WHAT BISCUIT WOULD YOU BE??

macroboy

LambsEye wrote: »

I'm not a scientist. Can such a thing be possible? If so then yes. Boast on. OR a double chocolate maryland cookie.....

Edit: It's true. I'm not an everyday biscuit. PLUS if you eat me all in one go you may vom from deliciousness. OR....disgust. One or the other.

that was brave its ok peopel he has come out.

for a second there we were worried you wanted to be a Viscount!!!

ok viscount alert over ...stand down

LambsEye

macroboy wrote: »

that was brave its ok peopel *he has come out.

for a second there we were worried you wanted to be a Viscount!!!

ok viscount alert over ...stand down

*SHE

Viscounts. Bah. Those green wrapped, nancy, motherloving sons a' bitches.

Have we have any tea cakes yet? Or those fruit wans, with the raison bits covered in sugar? Y'know the ones, Mam likes them.

macroboy

LambsEye wrote: »

*SHE

Viscounts. Bah. Those green wrapped, nancy, motherloving sons a' bitches.

Have we have any tea cakes yet? Or those fruit wans, with the raison bits covered in sugar? Y'know the ones, Mam likes them.

well ,if i met a tunnocks tea cake..id marry her.

no none.sadly.

the fruit shortie..indeed cheeky little monkey..

chillywilly

I apologise if this has been posted before!

David Norris said on the Podge and Rodge show that he would be a Mikado as it's light and fluffy and there is jam in the crack

Aoifey!

Tis gotta be a pink wafer

thingonmyback

I've decided, after much consideration, I'd like to be a shortbread biscuit.

Tasty and very filling.

macroboy

Aoifey! wrote: »

Tis gotta be a pink wafer

oh dear we had some of you guys last night...

are you ok today?

macroboy

Deleted User wrote: »

it was that or a party ring

oooooh sickly sweet....and always left in the box..
naaaaaaaaaaaaaasty little feckers;)

LambsEye

I can't decide. First I have to chose which one I am, and then I've to choose which biscuit I want to spend the rest of my life with? It's too much!

macroboy

thingonmyback wrote: »

I've decided, after much consideration, I'd like to be a shortbread biscuit.

Tasty and very filling.

well ,what a stand up biscuit you are..but always seen as a little over the hill,sadly

_feedback_

A good oul stupid thread for a change! Fareplay OP

I'd be a hob nob, as I think that would be Tony Fenton slang for a snobby bastard.

macroboy

LambsEye wrote: »

I can't decide. First I have to chose which one I am, and then I've to choose which biscuit I want to spend the rest of my life with? It's too much!

welll ...look..as long as you dont try to be a viscount..thats all that really matters..

and to be honest .be thankful your not a bourbon cream.

macroboy

macroboy wrote: »

oooooh sickly sweet....and always left in the box..
naaaaaaaaaaaaaasty little feckers;)

Hell no, they're scrumdiddly

Mikado!

all soft and taste nice if you lick me but once you start trying to use your fingers it just gets messy

macroboy

elviscostello wrote: »

A good oul stupid thread for a change! Fareplay OP

I'd be a hob nob, as I think that would be Tony Fenton slang for a snobby
bastard.

well ,actaully in the biscuit world ,you are seen as strong reliable,with a real sense of goodwill towards other biscuits.


its your choco brother who can be a bit up himself..

but the girls love him

macroboy

Deleted User wrote: »

Mikado!

all soft and taste nice if you lick me but once you start trying to use your fingers it just gets messy

AH here ...:eek::eek::eek:..biscuit squirters ..stay calm

macroboy

http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/quiz/

and who knows whom from whom..

i finished this quiz in 56 seconds.

beat that biscuiteers

filmbuffboy

toffee pops nom nom nom

macroboy

filmbuffboy wrote: »

toffee pops nom nom nom

is you is or is you aint a pop?

me feeling you a breakaway or a clubmilk

emschlem

Oh dear, WHY are lemon puffs not there?

Mimojo

Oh I want one of them lovely pink biscuits that used to come in a "Christmas" box of bickies, ya know they are yummy and waffery, and the first biscuit to be eaten out of the box! Can you actually buy packets of them - I have never looked!

Potatofarl

Mmmmm Toffee Pops!!

macroboy

emschlem wrote: »

Oh dear, WHY are lemon puffs not there?

they are in the civil partnership poll..

anyway ..what biscuit in its right mind would rely on a lemon puff ffs??

macroboy

Potatofarl wrote: »

Mmmmm Toffee Pops!!

you are a pop or you just like them?...there is a difference you know.

macroboy

Mimojo wrote: »

Oh I want one of them lovely pink biscuits that used to come in a "Christmas" box of bickies, ya know they are yummy and waffery, and the first biscuit to be eaten out of the box! Can you actually buy packets of them - I have never looked!

mmmm???

which one are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??
this gets a tad frustrating

LambsEye

Remember butter cookies? They were a thing.

puntosporting

Deffo a figroll as im completely full of ****!

macroboy

LambsEye wrote: »

Remember butter cookies? They were a thing.

oooooh yesss baaaaaaabbby..now if one of them walked into the room..

well lets say the lads would perk up

macroboy

puntosporting wrote: »

Deffo a figroll as im completely full of ****!

one thing you can say about a fig roll.

honest to a fault.

Star Bingo

tonight matthew , i'm going to be a butterscotch shortbread

macroboy

Star Bingo wrote: »

tonight matthew , i'm going to be a butterscotch shortbread

mmmm..tbh never heard of you.. do you mean scottish shortbread..

me thinks we have a wishful wannabee biscuit in our midst..


have you any Viscount COUSINS BY CHANCE???

VISCOUNT ALERT VISCOUNT ALERT!!!

Star Bingo

macroboy wrote: »

mmmm..tbh never heard of you.. do you mean scottish shortbread..

its a real biscuit man! fúcking noob pallet! get out; taste the world!

macroboy

Star Bingo wrote: »

its a real biscuit man! fúcking noob pallet! get out; taste the world!

OK people ...DEFO VISCOUNT ALERT!

Please everyone step back.


ARE YOU A VISCOUNT?

LambsEye

macroboy wrote: »

OK people ...DEFO VISCOUNT ALERT!

Please everyone step back.


ARE YOU A VISCOUNT?

What are you gonna do if he is boss?

macroboy

OK alert over!!
hes real



and what a dandy of a fellow..

macroboy

LambsEye wrote: »

What are you gonna do if he is boss?

why ,banish him to the biscuit dungeon my good crumbly fellow..

then its off with his biscuit head ,on the morrow

Star Bingo

macroboy wrote: »

OK people ...DEFO VISCOUNT ALERT!

Please everyone step back.


ARE YOU A VISCOUNT?

Borders biscuits; google em i found some in the local supermarket. they are quality. viscount

LambsEye

Stop calling me a man...You're in severe danger of receiving a crumbly infraction.

macroboy

LambsEye wrote: »

Stop calling me a man...You're in severe danger of receiving a crumbly infraction.

indeeed apologies cumbly fellow

macroboy

Star Bingo wrote: »

Borders biscuits; google em i found some in the local supermarket. they are quality. viscount

yes yes ..it sok ...i beleieve you..

just those viscounts are tricky bastards

Daegerty

Rich Tea

macroboy

Daegerty wrote: »

Rich Tea

look at that ,the purity of the ordinaryness...something to behold

top of the moning rich tea

Star Bingo

macroboy wrote: »

just those viscounts are tricky bastards

for real. but the butterscotch borders i'd settle for a fruit shortcake; failed to tell the difference last night.

not very wholesome either. plain digestive should suffice

Star Bingo

tonight matthew, i am a fruit shortcake. theres no borders on

macroboy

Star Bingo wrote: »

tonight matthew, i am a fruit shortcake. theres no borders on

well ,yes ..but one thing about butterscotch shortbread..they seem to have split personalities ..as you can see it can get a bit hairy.

but lets forgive them for now and move on

Star Bingo

oh; yer like that are you.. a one-dimensional viscount.

macroboy

Star Bingo wrote: »

oh; yer like that are you.. a one-dimensional viscount.

How dare you suggest i am a viscount.
Dread the thoughts of it.
I will have you know i am in matter of fact ,a choco kimberly.

Star Bingo

yawn.. keep following the biscuit-herd.

Toffypop, but they ARE smaller than they used to be, and dont tell me it's cos I'm grown up now!!

macroboy

Star Bingo wrote: »

yawn.. keep following the biscuit-herd.

oh dear..this from the biscuit who just decides on the night which one he is..

dear oh dear. a biscuit should know its limitations young crumbly one