raving mad! chucken are you sure it was evaporated milk you used in the mac & cheese? I think it was angel dust!

Well this is the tin I cant read what it says.Alice stole my glasses.

Alice1

'Scuse me, I didn't exactly steal your glasses - I have them on permanent loan - there is a difference. Not sure what the difference is mind you.

Must be time for me green pill. Or have I taken it already? Tis very hard to keep up with my medication. Touch of the forgetfuls..

Cicero

Ramette wrote: »

.. and you do realise that you are sitting on cicero's burlesque feather boa? he will not be pleased...

I have one of those???...and I won't be pleased??

chucken1 wrote: »

When did Cicero start burlesquein?? :eek:.

I don't know...Please...tell me....or is it on a need to know basis??:eek:

Alice1 wrote: »

D'you know, I think you are right about the feather boa - thought it was me piles.....itchy you know

I can't begin to imagine...but since we've established that it is mine, would you mind ever so awfully removing your behind from it.....Tanks...;)

HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY ALL...

Ramette

Cicero... my pet hate (pun intended)... animals dressed in clothes :eek:
and yes we all know about your secret burlesque fetish!
After all the shinnenigans last night in this place i am staying bed all day with a damp cloth on my fevered brow
That Alice one is a worry

Alice1

Happy Easter Birthday Christmas St Patrick's Day my dears. Very sorry bout your feather boa Cicero. Hope there is no harm done.

Really need to sort out my pills - having the strangest sensations.....

Cicero

The Quiet Man on TG4....now, if only Katie Daly would come down from that mountain (it's cold up there today) and Paddy Reilly would come back to BallyJamesDuff (his dinner is nearly ready), it would be a perfect Paddy's Day.

Well, how ya all here today...are ye drowning the Shamrock?

foxinsox

Hi all, bit late now but enjoy the rest of your day!

Cicero

So....are we all happy?

What's for dinner this evening.......? Pot Noodle or Smash?

Alice1

Oh Smash - can't be doing with Pot Noodle - gives me indigestion.

Rubecula

Not seen Smash in years so it has to be the pot noodle for me. *sigh*

"They peel it with their metal knives..... and then smash it all to bits":)

Cicero

Get mash then....................

Beruthiel

I'm finding it difficult to believe that you lot are all over 40.
Should I be looking for actual birth certs here?

Tell you what, if in the future, we organise an Auldies piss up, bring your certs for verification.

chucken1

Beruthiel wrote: »

I'm finding it difficult to believe that you lot are all over 40.
Should I be looking for actual birth certs here?

Tell you what, if in the future, we organise an Auldies piss up, bring your certs for verification.

If you insist...my secrets out now :eek:

humberklog

Bah...it's too hard from 8 floors up to see if it's raining and if it's worth the dash to The White House pub. Maybe I'll chance the hotel's bar.

Rubecula

Beruthiel wrote: »

I'm finding it difficult to believe that you lot are all over 40.
Should I be looking for actual birth certs here?

Tell you what, if in the future, we organise an Auldies piss up, bring your certs for verification.

Sadly it is true... All of me is that age too, apart from my dentures. No need for birth certificates I have made in Britain stamped on my backside. You don't get stamps like that anymore.:pac:

Alice1

*Ali stomps in rather grumpily*

So, who is doubtin' me age here? How very dare you cast asparagus on me integers? I am indeed very old and crotchety - so there!

While you are here, put the kettle on would you - I fancy a French Fancy.

Rubecula

I gotta bag of mint crumbles and another of dolly mixtures if you are interested. Not sure about the tea as I can't remember where I left the kettle.

chucken1

Good day o crotchety ones. Ive the tea made and a lovely plate of fancies.

Alice1

Oh yesss, lovely Chucken. I want all the lemony ones for myself - so hands of the lemony ones the rest of ye.

Oh don't fancy going back to work tomorrow - been off since Thursday...

chucken1

Alice seeing as theres no takers so far...stick the lemony ones in your lunch box for work

Alice1

Ok thanks Chucken. I'll do that - just as long as I don't mix them up with my yellow pills.....

Rubecula

Alice1 wrote: »

Ok thanks Chucken. I'll do that - just as long as I don't mix them up with my yellow pills.....

Alice have you got a sweet tooth denture by any chance:pac:

BBDBB

afternoon coffin dodgers:)

Ramette

evening all, isnt there a grand stretch in the evenings?

Alice1

Hmm, you might have something there Chucken.

Who left the feather boa in the bathroom? Well, whoever it was, tis one very wet boa now....

Rubecula

Greetings and salutations... (actually at my age it is more like Creepings and Sanitations)

Everyone happy and bouncy I trust?

Cicero

Alice1 wrote: »

Who left the feather boa in the bathroom? Well, whoever it was, tis one very wet boa now....

Stop stealing my feather boa....I told you already, if you want to borrow it...ASK!!!..and stop pretending you "found" it....:(