Charlie Sheen

OutlawPete

ToniTuddle wrote: »

Oh my God...a live tour

Just watched all of his videos on "Sheens Korner" on youtube.

Speechless.

When he's not to aware of himself and being calculating, he comes out with some mad ****, but can't imagine how he intends to transfer that to a stage. The fact that it's not contrived is what made it funny, scripting that in anyway misses the the point.

I thought he would have went the reality show way myself, would have made some sense at least.

ToniTuddle

OutlawPete wrote: »

When he's not to aware of himself and being calculating, he comes out with some mad ****, but can't imagine how he intends to transfer that to a stage. The fact that it's not contrived is what made it funny, scripting that in anyway misses the the point.

I thought he would have went the reality show way myself, would have made some sense at least.

He will probably throw out alot of his poems on tour....the sale of that book is gonna be good.

In this video he is clean mental and clearly drinking God knows whaaaaaaat as he keeps hiding it and drinking it off screen like he can't even do without the drink for 10 mins ...make that a few mins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFbd4mOruQA

In this one it seems a lot more scripted and clear. He is definitely reading it all off one of those teleprompters or whatever news folks read. But by god ya wouldn't wanna annoy him. The start makes no sense really I'd need to listen to it again. Think the last person he lays into in this is that Chuck Lorre. But not entirely sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mALa-0EcnA

Pauleta

Sky are reporting that his house is being searched for firearms. Charlie tweeted " the LAPD were AWESOME. Absolute pros! they can protect and serve this Warlock anytime!!!"

Eever

Anybody else think it's possible he's doing a much more successful version of what Jaoquin Phoenix attempted to do? He's just so dedicated that he's decided to actually do all the drugs and such that come with his new role as Tiger Blood promoter??

Eever

Metallitroll wrote: »

exactly.

cough it up, else i remain with the view he is doin a poor man's joachim phoenix, which was never particularly convincing in itself. but 'unhinged' celebrity, that will keep him relevant for sure

Sorry, just went back and read the thread now (hadn't actually read any of it before posting above). If that is what he's doing I have no idea how you can say he's doing "a poor man's" version of it. If this is all acting that he's clearly doing a far better job than Phoenix who noone believed from the start and got barely any publicity from it. I really hope that's what he's doing, his history makes it highly unlikely though.

--Kaiser--

Eever wrote: »

Sorry, just went back and read the thread now (hadn't actually read any of it before posting above). If that is what he's doing I have no idea how you can say he's doing "a poor man's" version of it. If this is all acting that he's clearly doing a far better job than Phoenix who noone believed from the start and got barely any publicity from it. I really hope that's what he's doing, his history makes it highly unlikely though.

Plus he is a teeeeeerrrrrible actor

ToniTuddle

It's never ending!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR8eP9CAQPg

Smyth

Guy is making so much money off this. Jelly.

gargleblaster

Eever wrote: »

Anybody else think it's possible he's doing a much more successful version of what Jaoquin Phoenix attempted to do? He's just so dedicated that he's decided to actually do all the drugs and such that come with his new role as Tiger Blood promoter??

no way, he's now managed to get his stupid self fired, and is about to lose custody of even more of his kids. imo that's why he's settling down a bit now and seeming less strung out.

bnt

ToniTuddle wrote: »

It's never ending!!

It's WINNING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg

Eric Cartman

In all honesty we know sheen is a bit mad but he makes some valid points

1) when asked in the interview about the drug addiction and he says ' i blinked my eyes and it was gone' - I do honestly believe this is the solution to most minor mental problems like addiction, depression, eating disorders, phobias etc...

2) Sheen is a very smart man , and I think this publicity will probably get him a lot more work in the future, as his career is dying down its a great way to get him back earning

3) He makes no fake apologies or regrets about the epic party lifestyle he had , doesnt try to say its a bad thing

Sir Gallagher

Eric Cartman wrote: »

In all honesty we know sheen is a bit mad but he makes some valid points

1) when asked in the interview about the drug addiction and he says ' i blinked my eyes and it was gone' - I do honestly believe this is the solution to most minor mental problems like addiction, depression, eating disorders, phobias etc...

2) Sheen is a very smart man , and I think this publicity will probably get him a lot more work in the future, as his career is dying down its a great way to get him back earning

3) He makes no fake apologies or regrets about the epic party lifestyle he had , doesnt try to say its a bad thing

But his career was fine, he was the star of the most popular sitcom in the U.S and earning about 2m per episode.

Eric Cartman

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

But his career was fine, he was the star of the most popular sitcom in the U.S and earning about 2m per episode.

that was the most popular sitcom in the US ? jaysus , theyre dumber than I thought

phasers

Oh wait can't process it, LOSERS. WINNING. Buh Bye.

Metallitroll

Mr. Sheen shines umpteen things clean

long as they've got coke on

Daegerty

Charlie Sheen stole my Atari Jaguar

hotmama

he's giving up everything for drugs, sad

phasers

You guys know that every time 2.5 Men gets shown, Sheen gets paid right? I'd say it's a decent amount too.

AnonoBoy

hotmama wrote: »

he's giving up everything for drugs, sad

He's passed a drugs test so he's not high, he's just mental.

AnnyHallsal

AnonoBoy wrote: »

He's passed a drugs test so he's not high, he's just mental.

I don't think they screen for 'Charlie Sheen.'

AnonoBoy

AnnyHallsal wrote: »

I don't think they screen for 'Charlie Sheen.'

Nobody can screen for Charlie Sheen. If you detect it you'll die.

Metallitroll

could you continue to watch past this brief introduction?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO1VnxQ_TJw

i was once proud of my manhood. but now, see 0:33

whydoibother?

1. "I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."
2. "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
3. “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.”
4. "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bi-polar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."
5. I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."
6. "Women are not to be hit, they're to be hugged and caressed."
7. "It's a polygamy story...All my guy friends are gonna like throw tomatoes at me. It's like an organic union of the hearts."
8. "That's how I roll. And if it's too gnarly for people, then buh-bye."
9. "I probably took more drugs than anyone could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."
10. "Blame the studio for giving me this much dough knowing who they were giving it to."

This is from http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8359242/Top-10-Charlie-Sheen-quotes.html

For the above reasons, I support giving him unfettered media access.

AnnyHallsal

He's like a kid in a coke and whores shop.

gargleblaster

whydoibother? wrote: »

6. "Women are not to be hit, they're to be hugged and caressed."

or threatened with beheading, eye gouging, etc.

Sir Gallagher

whydoibother? wrote: »

1. "I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."
2. "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
3. “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.”
4. "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bi-polar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."
5. I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."
6. "Women are not to be hit, they're to be hugged and caressed."
7. "It's a polygamy story...All my guy friends are gonna like throw tomatoes at me. It's like an organic union of the hearts."
8. "That's how I roll. And if it's too gnarly for people, then buh-bye."
9. "I probably took more drugs than anyone could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."
10. "Blame the studio for giving me this much dough knowing who they were giving it to."

This is from http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8359242/Top-10-Charlie-Sheen-quotes.html

For the above reasons, I support giving him unfettered media access.

They left out one of the best ones.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger and Richards look like droopy-eyed, armless children

hotmama

well u can't say he's not interesting...

Gunsfortoys

I honestly think this is another joaquin phoenix stunt. Remember he was having a so called meltdown?

This is all too surreal to be true.

OutlawPete

He bought his dot com back from a cybersquatter:

http://charliesheen.com/

Selling t-shirts now

parker kent

Eric Cartman wrote: »

1) when asked in the interview about the drug addiction and he says ' i blinked my eyes and it was gone' - I do honestly believe this is the solution to most minor mental problems like addiction, depression, eating disorders, phobias etc...

You have obviously never encountered real addictions or depression. Don't get fooled by people who are basically feeling a bit sorry for themselves, real depression cannot be cured by blinking your eyes. It is not a "minor mental problem". Saying so is ridiculous.

Star Bingo

fúckin ironic name though int it.. charlie sheen. for a dazzling; albeit shortlived gleam.

OutlawPete

Made a brief appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel show ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TyRkkEXwZA

Fluorescence

What a narcissist. His voice seems fucked in that video! :eek:

Gunsfortoys

OutlawPete wrote: »

Made a brief appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel show ..

Video

I thought that blue bag was him bringing cocaine for everybody.

vampire of kilmainham

Domo230 wrote: »

Last time I checked I am entitled to think a show millions of people watch and enjoy is funny.
You dont like it... tough s***

yay i aggree i love two an a half men and iv never met anyone that that dident like it... yar man probabley has a chip on his shoulder:D:D:D

vampire of kilmainham

ronkorp wrote: »

He is his own man and doesnt give a s1ite what other people think.

I like him

i aggree im the very same myself

colly_06

Some Irish lad won the internship for Charlie

http://www.u.tv/Entertainment/Belfast-student-wins-Charlie-Sheen-internship/5dc098e0-15a6-4ab2-ad49-af3ef875e46c

Jesus Wept

colly_06 wrote: »

Some Irish lad won the internship for Charlie

http://www.u.tv/Entertainment/Belfast-student-wins-Charlie-Sheen-internship/5dc098e0-15a6-4ab2-ad49-af3ef875e46c

Sickness, I never got the email after applying it, maybe it went into my spam.



Edit: It's confirmed nonsense on that page.

Still, sucks that I didn't get the email.

Jesus Wept

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

They left out one of the best ones.

Who the **** is Flynn?

..oh yea...Errol flynn

OutlawPete

Epic poster ...

Frank Bullitt

The show didn't go well for him last night it seems.

OutlawPete

Gintonious wrote: »

The show didn't go well for him last night it seems.

Sure didn't ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkNgeB99REs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxXg13kxXvw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rv4Tdq6kvY

Soby

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

I thought that blue bag was him bringing cocaine for everybody.

Lets hope he doesnt go on the Late Late."And there some for everyone in the audience" :pac:

ceadaoin.

Everyone remembers when Charlie Sheen went a bit mental there a few years back. Well apparently, tomorrow he will appear in TV to announce that he is the HIV+ actor in the blind items that have been all over the tabloids the past few weeks

http://www.tmz.com/2015/11/16/charlie-sheen-hiv-matt-lauer-interview/

I suppose you can't live like that for so long with no consequences but it's pretty poor form to expose so many people. I'd say he has a lot of lawsuits coming his way.

MuchoLoco

It dawned on me the other day it was him
duh.... I know but it seemed too obvious.

Sheeps

All those women he slept with... If he didn't disclose he was HIV+ isn't that an offence in most states in America?

newacc2015

MuchoLoco wrote: »

It dawned on me the other day it was him
duh.... I know but it seemed too obvious.

Eh? Thats such BS in 2015. With all the excellent meds there is now. People with HIV can now live amazing and near normal lives. You can now suppress the virus with meds now to undetectable levels ie cant be detected in a HIV test due to such low levels in the blood. When you are "HIV undetectable", you cant spread the virus to others.

Statically if you catch HIV tomorrow and 20 years old. You should live to the age of 75 years, as the meds are so good. There is no muscle wasted like the 1980s anymore. HIV is probably more manageable than diabetes now

Turtyturd

Sheeps wrote: »

All those women he slept with... If he didn't disclose he was HIV+ isn't that an offence in most states in America?

Absolute scumbag move if he knowingly exposed women to it, and should be locked up for a long time if it's true. But I think the 'Poor Charlie' narrative is going to be the dominant one here.

Peter Anthony

Sheeps wrote: »

All those women he slept with... If he didn't disclose he was HIV+ isn't that an offence in most states in America?

In fairness I suspect the person that gave it to him done similiar.

Roger Hassenforder

Peter Anthony wrote: »

In fairness I suspect the person that gave it to him done similiar.

Charlie is the victim here.