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jack157

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

-Bill Clinton

Solnskaya

"If you've got a lisp, and you can't say 'Crisps'....... say 'Tayto".

-a ten year old to another ten year old at a birthday party. I laughed anyway.

For Forks Sake

"Prince is living proof that Liberace f*cked Little Richard back in the 50's"

ascanbe

'Yellow head-lights: that's the French'.
Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV, aka Black Francis, aka Frank Black.

El Weirdo

"The people at the record company had asked me if I could write a song about my life, my relationship with God, and where I'm from. Well, I can't write a song on purpose, my songs come in a moment of inspiration or desperation." - Billy Ray Cyrus

Obviously talking about Achy Breaky Heart.

Lapin

"Fúck the French"


Michael O'Leary

Latchy

Dean820 wrote: »

'The true definition of madness is repeating the same action, over and over, hoping for a different result.' - Albert Einstein

^ You've just described Groundhog Day , otherwise known as another day in AH .



'' I would rather have him inside the tent pissing out , than outside the tent pissing in''

LBJ describing to one of his aides that as much as he detests him , he is dangerous and needs FBI boss J E Hoover on his side .

Which in many ways , sums up some of our own relations with others

decisions

RTT wrote: »

'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad'

Brian O' Driscoll

Beat me to it :pac:

epgc3fyqirnbsx

'Sorry, I'm late!'

Godot

El Weirdo

RTT wrote: »

'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad'

Miles Kington

FYP

gargleblaster

‎"Proper grammar is so important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse." Sharon Bennett Bohnenberger

Gummy Panda

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?" - Ash Williams

stovelid

And all the while everyone wants to breathe and no-one can breathe, and many say "We will breathe later", and most do not die, because they are already dead. It is now or never.

Raoul Vaneigem

Ricardo G

"Thank you your honour, with gods help i'll conquer this terrible affliction"

Mark Renton-trainspotting:)

Cakes.

"Two households both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene"
-Chorus, Romeo and Juliet



:P

Voodoomelon

"Excessive consumption may produce laxative effects".

orourkeda

Will everyone just fack off you cants.

orourkeda

Dean820

'Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.' - Oscar Wilde

cml387

"Man is born free, and everywhere he is in trains" Casey Jones

dubtom

I just farted.
Anon.

bm365

"Its just been revoked"

-Roger Murtagh

ascanbe

El Weirdo wrote: »

FYP

The great skeleton in his closet, though, is that he met a young Brian O'Driscoll in 1984, who told him:
'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.'
Shameful of him, to try and claim this as his own.

Say Your Number

''They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job''

- Brian Clough

ascanbe

"Either those curtains go or i do"
Oscar Wilde's last words, some say.

blaze1

"Bitches aint **** but hoes & tricks"

Dr Dre/Snoop Dogg. The chronic

jaybee747

"Mmm. San Diego. Drink it in, it always goes down smooth. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina".

Oranage2

"I would be one of the characters of today's modern Bible"

- Kanye West

Johro

'Yore Ma'

Wagon

Think this one was Mark Twain on Richard Nixon:

"he inherited some good instincts from his quaker forbears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them..."

Johro

blaze1 wrote: »

"Bitches aint **** but hoes & tricks"

Dr Dre/Snoop Dogg. The chronic

'Rappas ain't nuthin' but dumb-ass pimps, the smaller the penis the bigga the bling, yeah they can talk but they can't sing for sh!t, the hood might have talent but Snoop Dogg ain't it.'

Colonel_McCoy

The blacker ther berry, the sweeter the juice.
The darker the flesh, the deeper the roots

blaze1

Johro wrote: »

'Rappas ain't nuthin' but dumb-ass pimps, the smaller the penis the bigga the bling, yeah they can talk but they can't sing for sh!t, the hood might have talent but Snoop Dogg ain't it.'

did a boy from the hood steal yo girl homie?

Johro

blaze1 wrote: »

did a boy from the hood steal yo girl homie?

D'oh. It's a quote.

blaze1

Johro wrote: »

D'oh. It's a quote.

haha, soz,....

u could have said...:o

Johro

blaze1 wrote: »

haha, soz,....

u could have said...:o

Yeah it's a quote from my alter ego 'Dutchie', who'd 'put a cap in yo ass', or something similarly moronic for making that comment. He's a badass motherf#cker.
Just saying that anyone who raps 'Bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks' is a sad example for men, generally. Just my opinion.

ascanbe

Johro wrote: »

'Rappas ain't nuthin' but dumb-ass pimps, the smaller the penis the bigga the bling, yeah they can talk but they can't sing for sh!t, the hood might have talent but Snoop Dogg ain't it.'

That your own work? Yet another example of someone attempting to dismiss 'rap' as a genre/art form and, in the process, proving its validity.
You often, also, see people rapping, very badly, in order to prove that 'it's easy to do'.
Why is rap the only thing that seems to exercise some people this way?
You don't see people play an instrument badly in an attempt to prove to people that it's easy to play that instrument.
Or sing badly in attempt to prove that it's easy to sing.
Or write and recite poetry badly in an attempt to prove it's easy to do these things; these things, as it happens, being a key component of rap, though it's far from limited to that.
'Doing' anything is easy; it's doing it well that's the hard part.

draylander

“I am in blood stepped in so far that should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o’er.” What does this quote from "Macbeth"

o wait, maybe I shouldnt have stabbed him so much. It was fun thougy. Sure whats another few stabs!!

Eutow

Steel? We have no butter, but I ask you would you rather have butter OR guns? Shall we import lard or steel? Let me tell you, preparedness makes us powerful, butter makes us fat. Lard?









The Prodigy (Fat Of The Land)

Metallitroll

"at the end of the day.. "

Nick Clegg

Esel

"Don't quote me on that."

filthymcnasty

Eutow wrote: »

Steel? We have no butter, but I ask you would you rather have butter OR guns? Shall we import lard or steel? Let me tell you, preparedness makes us powerful, butter makes us fat. Lard?









The Prodigy (Fat Of The Land)

twas Hermann Goering, to be sure

thee glitz

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look
more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?
My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then
that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense

- anon

LupinFace

gargleblaster wrote: »

‎"Proper grammar is so important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse." Sharon Bennett Bohnenberger

Wow, this is the most amazing thing I have ever read.

celtictiger32

"jesus said to moses 'come forth'. he came fifth and won a teapot"

Cicero

From Ferris Bueller's Day off...
"I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to..."
*door slams*

Jazzy

Drugs are what makes me the lyrical genius you see before you. Drugs did that. Any and all.

Shaun Ryder

Swampy

" Live every week like it's shark week!"

- Tracey Jordan giving advice to Kenneth (30 Rock)

irish1967

"His name ain't George Foreman. I may be blonde but I'm not stupid. I know George Foreman is a kind of grill"

- Local waitress

juma

Johro wrote: »

'Your Mother'

FYP

ROCKMAN

" Men... Spend 9 months trying to get out and the rest of their life's trying to get back in... " ???????