AH, Post a Quote

Dean820

This turned out to be a great thread on another forum I post at. It doesn't matter if the quote is amazing or crap.

I'll start:

'I like People Magazine as much as the next guy; but there is a world outside of it. Don't be afraid not to follow the herd; 'cause where the herd's gone, all the fruit is already eaten.' - Bob Dylan

strokemyclover

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Jake Rugby Walrus666

"Believe it or not, but there has been one or two quotes threads on Boards in the past"
Jake.

KeithM89_old

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^^ There.

Dean820

'You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. You don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space. If you analyze it as you're moving forward, you'll never fall in the same trap twice, which I can't say that I haven't been guilty of doing. But my advice is, if they're going to break your legs once when you go in that place, stay out of there.' - Johnny Cash

galwayrush

strokemyclover wrote: »

€748.95 including VAT and labour

€700 cash FTW:D

Dean820

'The true definition of madness is repeating the same action, over and over, hoping for a different result.' - Albert Einstein

OutlawPete

"As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure!

'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again'.

What if at first you succeed though, then what?"

Charlie Sheen.

The guy

"Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. "

-Thomas Paine

The guy

OutlawPete wrote: »

"As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure!

'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again'.

What if at first you succeed though, then what?"

Charlie Sheen.

"I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."

-Charlie Sheen

:pac:

Micky Dolenz

Illegitimi non carborundum

mahamageehad

"I have tigers blood and adonis dna"

Charlie Sheen

Spunge

"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble

AnonoBoy

"Shove it up yer hole you fat ugly bastard."

- some disarmingly honest and perceptive girl I tried to proposition last weekend.

pablomakaveli

"I could eat a knob at night" - The legend that is Karl Pilkington

westendgirlie

Get outta my pub

Peggy Mitchell

tony1kenobi

"Kill the body and the head will die".

Hunter S. Thompson.

marcsignal

"I have the body of an eighteen year old, I keep it in the fridge."

Spike Milligan

“If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!”

Prince Philip

jack157

"And now, To ride mrs. O' Reilly"
-Pat mustard

Cathaoirleach

"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit." - Oscar Wild

NeedaNewName

"Ya stupid fukwit"

-my da

Son Of A Vidic

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

galwayrush

That those who know what's best for us
Must rise and save us from ourselves"



Quick to judge
Quick to anger
Slow to understand
Ignorance and prejudice
And fear walk hand in hand...

N. Peart.

Chris P. Bacon

"Ride me side ways was another one" - Mrs Doyle.

mahamageehad

"The money was just resting in my account"

Irish bankers

RTT

"You have to hand it to short people ...because sometimes they can't reach it by themselves"

Tommy D

KeithM89_old

"Do ya want fries with tha?" - girl in mcdonalds....

stevejr

"I'm Ron Burgandy?".......Ron Burgandy

Magic Eight Ball

'If people only did everything they wanted everyone would just spend all day sitting on the carpet watching the poker channel, **** and eating those expensive German biscuits' -Jez

haydar

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

mrsdewinter

marcsignal wrote: »

“If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!”

Prince Philip

That reminds me of this...

"When a man marries his mistress, he immediately creates a job vacancy"

James Goldsmith

Aldebaran

"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky"

- Michael Scott

thetonynator

I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Ron Burgandy.

Oops didnt see the other anchorman quote!!!

mahamageehad

ok some serious ones, all from Georgie Best:

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

"In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life."

"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."

"In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life."

"I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World."

"I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: 'What's an IQ?'"

hondasam

Audi alteram partem !

davyjose

These.

Hazys

Audi alteram partem !

by hondasam

haydar

"If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation."

David Brent

RTT

"Before you criticise someone walk a mile in their shoes...then at least you are a mile away and you have their shoes"

Tommy D

jack157

mahamageehad wrote: »

"The money was just resting in my account"

Irish bankers

Also Father Ted Crilly

bhovaspack

mahamageehad wrote: »

"I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: 'What's an IQ?'"

“… The police know I want to go in there. I’ve got a jacket, I’ve got a dressing gown, I’ve got some chicken, I’ve got some bread, I’ve got a can of lager, I’ve got a fishing rod, um, I’ve got my fishing rod, I’m willing to sit down, to shout, ‘Moaty, it’s Gazza!’ All I want to shout is ‘Moaty, it’s Gazza, where are you?’ and I guarantee he will shout his name out, ‘I’m here!’ and me and him could sit and chat, have a little bit of fishing and all I’ll tell him, ‘Moaty, listen…’”

- Gazza

RichieC

I know not the weapons ww3 will be fought with, but ww4 will be fought with f*cking lasers. -A Einstein

Chris P. Bacon

"A day without laughter,is a day wasted" - Charlie Chaplin.

Screaminmidget

Someday, my kids will realize that I sign the checks on the front, not on the back-

Charlie Sheen

marcsignal

"That's not a real fucking gun"

John Lennon

RTT

'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad'

Brian O' Driscoll

cml387

"We don't have a plan,so nothing can go wrong" Spike Milligan

"No problem is so big you can't run away from it" Anon

Turtyturd

'Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains' - Jean Jacques Rosseau

pavb2

Details a bit vague but heard Stephen Ireland's comments on RTE radio this morning presenter Aine Lawlor (I think) said

"He missed a great opportunity to say nothing".

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina!



-creepy kid in Kindergarten Cop.

senorwipesalot

"Out,vile jelly" ~ Cornwall
{He plucks out the other eye}