WHAT BISCUIT WOULD YOU BE??

FTGFOP

Hang on, why has the poll not been graced my the malty splendour of the Rich Tea biscuit? Shenanigans!

macroboy

FTGFOP wrote: »

200 posts?!

Arsebiscuits!

crumbly? flakey ? spotty? what is the consistency of an arse biscuit?

never heard of them.

macroboy

FTGFOP wrote: »

Hang on, why has the poll not been graced my the malty splendour of the Rich Tea biscuit? Shenanigans!

what sort of fcuking fool would marry a rich tea?

macroboy

Star Bingo wrote: »

ok.

here, why is there no biscuit in teacakes? cos anonoboy takes the biscuit haaaaa.... .

Tea cakes...have a biscuit bottom i will have you know.

Star Bingo

they hardly have le crunch though; do they - mr. squishy biscuits

FTGFOP

hotheadedboy wrote: »

what sort of fcuking fool would marry a rich tea?

I ain't sayin' I'm a goldigga... but I will admit to liking tea.

...and steady on with your tone, please.

efb

if (sic) Teacakes were a gay biscuits, they prob would be a bottom biscuits! (with their bubble butt cheek)

Star Bingo

trolls vote teacake - not a hope in hell dos the 5-55 agegroup like tea cakes. as biscuits, at that.

Star Bingo

i'd sooner eat an atari jaguar is that what teacake represents?

Novella

I'd be Party Rings! Just because.

FTGFOP

macroboy wrote: »

FTGFOP wrote: »

Arsebiscuits!

crumbly? flakey ? spotty? what is the consistency of an arse biscuit?

never heard of them.

It greatly depends on diet.

Novella wrote: »

Party Rings!

That just took me back to childhood. Wow. I'd forgotten about those. *wells up*

Star Bingo

Novella wrote: »

I'd be Party Rings! Just because.

eek. i hope that dan's not about..

wurzlitzer

I see mc vities have an ad-ver-tis-ment for VIP biscuits


Is there biscuit royalty and if there is what biscuit royalty would be barred from a dip in your cup of tea?

In the poll there is tam-tams?
Where is the Ginger nuts!
Had to vote for Jammy dodgers my second favourite

deise go deo

Just a quick question to all you Biscuity people.

NICE Biscuits


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Is it pronounced nice Biscuit(As in Nice person)

Or

Nice Biscuit (as in the Place in France)








*This has caused several rows in my flat.

jackiebaron

Can I be a Mars Bar?

That way I can go up Marianne Faithfull's fanny.

LambsEye

deise go deo wrote: »

Just a quick question to all you Biscuity people.

NICE Biscuits


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Is it pronounced nice Biscuit(As in Nice person)

Or

Nice Biscuit (as in the Place in France)








*This has caused several rows in my flat.

NICE, rhyming with ICE. Always. Because that's what they are. They're just nice. Just nice biscuits. Not amazing, not awful. Nice.

efb

It's nice like the city

KnifeWRENCH

macroboy wrote: »

what sort of fcuking fool would marry a rich tea?

You're telling me you wouldn't marry this?

/swoon

Novella wrote: »

I'd be Party Rings! Just because.

Party Rings are awesome music festival food. I learned this at Electric Picnic last year.

deise go deo wrote: »

Is it pronounced nice Biscuit(As in Nice person)

Or

Nice Biscuit (as in the Place in France)

It's pronounced like the city, I think. That's the way I was taught to say it, anyway. 'Twas far from "nice" biscuits I was rared!

bradlente

Where the **** is bourbon OP?

Gummy Panda

Gummy Panda wrote: »

a Jaffa Cake

What, a gay one of these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtPgr94VYA4

Coriolanus

Where the fúck is my ginger nuts.

i-digress

Why are ALL viscounts out? I can understand shunning the orange flavoured ones, they're horrible, but the mint ones? I love them.

I'd be a mint viscount or a bourbon. Either way, I'm not cool enough to be in Macroboy's gang

Metallitroll

yeah! digress like a tigress! sock it to em. demand a better biscuit

Nevore wrote: »

Where the fúck is my ginger nuts.

.. point. Makikomiii...

macroboy

FTGFOP wrote: »

I ain't sayin' I'm a goldigga... but I will admit to liking tea.

...and steady on with your tone, please.

ah yes..needs the steady tone of the rich tea..ic

macroboy

efb wrote: »

if (sic) Teacakes were a gay biscuits, they prob would be a bottom biscuits! (with their bubble butt cheek)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...issues..ic

macroboy

wurzlitzer wrote: »

I see mc vities have an ad-ver-tis-ment for VIP biscuits


Is there biscuit royalty and if there is what biscuit royalty would be barred from a dip in your cup of tea?

In the poll there is tam-tams?
Where is the Ginger nuts!
Had to vote for Jammy dodgers my second favourite

well,apart form other ginger nuts..who would marry a ginger nut??
seriously now..

macroboy

jackiebaron wrote: »

Can I be a Mars Bar?

That way I can go up Marianne Faithfull's fanny.

no

macroboy

bradlente wrote: »

Where the **** is bourbon OP?

in prison ,with the rest of the ones who were caught..

either that or out begging..

now for your own good,dont be hanging around with that sort

macroboy

Nevore wrote: »

Where the fúck is my ginger nuts.

under that ginger blanket of yours...look no one would marry a ginger nut ..we all know that

macroboy

i-digress wrote: »

Why are ALL viscounts out? I can understand shunning the orange flavoured ones, they're horrible, but the mint ones? I love them.

I'd be a mint viscount or a bourbon. Either way, I'm not cool enough to be in Macroboy's gang

NO YOU ARE NOT...

CALM PEOPLE CALM...VISCOUNT ALERT VISCOUNT FFS ALERT..

YES ITS A REAL ONE.

OK STEP AWAY FROM THE BISCUIT TIN..!!!


some nerve this guy.

PingPing

Remember those teeny tiny little shortbread disks with the hard icing whip bit on the top? You'd get 7 or 8 of the little feckers in a bag, and be deeply upset when one of the icing bits was deformed or snapped off before you got to it? Okay, maybe you wouldn't, but I would. I wasn't keen on the pink ones - there was something in the colouring of the icing bit that messed with the melty sugary goodness. But the white ones were fricking amazing.

A white iced gem. *nods once* You betcha.
Sweet, and small, frequently found in groups of disappointing wannabes.

i-digress

macroboy wrote: »

NO YOU ARE NOT...

some nerve this guy.

I'm actually a woman, and I AM a mint viscount. What's wrong with mint viscounts?

macroboy

PingPing wrote: »

Remember those teeny tiny little shortbread disks with the hard icing whip bit on the top? You'd get 7 or 8 of the little feckers in a bag, and be deeply upset when one of the icing bits was deformed or snapped off before you got to it? Okay, maybe you wouldn't, but I would. I wasn't keen on the pink ones - there was something in the colouring of the icing bit that messed with the melty sugary goodness. But the white ones were fricking amazing.

A white iced gem. *nods once* You betcha.
Sweet, and small, frequently found in groups of disappointing wannabes.

indeeed i do remember those liitle sugar filled babies..
but unlike yourself,i hated them.
sorry about that.
if you are one ,good luck to you,its a big bad world out there ..
but at least you will never be dunked.

macroboy

i-digress wrote: »

I'm actually a woman, and I AM a mint viscount. What's wrong with mint viscounts?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH:eek::eek::eek::eek:

A WOMAN VISCOUNT...


AAAAAAHHHHHHH:eek::eek::eek:

ok ok,,,calm down.



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH:eek::eek:

PingPing

macroboy wrote: »

if you are one ,good luck to you,its a big bad world out there ..

Thanks very much, I'll watch my back

but at least you will never be dunked.

Hell to the no, I'd mess up the tea for sure!

macroboy

PingPing wrote: »

Thanks very much, I'll watch my back

Hell to the no, I'd mess up the tea for sure!

if wondering what the said lovely liitle girl is liking herself to..

the one on top of the first guy..

macroboy

I C ...they havent closed this thread..

isnt that amazing..

carry on this higly sensible thread please people ..

suicide_circus

macroboy wrote: »

A WOMAN VISCOUNT...

A Viscun.t ??

macroboy

suicide_circus wrote: »

A Viscun.t ??

well..


most likely.

ChopShop

The odd one left at the end of the selection box, nobody wants anything to do with it because it leaves a bitter aftertaste long after it should be gone.

Coriolanus

macroboy wrote: »

under that ginger blanket of yours...look no one would marry a ginger nut ..we all know that

Was the whole thread a metaphor?

wurzlitzer

OMG

this is turning into a bicuit insult thread!:D

remember the animal iced biscuits what were they called?

macroboy

Nevore wrote: »

Was the whole thread a metaphor?

mmmm..ok

the question ...is what biscuit would you be?

ok

then ..the poll is.... what biscuit would you marry?

ok.

ok
(ffs)

gingernut79

I'd be a gingernut!

macroboy

wurzlitzer wrote: »

OMG

this is turning into a bicuit insult thread!:D

remember the animal iced biscuits what were they called?

well they were called ..




but never tasted them..gladly

wurzlitzer

I have changed my mind

I would marry toffy pop

since reading this thread this evening
I have had a twix, finished off a packet of cadburys caramel biscuits

I will be making myself another cup of tea and I will have myself some chocolate digestives:)

happy days
biscuits are the perfect hangover snack

Blazer

Chocolate hobnobs are only for scummy lowerclass.
Cultured people eat only the ordinary hobnobs with a glass of fresh cold milk.

squeakyduck

Mikado....or a hobnob.....I chose mikado first though!:D

macroboy

wurzlitzer wrote: »

I have changed my mind

I would marry toffy pop

since reading this thread this evening
I have had a twix, finished off a packet of cadburys caramel biscuits

I will be making myself another cup of tea and I will have myself some chocolate digestives:)

happy days
biscuits are the perfect hangover snack

as would half of ireland it seems..toffepops ..nahhhhh

i would marry a tea cake ...you must remebr what you are aswell.

i am a choco kimberly ..see

LambsEye

What the shit!!! Kimberely has a new ad out for their biccies. I'm absolutely mental.