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What Way Do You Wipe Your Arse?

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04-03-2011 9:20pm

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UsernameInUse

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Do you go left or right?

Or maybe throw it under?

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Right

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Left

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The Pervy Way

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#2 04-03-2011 9:21pm
Wagon

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Left to right.

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#3 04-03-2011 9:21pm
liah

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What an original thread!

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#4 04-03-2011 9:22pm
Midnight_EG

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You spread your shit onto your cheeks?

I wipe up and down like any normal person

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#5 04-03-2011 9:23pm
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I may regret asking this, but whats the pervy way?

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#6 04-03-2011 9:23pm
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pablomakaveli wrote: »

I may regret asking this, but whats the pervy way?

You stick your finger up your bumhole and twiddle it around a bit

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#7 04-03-2011 9:24pm
Jesus Wept

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In before the Flutt and the lock.

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#8 04-03-2011 9:25pm
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Scrunch the paper, And wipe upwards from the bottom. What other ways can you do it?

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#9 04-03-2011 9:25pm
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liah wrote: »

What an original thread!

You mean another shtye thread

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#10 04-03-2011 9:25pm
Dave!

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I don't

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#11 04-03-2011 9:26pm
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Left to right? Right to left? what?
Surely front to back or at least collinear to same?

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#12 04-03-2011 9:26pm
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I'm royalty, i have someone who does it for me.

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#13 04-03-2011 9:26pm
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With yore Ma's tongue!

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#14 04-03-2011 9:27pm
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Blondini wrote: »

Left to right? Right to left? what?
Surely front to back or at least collinear to same?

Wouldn't wiping from front to back cause more of a problem?!

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#15 04-03-2011 9:28pm
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Left? Right? Who has a sideways shaped arse?

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#16 04-03-2011 9:31pm
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I wipe mine on the shower curtain..

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#17 04-03-2011 9:33pm
LETHAL LADY

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With a doc leaf.

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#18 04-03-2011 9:34pm
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Wipe?

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#19 04-03-2011 9:35pm
Slick50

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I thought "cross arse" was a figure of speach?

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#20 04-03-2011 9:36pm
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I have a couple of election leaflets left, they will do the trick

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#21 04-03-2011 9:36pm
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alsation!!!:p

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#22 04-03-2011 9:38pm
Blondini

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UsernameInUse wrote: »

Wouldn't wiping from front to back cause more of a problem?!

Always wipe away from the front bum/sack!

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#23 04-03-2011 9:39pm
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i get the dog to lick it off me.

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#24 04-03-2011 9:40pm
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I hold a heater to my hole, let it get crusty and pick it off. Saves on bogroll.

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#25 04-03-2011 9:43pm
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Beday for the win !!!

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#26 04-03-2011 9:45pm
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Ahem.......

For a superior wipe a damp facecloth is your man..

After the load has cleared the muzzle, drizzle some tepid water on the facecloth and draw vigorously along the arse crack,removing the heavy soiling.

Rinse and clear the 'claggings' with the freshish cloth.

Ensure no stray onion peels,corn husks, undigested planters are adhering and fold your cloth for the next person.

So simple really, no need for any drama.

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#27 04-03-2011 9:51pm
biko

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FB got the last word on this toilet thread.

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