What is your dirtiest habit?

garv123

suicide_circus wrote: »

Yore ma.

I just cant quit that bitch.

Makes the post before the rule was in the charter but the thread gets resurrected and gets an infraction.. harsh

Snowie

mauzo wrote: »

I used to stick chewing gum under the table in the kitchen.

Id say there was a serious amount of hubba bubba found under there!

thats not a habit thast just to lazy to walk to the bin :pac:

stek

Smelling me own farts, specially in bed..

Spitting in the sink.

charlemont

Another one for the pissing in the sink...

working fool

holystungun9 wrote: »

Not specifically a habit but yesterday I finally got round to emptying the three milk bottles of piss I've had in my room for the last couple of weeks.
Having flatmates who use the bathroom for 30 min. at a time has led me to keeping a milk bottle handy.

Milk bottles ???
Like from the 70,s ???

Dr. Ego

I've a dirty habit of going for my brown wings without landing permission being granted, has caused many a heated discussion in the cockpit.

jessiejam

Nulty wrote: »

Biting the inside of my mouth - tongue and cheek. Looks like I have involuntary facial movements to others I imagine.

I do that all the time and use my knukle against the outside of my cheek to get the very back of my cheek.
thing is i think it causes wrinkles on my upper lip.... or maybe thats just old age..:o

johnwest288

mate of mine sticks his chewed chewing gum behind his ear and eats it later.
Not unusual to see him with a wad behind the ear he has forgotten about:(

Lawrence1895

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

when i go 4 an ould nose pick i tend to..um... flick

i know im gross

Also have a habit of busting my hubbys pimples, he hates it- and thinks its gross. But its my thing:D

Oh and when im bored i bite the inside of my lip until it bleeds:eek: Dont know why

Up for a game of target shooting?

face1990

Dr. Ego wrote: »

I've a dirty habit of going for my brown wings without landing permission being granted, has caused many a heated discussion in the cockpit.

I'm really not sure if that's pilot slang, or a euphemism that I'm not getting.

666irishguy

Deliberately not flushing after having a bowel movement. Then returning when I have to take a whizz. Then proceeding to try and cut the aforementioned bowel movement in two with my urine stream.

csi vegas

I make tea and when I'm all done I think to myself how lovely it would be to have another cup. So I give the cup a quick rinse under running water and go again. I don't do this to guests though - that would not be right, no, because all my cups are the exact same, plain white...

I've also been known to take a glass out the press, have a swig of water at the tap, then stick it back in the press. Filthy I know...
I don't do this to guests though...

Intensive Care Bear

face1990 wrote: »

I'm really not sure if that's pilot slang, or a euphemism that I'm not getting.

I think he is talking about unpermitted anal sex.

face1990

csi vegas wrote: »

I make tea and when I'm all done I think to myself how lovely it would be to have another cup. So I give the cup a quick rinse under running water and go again.

Ah that's not a dirty habit! Sure it's fresh tea you're rinsing off it, and fresh tea you're putting into it. It hardly needs to be rinsed at all!

holystungun9

csi vegas wrote: »

I make tea and when I'm all done I think to myself how lovely it would be to have another cup. So I give the cup a quick rinse under running water and go again. I don't do this to guests though - that would not be right, no, because all my cups are the exact same, plain white...

Jeez! This is more anal than the anal one.

Wacker The Attacker

Pissing during the flush

mauzo

Eating those mini boxes of cereal by pouring milk into the bag and pouring it into my mouth. Im normally drunk when this happens...

Giselle

This thread is turning into a list of people I never want to meet.

You're all horrible, especially the nosepickers

Smidge

Giselle wrote: »

This thread is turning into a list of people I never want to meet.

You're all horrible, especially the nosepickers

The piss hoarders get my vote;)

mauzo

Giselle wrote: »

This thread is turning into a list of people I never want to meet.

You're all horrible, especially the nosepickers

Well Im just DYING to meet you :rolleyes:

EDDIE WATERS

Smidge wrote: »

The piss hoarders get my vote;)

You`re not getting the steam off my piss

Giselle

Smidge wrote: »

The piss hoarders get my vote;)

Actually its hard to choose between the snot flickers, the piss hoarders and the butt pickers.

*Barf*

mauzo wrote: »

Well I'm just DYING to meet you

I know, but its just not going to happen.

Mickey H

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I often put a jacket over my lap when on a packed bus on the away home from work, pull out my cock and start pulling the flute off myself. When I'm spent I then wipe the ejaculate into the seat.

Ah yes, that could explain the unusual white stain on the back left seat of the 51X bus to Limerick yesterday.

holystungun9

Smidge wrote: »

The piss hoarders get my vote;)

You have been selected to receive a milk bottle half full of my piss mixed with the tiny bit of milk left in the bottle from last friday. Congratulations.

Smidge

Giselle wrote: »

Actually its hard to choose between the snot flickers, the piss hoarders and the butt pickers.

*Barf*






I know, but its just not going to happen.

That sounds like the title of something on "Animal Planet":D

Smidge

holystungun9 wrote: »

You have been selected to receive a milk bottle half full of my piss mixed with the tiny bit of milk left in the bottle from last friday. Congratulations.

Stingy:p

EDDIE WATERS

Smidge wrote: »

Stingy:p

Dont choose him I send you 2 full milk bottles of piss every week for 6 months.

Smidge

EDDIE WATERS wrote: »

Dont choose him I send you 2 full milk bottles of piss every week for 6 months.

Creepy:(

EDDIE WATERS

Smidge wrote: »

Creepy:(

Give me your phone number so I can breathe down the phone

Smidge

EDDIE WATERS wrote: »

Give me your phone number so I can breathe down the phone

I'll set the snot flickers on you:mad:

seven_eleven

666irishguy wrote: »

Deliberately not flushing after having a bowel movement. Then returning when I have to take a whizz. Then proceeding to try and cut the aforementioned bowel movement in two with my urine stream.

I hate people like you :mad:

EDDIE WATERS

I eat them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT2AzrawHpY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QJ5Xvubw4I

Smidge

seven_eleven wrote: »

I hate people like you :mad:

You would think people would know the rhyme by now.............

"If it's yellow, let it mellow
if it's brown, flush it down"

rannerap

I get a tub of hot chocolate and I eat the powder with a spoon, and then sometimes I drink a bit of milk while the powder is in my mouth and swish it round a bit. I told my bf this and he thought it was fairly disgusting :pac:

mauzo

Sarannewrap wrote: »

I get a tub of hot chocolate and I eat the powder with a spoon, and then sometimes I drink a bit of milk while the powder is in my mouth and swish it round a bit. I told my bf this and he thought it was fairly disgusting :pac:

Do you not like it mixed? Or just prefer it this way?

rannerap

mauzo wrote: »

Do you not like it mixed? Or just prefer it this way?

I do like it mixed too, and would often have hot chocolate or have it mixed cold in a cup. I've just done it since I was a kid, I also have spoons of jam, or nutella or peanut butter.

Princess Peach

I eat jam and cheese slice sandwiches.

I also add cheese slices to my noodles.

And eat them alone.

Processed cheese is durrty

fasttalkerchat

Sarannewrap wrote: »

I get a tub of hot chocolate and I eat the powder with a spoon, and then sometimes I drink a bit of milk while the powder is in my mouth and swish it round a bit. I told my bf this and he thought it was fairly disgusting :pac:

For some reason I was thinking of a bathtub full of hot chocolate... Thought it was either bull**** or totally rank!

augustus gloop

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Pissing during the flush

and busting yerself to finish before the flush is over:D

rannerap

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

For some reason I was thinking of a bathtub full of hot chocolate... Thought it was either bull**** or totally rank!

Nooo the little tubs you buy of it in shops it is pretty rank though!