WHAT BISCUIT WOULD YOU BE??

macroboy · 22-03-2011 7:46pm

wurzlitzer wrote: »

are they not a cousin of the teacake?

nooooooo ...nevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveer..

anywho:)

macroboy · 22-03-2011 7:48pm

wurzlitzer wrote: »

thinks that them

sorta starry shaped...

I have no biscuits in the house at the mo
I finished off the choco digestives yesterday...

Since I started following this thread, I have started seeing many biscuits on a casual basis
there has been cadbuy's caramel biscuits
twix ( i know they are a bar, but i am a swinger)
Jammy dodgers
Jaffa Cakes
Chocolate digestives

I was thinking of buying some gingernuts but not ready to settle down yet

what biscuit will I see this evening biscuit lovers!

THAAAAATS the spirit wur...go wan ya gooood thang..;)

macroboy · 22-03-2011 7:57pm

macroboy wrote: »

OK seeing as i have seem to left out the option to marry a ginger nut,who would want to i dont know,but i have received complaints from ginger fans.

I would put them at about 6 or 7 votes.
if you want to add...add one here..then quote etcetc..

I really didnt think they were that popular..

anywhoo...crumble on folks

just keeping this in view incase giners think there is discrimination.

lol

macroboy · 22-03-2011 8:11pm

where are the girl tea cakes????

macroboy · 26-03-2011 3:56pm

macroboy wrote: »

where are the girl tea cakes????

still wondering..

anyway..if anyone can confirm the rumours that figrolls maybe going choco..pls let me know..
i have wnated this for yers ,and if the y do ..i say will rival tooffepop..

Fremen · 26-03-2011 4:03pm

Kimberly Mikado.

I'm often told I look like a bit of a c*nt.

macroboy · 26-03-2011 4:05pm

Fremen wrote: »

Kimberly Mikado.

I'm often told I like like a bit of a c*nt.

ic..im looking for the connection but ok..ahh look like ok..

Witchie · 28-03-2011 2:08am

A double stuffed oreo....absolutely devine. Nicest biscuit on the planet.

OutlawPete · 28-03-2011 3:20am

Fruit Shortcake.

Sweet .. but also a little bit fruity.

macroboy · 28-03-2011 3:16pm

OutlawPete wrote: »

Fruit Shortcake.

Sweet .. but also a little bit fruity.

a fruit shortie???

macroboy · 28-03-2011 5:04pm

just incase there are any newbies out there..

i am a kimberly...choco kimberly.

looking for a female tea cake

OutlawPete · 28-03-2011 5:28pm

macroboy wrote: »

a fruit shortie???

There's no need for abuse .. I'm 5 9" :mad:

macroboy · 28-03-2011 5:41pm

OutlawPete wrote: »

There's no need for abuse .. I'm 5 9" :mad:

just wondering about the name ...you mean those sugary skinny little devils..ic

AskMyChocolate · 28-03-2011 5:41pm

I'm a Carr's Table Water. Poor as fook, as all the income from the estate goes on heating the old pile. Happily married to another Carr's Table water for the last thirty years. Get along well with most other biscuits but can't stand those Viscount chappies. New money. Always fancy I can smell the shop anytime I meet one.

macroboy · 28-03-2011 5:46pm

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I'm a Carr's Table Water. Poor as fook, as all the income from the estate goes on heating the old pile. Happily married to another Carr's Table water for the last thirty years. Get along well with most other biscuits but can't stand those Viscount chappies. New money. Always fancy I can smell the shop anytime I meet one.

indeeed...aalways need to butter you guys up..infaact

are you not a CRACKER?

i must investigate.

OutlawPete · 28-03-2011 5:55pm

macroboy wrote: »

just wondering about the name ...you mean those sugary skinny little devils..ic

Thems the one's.

So addictive, but yet surprisingly satisfying is what the ladies say about me and that kinda sums up those biscuits too

macroboy · 28-03-2011 5:59pm

OutlawPete wrote: »

Thems the one's.

So addictive, but yet surprisingly satisfying is what the ladies say about me and that kinda sums up those biscuits too

true ,but if i remember correctly from the adds in the 80s,didnt an old man have a liking for you guys...he had a magnifying glass,an old jeweller he was.

scariest guy ever in an add.

PeterIanStaker · 28-03-2011 6:01pm

No option for Choc Chip cookie?

AskMyChocolate · 28-03-2011 6:08pm

macroboy wrote: »

indeeed...aalways need to butter you guys up..infaact

are you not a CRACKER?

i must investigate.

An absolute cracker. Good of you to say so old bean.

macroboy · 28-03-2011 6:13pm

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

No option for Choc Chip cookie?

well you are the first..but would you really marry a choc chip cookie?
a bit like marrying a rich te..
but ok...thats vote number 1 for choco chip cookies.

PeterIanStaker · 28-03-2011 6:22pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJr9ekTf0xc

macroboy · 28-03-2011 6:22pm

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

An absolute cracker. Good of you to say so old bean.

Just as i thought...a compliment hungry water cracker..but happy for you you met a male one..those guys are thin on the ground so to speak.

BUT YOU AINT NO BISCUIT CRACKERJACK,

now get going with your unsweet self.;)

Ghost Buster · 28-03-2011 8:01pm

Sea Biscuit. Im a horse of a young fella:)

macroboy · 29-03-2011 5:43pm

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Sea Biscuit. Im a horse of a young fella:)

thats another sea biscuit ic..

jack157 · 29-03-2011 5:52pm

Anyone else sometimes put butter on rich tea biscuits?

efb · 29-03-2011 5:55pm

Right that's it! I'm having a civil partnership with mr teacake! I'm prob a boring digestive but can wait to get his chocolate on my biscuit!

macroboy · 29-03-2011 9:24pm

jack157 wrote: »

Anyone else sometimes put butter on rich tea biscuits?

sometimes???:eek::eek::eek::eek:

All the time..there isnt any other way you can eat those boring oldtimers..well nutella is better ..and chesse ..

macroboy · 29-03-2011 9:26pm

efb wrote: »

Right that's it! I'm having a civil partnership with mr teacake! I'm prob a boring digestive but can wait to get his chocolate on my biscuit!

very cute..but who is mr teacake??

there hasnt been one in here...i myself am a choc kimberly looking for a female teacake..

but i wish you well...maybe i could get with his sister.

efb · 29-03-2011 9:28pm

He's a cute bubble butt bikkie that plays scrum half for the local rugby team

his sister's a bit chunky, no?

macroboy · 29-03-2011 10:07pm

efb wrote: »

He's a cute bubble butt bikkie that plays scrum half for the local rugby team

his sister's a bit chunky, no?

lol ...no...chunky only works with choc chip cookies from m and s.

macroboy · 29-03-2011 10:28pm

btw...if anyone has seen or heard from an elite ,let me know ..really can never get with those guys..a bit to smooth for my liking

macroboy · 30-03-2011 9:57pm

crumble on bisquits!

Rubberlegs · 30-03-2011 11:00pm

I'd be a Maryland chocolate chip cookie, small and sweet and can fit in your mouth in one go:D. ( Noticed with delight, whilst shopping today that there is now a chunky version of them. Yay!!!!!)

howardmarks · 30-03-2011 11:30pm

guess id be a chocolate finger

macroboy · 31-03-2011 9:53pm

73Cat wrote: »

I'd be a Maryland chocolate chip cookie, small and sweet and can fit in your mouth in one go:D. ( Noticed with delight, whilst shopping today that there is now a chunky version of them. Yay!!!!!)

well yes but a tad beaten down dont you think??

macroboy · 31-03-2011 9:54pm

howardmarks wrote: »

guess id be a chocolate finger

mmmm suckable

MsJenjers · 01-04-2011 5:27pm

73Cat wrote: »

I'd be a Maryland chocolate chip cookie, small and sweet and can fit in your mouth in one go:D. ( Noticed with delight, whilst shopping today that there is now a chunky version of them. Yay!!!!!)

Yum XD

macroboy · 01-04-2011 9:15pm

MsJenjers wrote: »

Yum XD

LOOOOOVE AT LASSST!!

macroboy · 02-04-2011 2:39pm

i just ate a lidl milk choc digestive...she enjoyed it...i m not sure i did.

Rubberlegs · 05-04-2011 12:31pm

macroboy wrote: »

well yes but a tad beaten down dont you think??

!

IamtheWalrus · 05-04-2011 12:33pm

Mods, do us a favour and ban these types of threads. They makes us boardsies look primitive.

Kimono-Girl · 05-04-2011 12:34pm

i've changed my mind i would be a chocolate covered mikado!

Sarky · 05-04-2011 11:29pm

Custard creams are the epitome of biscosity. Other biscuits gather round tables in dark taverns and tell stories about the legendary exploits of the Custard Cream.

I would marry the sh*t out of a custard cream.

wurzlitzer · 05-04-2011 11:56pm

whoa Macroboy!

This thread still rolling out the biccies!

I have been mostly eating nice & digestives (it's like jessies diets from the fast show)

I have been half a dozen gingernuts in one sitting at least once a week...still my number one munch

So We are still marrying biscuits, and not eating them right?
So I have changed my mind will not be marrying toffy pops no longer the engagement is off...he is just too sticky

I have decided and it is just coz they look good (coz I am sooooooooo superficial and like all things artificial) I would marry a M and M cookie like the ones that you get in subway?

Are cookies biscuits? or cookies?

BTW had a fake Jaffa cake the other day...and I know they are your favourite macroboy

WHAT BISCUIT WOULD YOU BE??

Comments