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WHAT BISCUIT WOULD YOU BE??

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 769 ✭✭✭dan185


    macroboy wrote: »
    ah here..ffs
    Star Bingo wrote: »
    DAN!!
    biggins asked the same:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    macroboy wrote: »
    mmmm,creamy yet spicey and a more suckable ..mmmm

    Exactly, just the way I like it, God I haven't had one since forever


    And the shops are closed :(

    Sometimes I wish there would a random express delivery service, like a take away except it delivered biscuits, chocolate, ice cream or what have you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    macroboy wrote: »
    a male choc kimberly???

    Soft, in a fancy wrapper, and likely to fall apart at the first sign of being dipped in liquid?

    You having a laugh son? Chocolate Kimberleys...



    ...fúcking hipsters of the biscuit world. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Exactly, just the way I like it, God I haven't had one since forever


    And the shops are closed :(

    Sometimes I wish there would a random express delivery service, like a take away except it delivered biscuits, chocolate, ice cream or what have you


    go live in nyc..all available..but the question is...are you the ginger nut dipped in milk.?? if you are ..ooooooohhh lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭davetherave


    I think I'd settle to be a nice old choccie digestive.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Soft, in a fancy wrapper, and likely to fall apart at the first sign of being dipped in liquid?

    You having a laugh son? Chocolate Kimberleys...



    ...fúcking hipsters of the biscuit world. :D


    ahhh but leave us outside for a while ,we become strong,hard,ready to dip for
    aayyyyyyyyyyyges...then,... ooooooooooooooh so soft.

    and yyes ,we are hip. but we cant help it.its not intentional


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Its got to be dark chocolate digestive


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    macroboy wrote: »
    go live in nyc..all available..but the question is...are you the ginger nut dipped in milk.?? if you are ..ooooooohhh lol

    Do they have ginger nuts in NY?
    As to your question, I'll leave that to the imagination of AH'ers ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30 pinta


    Jaffa cake


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    I think I'd settle to be a nice old choccie digestive.


    mmm..reliable,gets the job done,no panics or dramas,mmm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    macroboy wrote: »
    ahhh but leave us outside for a while ,we become strong,hard,ready to dip for
    aayyyyyyyyyyyges...then,... ooooooooooooooh so soft.

    and yyes ,we are hip. but we cant help it.its not intentional


    Who leaves biscuits outside before consuming them? Are you mad?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    pinta wrote: »
    Jaffa cake


    sorry but unavailable selection as it is officially a cake.

    please pick again


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭HoneyRyder


    If I were a biscuit I'd already be eaten


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Who leaves biscuits outside before consuming them? Are you mad?


    just outside the wrapper,maybe in a tin box shall we say,ahhh that tin box,like a mansion filled with deliicousness


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    HoneyRyder wrote: »
    If I were a biscuit I'd already be eaten


    Viscount alert ! Viscount ALERT!!

    Please everyone keep calm!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 29 thingonmyback


    Polo biscuit. Aqua/green package. Plain. Nipply. Coconutty. Old school.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Polo biscuit. Aqua/green package. Plain. Nipply. Coconutty. Old school.


    ahhhh jeepers come here to me ...sure youve been in that press for ages..;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    i notice no fig rolls have shown up..as usual off doing something else cooler

    fcuking twats


  • Registered Users Posts: 29 thingonmyback


    I think the ould Lincoln biscuits were confusingly similar to the polos.

    "Nice" biscuits, blue package, nothing fancy, covered in sugar. Daycent with a cup of weak tea.

    Liga, you'd have fellas in school eating em, it seemed wrong at the time and it still does.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    I think the ould Lincoln biscuits were confusingly similar to the polos.

    The nice biscuits, blue package, nothing fancy, covered in sugar. Daycent with a cup of weak tea.

    Liga, you'd have fellas in school eating em, it seemed wrong at the time and it still does.


    all this is true...but which one are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I would be Biscuit cake, chocolate biscuit cake. And everyone would love me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    I would be Biscuit cake, chocolate biscuit cake. And everyone would love me.


    wtf is a biscuit cake>>??? is you is or is you aint a biscuit sonny jim?

    leaning a bit to the cake side are we?;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    ok keep this baby at the top of the biscuit pile people.

    will be back tomorrow.

    who loves ya........female choco hob knob??????????????????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    I'd be a nice biscuit :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    RichieC wrote: »
    I'd be a nice biscuit :)


    ahhh god ..rub his head will ya.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 805 ✭✭✭reverenddave


    http://www.poundland.co.uk/images/1146/original/foxs-chunkie.jpg

    one of the ****ing amazingly orgasmic sexy ****ers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    http://www.poundland.co.uk/images/1146/original/foxs-chunkie.jpg

    one of the ****ing amazingly orgasmic sexy ****ers


    always knew foxes were up their own..anyways..

    just that little bit too thin...dont you think..no i know you dont ..but sadly..

    ok move on people ..nothing to see here..;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 805 ✭✭✭reverenddave


    macroboy wrote: »
    always knew foxes were up their own..anyways..

    just that little bit too thin...dont you think..no i know you dont ..but sadly..

    ok move on people ..nothing to see here..;)

    the normal chocolate chip ones are too thin

    but these are EXTREMELY chocolatey :D

    i actually getting a bit of a boner thinking about them





    ***should i see a doctor about that ?????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    macroboy wrote: »
    wtf is a biscuit cake>>??? is you is or is you aint a biscuit sonny jim?

    leaning a bit to the cake side are we?;)

    I cruise the cake bars at night. Keep it under your hat.


  • Registered Users Posts: 988 ✭✭✭wurzlitzer


    A cadburys caramel biscuit this season

    Whereas a ginger nut would be the all time steady favourite sweet spicy and crunchy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Robby91


    macroboy wrote: »
    i notice no fig rolls have shown up..as usual off doing something else cooler

    fcuking twats
    Trying to figure out who has been stuffing figs inside them and how they've been doing it, perhaps? :pac:

    As regards what biscuit I'd be... probably a digestive, great sort of biscuits tbh. And I get all the tea I can soak up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    Mikado - pink and fluffy :)


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,694 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    A custard cream.

    You can never go wrong with a custard cream...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Club milk- cos I likes a lot of chocolate on my biscuit!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30 pinta


    Hot cuppa tea and a tin of biscuits. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30 pinta


    Still do Club? I miss biting the chocolate off the sides.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Mikados - I like being licked down the middle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    pinta wrote: »
    Hot cuppa tea and a tin of biscuits. :cool:


    mmmmmm...ok

    ok MANIAC ALERT!

    everyone stay calm..at least hes not a viscount.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Larianne wrote: »
    Mikados - I like being licked down the middle.

    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    dfx- wrote: »
    A custard cream.

    You can never go wrong with a custard cream...

    fair play ,pair play. always there were you need them at least.

    fair play .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    wurzlitzer wrote: »
    A cadburys caramel biscuit this season

    Whereas a ginger nut would be the all time steady favourite sweet spicy and crunchy

    ok all this true...but which one youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Robby91 wrote: »
    Trying to figure out who has been stuffing figs inside them and how they've been doing it, perhaps? :pac:

    As regards what biscuit I'd be... probably a digestive, great sort of biscuits tbh. And I get all the tea I can soak up!


    solid,reliable,sturdy............no frills.

    i c..maybe you should meet a girl mikado.

    not many will admit to their digestive reality.shows a biscuit comfortable in his own pack,so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,129 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Whoreos.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Whoreos.


    mmmmm...:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:


    ahh ic ..brown oreo ..lol ok


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    I'm currently eating a nice biscuit. They're just nice. Nice lovely biscuits. Nathing fancy, no coconut flake bastard nonsense or choco-dipped tom foolery or amby pamby toffee bullshit just lovely, sugary omy nomy biscuits.

    I however, am one of those GAWRJUS biscuits one buys in Lidl/Aldi. I believe they have a boat on them? One side is chocolate and one side is biscuit. They're rectangular.

    My biscuit choices says nothing about me. I just pure love those biscuits. And they're kinda cheap, so maybe they say something about me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    I'd be an Oreo: crisp and chocolatey with a creamy centre!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    LambsEye wrote: »
    I'm currently eating a nice biscuit. They're just nice. Nice lovely biscuits. Nathing fancy, no coconut flake bastard nonsense or choco-dipped tom foolery or amby pamby toffee bullshit just lovely, sugary omy nomy biscuits.

    I however, am one of those GAWRJUS biscuits one buys in Lidl/Aldi. I believe they have a boat on them? One side is chocolate and one side is biscuit. They're rectangular.

    My biscuit choices says nothing about me. I just pure love those biscuits. And they're kinda cheap, so maybe they say something about me.


    sounds to me like a wanna be boaster biscuit we have here folks.
    do you wanna be a boaster??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy




  • Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    macroboy wrote: »
    sounds to me like a wanna be boaster biscuit we have here folks.
    do you wanna be a boaster??

    I'm not a scientist. Can such a thing be possible? If so then yes. Boast on. OR a double chocolate maryland cookie.....

    Edit: It's true. I'm not an everyday biscuit. PLUS if you eat me all in one go you may vom from deliciousness. OR....disgust. One or the other.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/


    and who pray tell is one of these???????????????????????

    ooooooh spreadable biscuits????

    cmon ladies tell us who you are..


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