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WHAT BISCUIT WOULD YOU BE??

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  • #152
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Toffypop, but they ARE smaller than they used to be, and dont tell me it's cos I'm grown up now!!


    MMMMM ...ok does this mean you are smaller than you used to be??

    the question is ..which biscuit are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??


  • #153
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    none of the above. build me a better biscuit


  • #154
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/index.php3

    incase guidance is nesscessary...some of you just really dont know your biscuit from your wrapper.


  • #155
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    none of the above. build me a better biscuit


    VISCOUNT OUTED.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek:
    OK GET THE DUNGEON OPEN ...QUIK FFS


  • #156
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/favourites/


    and the polls dont lie..


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  • #157
    Little Acorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    I would be a Cadbury Crunchy biscuit.

    cruncbisc1.bmp

    Smooth, silky, creamy outer layer, crunchy, sweet honeycombed center that is tougher than you'd expect.
    And I always have 'that friday feeling' ;)








    [ /stereotypical Blind Date tv show response:P]


  • #158
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Little Acorn wrote: »
    I would be a Cadbury Crunchy Nut biscuit.

    cruncbisc1.bmp

    Smooth, silky, creamy outer layer, crunchy, sweet honeycombed center that is tougher than you'd expect.
    And I always have 'that friday feeling"





    [ /stereotypical Blind Date tv show response:P]
    http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/favourites/


    well well well ,a young upstart ,indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed..

    a lot to learn young crunchy san..


  • #159
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    ooh, butter my sultana theyre like a glorified fruit shortcake, with secular bits.

    stock em high, bitch


  • #160
    PandyAndy
    Registered Users Posts: 583 ✭✭✭PandyAndy


    Chocolate Digestives! Because like chocolate digestives I'm also made of a biscuity, crumbly mass with a chocolate topping...wait, what? But I probably would go well with tea.


  • #161
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    ooh, butter my sultana theyre like a glorified fruit shortcake, with secular bits.

    stock em high, bitch


    lol ok wait ...the question is ...which one are you??

    anywho take care ..keep up your biscuity bits


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  • #162
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    PandyAndy wrote: »
    Chocolate Digestives! Because like chocolate digestives I'm also made of a biscuity, crumbly mass with a chocolate topping...wait, what? But I probably would go well with tea.

    i c...


    taxi !!!


  • #163
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    man.. that poll. my tea is green. chocolate don't go :/

    funny all my least favourite are getting more votes, in order. n favourites get least - same pattern :confused: i am leaving.


  • #164
    Niche market
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Niche market


    I would definetly be one of these bad boys... ;)

    http://www.saladcreative.com/uploads/pics/inspired/6b7c87_Party_rings.jpg

    Party rings 4 life, Nom nom nom.... :D


  • #165
    barbarians
    Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭barbarians


    I'd be a Mikado but why no Jersey Cream option ???

    They may be plain but Christ they're addictive.

    I'd murder a packet of them right now.



    I FCUKING LOVE BISCUITS :pac:


  • #166
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    man.. that poll. my tea is green. chocolate don't go :/

    funny all my least favourite are getting more votes, in order. n favourites get least - same pattern :confused: i am leaving.


    dont go,dont leaves us now nownow,while the sun smiles,stick around a laugh a while...

    song by well known custard cream ,liam o manly,hot house flowers


  • #167
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    barbarians wrote: »
    I'd be a Mikado but why no Jersey Cream option ???

    They may be plain but Christ they're addictive.

    I'd murder a packet of them right now.



    I FCUKING LOVE BISCUITS :pac:
    self love...much criticised by the catholic church,but if you are a jersey cream,well ,just make sure the bathroom door is locked.


  • #168
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,337 ✭✭✭Archeron


    I woudnt be picky as long as I got to hang out with Kim, Miko and Coco.

    That new Jacobs ad is very surreal and about 3 minutes long.

    Mmmmmm, sexy biscuits.


  • #169
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    who the fcuk would marry a jersey cream??


  • #170
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Archeron wrote: »
    I woudnt be picky as long as I got to hang out with Kim, Miko and Coco.

    That new Jacobs ad is very surreal and about 3 minutes long.

    Mmmmmm, sexy biscuits.


    welll one of them is a tranny to be honest ..but as usual us kimberlys keeep the sexiness flowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwing!!


  • #171
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,337 ✭✭✭Archeron


    macroboy wrote: »
    welll one of them is a tranny to be honest ..but as usual us kimberlys keeep the sexiness flowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwing!!

    hahaha, is it the blonde one? She looks a bit iffy. In my defence, i was drunk when I seen the ad last night :)


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  • #172
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Archeron wrote: »
    hahaha, is it the blonde one? She looks a bit iffy. In my defence, i was drunk when I seen the ad last night :)


    indeed the blonde..with the penis


  • #173
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    btw ,i have heard rumours there are a couple of dunnes chocolate digestives hanging around,watch you bags and keep the laptops safe.


    also rumoured to be lurking about the lanes..

    Lincoln..

    now if you see this pratt ..avoid at all costs


  • #174
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    back later biscuitaters.


  • #175
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    macroboy wrote: »
    btw ,i have heard rumours there are a couple of dunnes chocolate digestives hanging around,watch you bags and keep the laptops safe.


    also rumoured to be lurking about the lanes..

    Lincoln..

    now if you see this pratt ..avoid at all costs


    sightings of cafe noir have not been confirmed..but best keep frosty out there.


  • #176
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    macroboy wrote: »
    welll one of them is a tranny to be honest ..but as usual us kimberlys keeep the sexiness flowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwing!!

    and an obvious tranny at that - though some failed to realize.

    trash culture biscuit. noses up..


  • #177
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Heroin rape biscuit.


  • #178
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Dangerous Man wrote: »
    Heroin rape biscuit.


    I c.. you sound like a dunnes digestive to me son


  • #179
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XWUauTsY54


  • #180
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    macroboy wrote: »
    I c.. you sound like a dunnes digestive to me son

    Well, certain questions will attract certain answers. As it happens, I actually like Dunne's digestives. They're not up their own holes. They understand their role in biscuit life and do it well. They're not like those fucking immigrant scum biscuits Garibaldi or those dole-grabbing Rich Tea biscuits. Don't even get me started on the blacks - bourbon creams.

    Anyway - why one would compare oneself to a biscuit is beyond me but by all means people, indulge in your quasi-anthropomorphic biscuit fantasy.



    HEROIN RAPE BISCUITS FOR THE WIN.


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  • #181
    Irish Fire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Irish Fire


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    a Jaffa Cake


    A Jaffa Cake is not a biscuit :) (believe it or not........)


  • #182
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Irish Fire wrote: »
    A Jaffa Cake is not a biscuit :) (believe it or not........)


    well said i have had to correct those jaffa fools since the beginning


  • #183
    Irish Fire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Irish Fire


    macroboy wrote: »
    well said i have had to correct those jaffa fools since the beginning


    And the court case to prove it....... :)


  • #184
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    If I could be any biscuit, I'd be a caramel digestive. :cool:


  • #185
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    A penguin.


  • #186
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Ickle Magoo wrote: »
    If I could be any biscuit, I'd be a caramel digestive. :cool:


    first of the sticky diggies..welcome sticky one.


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  • #187
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Gunsfortoys wrote: »
    A penguin.


    OK EVERYONE KEEP CALM.

    You sir, need help.

    ok

    The only biscuit that has a picture of the thing he wants to be on his wrapper.

    Completely fcuked up.

    And dont bring Animals into it.....they are shaped like animals.

    Please see your local doctor .


  • #188
    merlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭merlie


    One of those McVities Gold Biscuits!


  • #189
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    merlie wrote: »
    One of those McVities Gold Biscuits!


    indeed a mcvities gold..doesnt care what she is,just knows shes loaded..
    all fur coat and no knickers...but the lads love her.


  • #190
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Any suggestions as to what biscuit SANDMAN PORTO is??????


    im thinking a a crawfords shortbread, the catholic biscuit,always ready to be served ,never wanting to praised,just going about his good little ways,with helping the children....yes the children..;)


  • #191
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    From the ones on the list, I gotta go with TimTam. A timtam, like the perfect woman, is smooth, chocolatey and highly dippable in tea. Om nom nom.....


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  • #192
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    KnifeWRENCH wrote: »
    From the ones on the list, I gotta go with TimTam. A timtam, like the perfect woman, is smooth, chocolatey and highly dippable in tea. Om nom nom.....


    welcome oh tamness....grrrrrrr


  • #193
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What is this tam tam you speak of?

    *googley woogley*


  • #194
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    What is this tam tam you speak of?

    *googley woogley*


    WELL HERE IS a tim tam woman ..sucking tea through her timtam...
    baaaaaaaddddaaaa binggggg!


  • #195
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Garibaldi.

    Plain initially, but a little bit fruity ;)


  • #196
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Mr. Presentable wrote: »
    Garibaldi.

    Plain initially, but a little bit fruity ;)


    indeed ,and the ifirstfruityfellow weve had ..good at dipping too..always reliably left in the tin...never run out of the baldys


  • #197
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    can't believe fúcking teacakes are currently 2nd on here. urrrrgh...



    i thought only grannies and toddlers liked em, to rasp on where's the biscuit in that?! jaffa cakes must feel hard done by


  • #198
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    can't believe fúcking teacakes are currently 2nd on here. urrrrgh...



    i thought only grannies and toddlers liked em, to rasp on where's the biscuit in that?! jaffa cakes must feel hard done by

    well i would marry a tea cake..and AS I HAVE SAID B4

    FCUKING JAFFAS ARE NOT BISCUITS.

    ok
    :)


  • #199
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    macroboy wrote: »
    well i would marry a tea cake..and AS I HAVE SAID B4

    FCUKING JAFFAS ARE NOT BISCUITS.

    ok
    :)

    It's a VAT thing!


  • #200
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    200 posts?!

    Arsebiscuits!


  • #201
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    macroboy wrote: »
    ok
    :)
    ok. :confused:

    here, why is there no biscuit in teacakes? cos anonoboy takes the biscuit haaaaa.... .


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