Whats the worst smell

Dudess

Rancid beans - if I was exposed to that smell long enough, I would definitely vomit.

Ditch

Minks anal glands. I burst one once, in an enclosed space ..... I nearly vomited down the stairs. (I was doing a bit of Taxidermy)

Better than that though; Many years later ~ not so many years ago ~ I was 'baiting' a trap with 'Mink Gland Oil' and inadvertently got some on my finger. My finger on my tongue .....

My only regret was that I couldn't get my finger onto the trigger of my rifle and so end my suffering :eek:

Balls? Nothing, compared to minks 'sacks'. I remember the smell of balls from when I was in my early teens and subtle enough to self fellate ..... Sorry. That was another thread, on here, wasn't it?

Alter-Ego

Ditch wrote: »

Minks anal glands. I burst one once, in an enclosed space ..... I nearly vomited down the stairs. (I was doing a bit of Taxidermy)

Better than that though; Many years later ~ not so many years ago ~ I was 'baiting' a trap with 'Mink Gland Oil' and inadvertently got some on my finger. My finger on my tongue .....

My only regret was that I couldn't get my finger onto the trigger of my rifle and so end my suffering :eek:

Balls? Nothing, compared to minks 'sacks'. I remember the smell of balls from when I was in my early teens and subtle enough to self fellate ..... Sorry. That was another thread, on here, wasn't it?

Hold on! You're a Taxidermist from Leitrim that can suck himself off?

Fluorescence

The smell of Killybegs.

Portaloos.

The waft that hits you in the face when you open a black wheelie bin on a hot summer's day.

Really stale, overpowering BO.

Ditch

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Hold on! You're a Taxidermist from Leitrim that can suck himself off?

No, no! Ye misread me completely:

I'm a former Taxidermist, now living in Leitrim, who used to be able to suck himself off, several decades ago.

I stuffed a Turkey once. Judge said I was a " Foul fcuker. " But decided it was just a paltry offence and so let me off.

Stuffed a Dog too. Collie. Wife found me at it and asked how low I could get. I said I reckoned one of those longer legged Jack Russell Terriers .....


Yep. Been there. Heard that one. Had the badge: " Taxidermists Say 'Stuff The Bomb' "

As for the rest? Ye'll have to find That thread!

vampire of kilmainham

the smell of a womens vagina ewwwwwwwwwwww

number10a

That lorryload of fish guts that used to pass through every town in West Cork and get stuck in traffic every week (but seemingly more often on hot summer days) going from Castletownbere to Albert Reynolds' cat food factory in Longford. It still passes through every now and again, but not as much since the cat food place burnt down. The smell would stay on the streets for about an hour afterwards. It was the vilest thing known to man. There was no cover on the lorry trailer thingy either. Someone I know was in a second floor room one day when it passed and said she now knows what hell looks like. It makes Guinness farts smell like the ground floor of Brown Thomas.

The two worst I've come across are freshly spread slurry and vomit, the latter would make me sick too if I picked up enough of it.

Metallitroll

floral cinema pong

t0mm13b

vampire of kilmainham wrote: »

the smell of a womens vagina ewwwwwwwwwwww

what about the smell of unwashed dick.... wouldnt be as fishy as ^^^ :rolleyes:

Millicent

The grease trap in those rotisserie ovens you see on delis, especially if they've not been cleaned in a while. A thick layer of brown fat congeals at the bottom and on the top, yellow liquid grease sits. You have to open a screw and let the contents rush into a bucket and the smell that rises is godawful.

To top it off, the brown fat (as it's not liquid) does not run out with the other fat so you have to put on rubber gloves to scrape it into the bucket, causing the rest of the foul liquid to splash up and stick to your clothes. Fucking mank.

MASTER...of the bra

Surstromming

Fluorescence

Oh, I forgot! After working as a florist's assistant I can easily say it's the stench that fills a room when dead stems and leaves from flowers have been left to stew in water buckets over a long weekend. Well and truly rank.

hondasam

definitely slurry

stupidusername

Millicent wrote: »

The grease trap in those rotisserie ovens you see on delis, especially if they've not been cleaned in a while. A thick layer of brown fat congeals at the bottom and on the top, yellow liquid grease sits. You have to open a screw and let the contents rush into a bucket and the smell that rises is godawful.

To top it off, the brown fat (as it's not liquid) does not run out with the other fat so you have to put on rubber gloves to scrape it into the bucket, causing the rest of the foul liquid to splash up and stick to your clothes. Fucking mank.

yep you just reminded me of this. i used to work in a deli. used to have to do this on saturdays. breathing in through my mouth instead. eugh.

but also I know some people love it, but I HATE the smell of leather. I mean really good leather. used to work in a shop that sells shoes and leather bags, eugh I couldn't stand the smell of them. actually used to make me feel sick. and people loved it

burning hair is pretty bad too.

questionmark?

/wtf over a hundred posts in and nobody has said it right so




YOUR MA

admiralofthefleet

a badly packed kebab (not the edible kind) or ammonia

Dr. No

The toilets in the male staff changing rooms at the hospital I work in. When I was in primary school the smell of egg sandwiches on a warm day.

Darlughda

haha have to laugh at all the comments re: women's vag.

Other than dead bodies, have you ever had a sniff of the average Irish man's penis, particularly when pubes are untrimmed???:eek:

Enough to send women to nunnerys in their thousands!

garv123

Dozen eggs in the microwave for 20 mins:pac::pac:

Was at rag week session in a house and this was done. The smell cleared the house when they exploded.
Got egg fried rice dayas after it and when i opened it the smell made me want to throw up


also

stink bombs in the locker room back in the school days.

Squaredude

When I was back in secondary school,we went to a college open day.A group of girls from another school walked past, i nearly keeled over from the smell off them.It was like they'd all decided to wash themselves with rotten tuna.it was horrible.

FlutterinBantam

Darlughda wrote: »

haha have to laugh at all the comments re: women's vag.

Other than dead bodies, have you ever had a sniff of the average Irish man's penis, particularly when pubes are untrimmed???:eek:

Enough to send women to nunnerys in their thousands!

I'm led to believe that a good whiff of bell-butter under the helmet is a big turn on for the lady.

A nice plumb growler, well thatched, and ...well......:o 'showing a bit of interest' is a turn on for the lads ,Im told.

Who want's to gob off a frikken antiseptically smelling pecker,with a bland stubbly backwall?

Next thing people will be douching with Dettol and swilling their cocks in Vichy water.


FFS:mad:

Eve_Dublin

The Spanish love ham but some love it more than others and you get some men here with incredibly stinky rotten ham breath that can fill a whole room.

Padraig Mor

Autopsy on someone with an intestinal infection. Take my word for it!

MASTER...of the bra

Darlughda wrote: »

haha have to laugh at all the comments re: women's vag.

Other than dead bodies, have you ever had a sniff of the average Irish man's penis, particularly when pubes are untrimmed???:eek:

Enough to send women to nunnerys in their thousands!

What does the above average mans "little man" smell of??:pac:

electrobanana

unwashed camel toe:eek:

Fulton Crown

The gusset of Miss Wilsons drawers.

Miss Wilson was my kindergarten teacher and even at that tender age I used to wonder what the fcuk she kept in there to create that foul nauseous odour.

Of course I now realise that she was just a bit lax around the hygiene department in the gowler area as when I described to my big brother - he said that was just the smell of unwashed cnunt.

You lives and larns......

t0mm13b

MASTER...of the bra wrote: »

What does the above average mans "little man" smell of??:pac:

A lil OT!!! Check this out

Apparently, we beat the Asians/Japanese/Mongolians for size of the lil fella... but Congo beats them all....

garv123

if you cut the belly of a deer by accident when gutting him in the field is instant vomit for some people

YouTookMyName

Pig slurry.

t0mm13b

garv123 wrote: »

if you cut the belly of a deer by accident when gutting him in the field is instant vomit for some people

"I fewked up" :P :pac:

lorebringer

Padraig Mor wrote: »

Autopsy on someone with an intestinal infection. Take my word for it!

Opening anything - alive or dead - with a gastrointestinal infection is really bad.

Anything warm, wet and rotting.

E.coli plates.

A. fumigatus plates, or even worse - in liquid growing medium.

Vomit (I just can't deal with it and I generally have a strong stomach for smells!)

Parvo poo (bleugh!)

After birth form a cow that had a still born (that was dead for a while inside her) with septicemia.

Really bad female B.O. (dirty, nasty women are always worse than blokes)

Cat pee that has been left for a long time.

pragmatic1

lorebringer wrote: »

Opening anything - alive or dead - with a gastrointestinal infection is really bad.

Anything warm, wet and rotting.

E.coli plates.

A. fumigatus plates, or even worse - in liquid growing medium.

Vomit (I just can't deal with it and I generally have a strong stomach for smells!)

Parvo poo (bleugh!)

After birth form a cow that had a still born (that was dead for a while inside her) with septicemia.

Really bad female B.O. (dirty, nasty women are always worse than blokes)

Cat pee that has been left for a long time.

S.Aureus plates much worse. Like smelly feet.

lorebringer

pragmatic1 wrote: »

S.Aureus plates much worse. Like smelly feet.

Absolutely! E. coli is a walk in the park compaired to Staph!

Padraig Mor

lorebringer wrote: »

Opening anything - alive or dead - with a gastrointestinal infection is really bad.

Anything warm, wet and rotting.

E.coli plates.

A. fumigatus plates, or even worse - in liquid growing medium.

Vomit (I just can't deal with it and I generally have a strong stomach for smells!)

Parvo poo (bleugh!)

After birth form a cow that had a still born (that was dead for a while inside her) with septicemia.

Really bad female B.O. (dirty, nasty women are always worse than blokes)

Cat pee that has been left for a long time.

Worked/familiar with most of those and believe me they don't hold a candle to an 'infected autopsy'!

Princess Zelda

The bog of eternal stench

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TY8T9iTUxc

dfx-

Little Acorn wrote: »

Hydrogen sulphide or Ammonia chemicals..

Any thio compounds...

Anyone walking past a first year college chemistry lab will know this smell:(

kowloon

Badly infected wounds smell terrible when they open up.

A few years back the turkey got left in the oven after Christmas dinner and was forgotten about for quite a while. Had to burn out the smell.

Andre80Johnson

Booterstown station.

IronViking

English people's teeth?

Cú Giobach

This fellas bathroom sink.

Cybertron85

Mary Harney's hairy gooch on a hot summers day.

El Weirdo

The smell you get when a pot of spuds boils dry. The missus has just gone and done it there and I know the smell will be hanging around the gaff for a couple of days. Rank.

henryporter

This guy's flat: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056200729

MonkeyGuy

I'm probably way behind but..... pooh?

Aishae

picture this:

dog who eats anything
he is asleep on your lap
ar$e is in line with your nose
you just happen to be open mouthed and inhaling when....
she lets a blinding ripper.
so bad you have to go stand outside for 10 minutes and when you come back you still need to waft the room
feckin toxic hole

fatherted1969

I worked as a boner in a meat factory for many years and while the smell coming from the gut room or the killing floor was bad enough it was bearable, without doubt the worst smell i experienced was while deboning a side of beef and accidentally cut through an abcess that was inside the beef.

These abcesses could be huge and my god the smell was rank. These things could empty a boning hall in seconds and god help you if they bursted in your face

El Weirdo

fatherted1969 wrote: »

I worked as a boner...

This is as far as I got.

*snigger*

sh1tstirrer

Maybe bath farts like this thread http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056200126&highlight=bath+farts

Cows retained afterbirth would make anyone puke.

this is arse

Andre80Johnson wrote: »

Booterstown station.

booterstown,

also spanish people