Whats the worst smell

ghosttown

Driving through Killybegs many years ago with the wind in your face blowing from the fish factory. Not good at all, and you have to keep going to get by. Didn't know I could keep my breath in for so long !

FlutterinBantam

Had a feed of bacon and green cabgage in Kinnegad and sluiced out a ripe coil immediately on arriving home.

Bang off the dump would strip paint.


In the house for days.

Sugar Free

Used to work in a lab. By far the worst was effluent from a slaughter hourse and effluent from a polular mint based alcoholic drink. The first time I smelled the slaughter house one I actually retched, unbelievable pong off it.

gent9662

Old people

stovelid

A dead body. I assume human ones smell just as bad as animals.

BengaLover

When you leave an old bucket at the bottom of the garden all winter and it fills up with leaves and water and rots...You just cant get rid of that smell..its worse than death.
Closely followed by
chicken/cat poo
slurry
old people

pragmatic1

One of my good friends is a nurse, so shes used to the foul stench of human wastes. She says that human blood is the worst shes ever smelled. Something nasty about the iron in the blood.

phill106

The smell of desperation....


The smell of failure!




The smell of an aeroflot food trolley left for 4 days in the sweltering heat...

bronte

My cat crapped on the mat in the living room over Christmas.
Had to clean it the next morning hungover as bedamned...thought I'd throw up.
I was nearly crying it was so bad. God help anyone who has to clean up sh1t regularly.

jester77

Had a job while in college working for a company that built sheds, factories, etc. It was one of those rare hot Summer weeks that occur once every few decades in Ireland and we had the job of replacing a roof on a meat factory. This same meat factory had been on strike for a few weeks, so after crossing the picket line we were met with the most vile stomach turning smell of dead meat that was still on the floor of a very warm factory for the past few weeks. Awful few days of work, but the 2 punts an hour I was getting paid helped me get thought it

I knew a girl once who smelled really bad. I was always trying to avoid her because I couldn't help holding my breath around her and I didn't want her to think I was being mean. I was later informed that when someone of her size (she was pretty overweight) doesn't properly wash in between their folds, a mould grows there and that's what the smell is. Worst thing I've ever smelled, and that's even compared to in college when we had to start dissecting a rat one week and then come back a week later to finish it.

sunflower27

I find body odour really bad. I grew up in a hot climate so everyone wore deodorant -daily!!!

Living in London many years later I was on the Tube in the summer and people were squashed in with their arms up holding on. I could not believe the amount of people that had huge visible sweat patches and reeked. Even thinking about it makes me want to gag...

Hail 2 Da Thief

I had to clean out a blocked manhole once which was full of decaying faeces. The smell was so bad it brought tears to my eyes & almost made me vomit!

Son Of A Vidic

Try smelling a body bag when it's opened to reveal a body that's been in a river for 6 weeks - not nice.

Rob113

Your Ma!!

Redbull a close second. Followed by playdo.

pragmatic1

Cant believe it took five pages for that. I'll send ya a goodie bag in the post.

THall04

Human sh*t.
For those unfortunate to encounter the poop of another ,there's usually no smell because its underwater in a public toilet.

But one morning I had to run some cables around an old store house that had been burgled the night before.
One of the intruders had produced a "log" and managed to stick it near the top of a 12ft wooden sliding door.

I had to work directly above the elevated excrement for at least half an hour.....that was nearly 20 years ago but I still remember the smell....:(

Rob113

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Cant believe it took five pages for that. I'll send ya a goodie bag in the post.

Sorry

ronan45

Has to be human poop after sushi and bulmers. we were in a tent in england and my mate ate a ton of it and also was on the beer that night he sprayed the whole tent insides. the bang was rotten. It was even on the tent roof!
we had to burn the tent and get a new one :mad:

this is arse

Dublin

Jonty

Durty Vag

michelledoh

Cat wee ftw.

Fallschirmjager

i have to agree on the killybegs fish factory. i used to drive to there every monday and used to hyperventilate 10 minutes before reaching it...jesus in the sun it was dire....if i was ever speed checked there i would have been screwed, i was approaching light speed. i remember driving another guy up there for a meeting and he was going wtf are you at as i hyperventilated...jesus i nearly crashed from laughing when he finally smelt it...

the other is decayed prawns....sweet baby jesus thats bad

and finally, a smell i cant even begin to describe..turkey intestines...

i worked as a kid one summer in a butchers shop and got the task no one else wanted...gutting turkeys. this was at a time before meat was magically created in little plastic trays with a sprig of fukin parsley...

the first one is bad...the second turkey builds on the first...its like it increases in volume with each breath....by the 6 or 7th i actually gagged a bit and had to take a break...horrible...its like a smell that can pass thru 10 inches of lead..and it stays with you no matter what you do...

D1976

Sex Panther

Smells like Bigfoot's dick!

parker kent

I was looking after a friend's cat for a few weeks. I actually gagged cleaning out the litter tray from the mixture of cat piss and shít. Nasty!

IamtheWalrus

Your mothers kunt.

Just sayin'.

STIG83

Dead animals in a knackery near where i live, passing it on a hot summers day, the smell is just disgusting.
Sour milk, it makes me hurl.

Simon Adebisi

Bigfoot's dick

t0mm13b

bronte wrote: »

My cat crapped on the mat in the living room over Christmas.
Had to clean it the next morning hungover as bedamned...thought I'd throw up.
I was nearly crying it was so bad. God help anyone who has to clean up sh1t regularly.

Reminds me... "My cat shat on the mat...." :pac:

Simon Adebisi wrote: »

Bigfoot's dick

Bigfoot? Where?

/me runs for da hills

Rubberlegs

The smell of neglect:(

The smell of a rotting animal.

The smell of vanilla scented candles. Sometimes I pick one up in a shop and have a little sniff and a heave just to torture myself:o

GrizzlyMan

Festival portaloos especially after bucket loads of jagermister and vodkas:(

this is arse

Simon Adebisi wrote: »

Bigfoot's dick

mrs bigfoots vag

Bosco boy

Decomposing human remains!

Odaise Gaelach

Fear.

But only when it's coming off youself.

Yawns

Naas. I hate driving by it

You'd think they'd wash themselves once in a while and stop blaming it on the waste place.

Lawrence1895

Onions and eggs...and somebody who ate onions or eggs :eek:

pragmatic1

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

Your mothers kunt.

Just sayin'.

This irks me.

teddy_303

infected gee or cat sh1te

Farts. Other peoples that is, not mine, mine smell lovely and should in fact be bottled and sold as a perfume.

RichieC

One of those holes in the ground at a rock concert that everybody ****s in..

maameeo

piercings (stretched ear piercings smell yuck!)

car freshners (vomit!)

some avon perfum that made me sick while pregnant and makes me wana get sick 8 years later anytime i smell it on someone!

smell is in the nose of the beholder... or suma like that!

W.Shakes-Beer

extremely stagnant water.

hal9000

pig fat rendering plant!! vile just vile
and i was only driving by it!

chin_grin

I had never noticed the following until I read it in a thread AGES ago on the same subject.

That waft you get when you open a packet of ham. Eugh.

Mongarra

The smell in the wind near the mushroom processing plant outside Gorey. When collecting someone from the train in Gorey and heading home you have to mention it in case they think it's you or your f*rts.

sheesh

rotting lugworm (it is the type of worm that makes the worm casts on a beach)
it does not need much of it either one or 2 worms can completely stink up a car.

Alter-Ego

Chicken sh1t. When farmers spread it on a field. Its so bad some people with asthma have bad reactions to it.

Also I farted last week and it smelled like ham and onions. It was fcukin' rank.

vampire of kilmainham

human cadavers decomposing:eek::eek::eek:

Queen-Mise

The smell of vomit for me. I hate it with a vengeance.

ballsymchugh

smokers with acute necrotising ulcerative gingivitis who haven't brushed their teeth in a year or three..