Excuses for not going out?

Bruthal

macroboy wrote: »

father died of a heart attack is always a good one.

That happened to my uncle once, and he was fine afterwards.

Lorrrrraine

Aishae wrote: »

'i cant afford it' but id say that'd get a few remarks such as 'neither can i but im going - its paddies day!'
/QUOTE]

This. I hate this. I don't understand it, if you can't afford something then you can't afford it. Can't recall how many times friends have said it, namely because I've either gone into a red hot rant straight after or swiftly changed topic.

Chuck Stone

It's easier to just say 'yes' and then not turn up. Also you could ghost.

Ghosting:

The act of disapearing, without warning or excusing oneself, from a social gathering to avoid nagging.
Usually executed by pretending to go to the toilet and then leaving or 'Ghosting'

Ghosting: disappearing and reappearing unexpectedly when one chooses.


I used to do it all the time.

tdv123

" If I go out on St.Patricks Day theres a 75% chance I'll die."

Balfie

''if I wanted a night out with a load of drunken hooligans causing trouble I'd have Moved to Limerick''

:pac:

Seaneh

Just say you have a dose of the sh!ts and every time you try to eat/drink something it runs straight through you...
You've been on the bowl for hours and in serious pain. Really sorry, must be the IBS playing up again.

Got me out of work a few times a year when I was a lazy sod


And I've never had issues with IBS




:-D

Console

Best excuse is I am not in the humor to go out.


Why say "im out of money" , "got to get up early in the morning" etc. You'll just come off as giving any old excuse. Least if you say not bothered it leaves a whole list of reasons open to why you are not willing to go out.

s3129

Tell them you've your grandmothers mass out the country at 7 and you'll try get lift in to town after and meet them out.

Then you can say you can't get a lift in because everyone is drinking and a taxi would be too much seeing as its so far out the country. So your stuck out the country until your parents decide to leave to go home, at your aunts house drinking tea and playing with the younger cousins and IT SUCKS.



Always works for me.

Irish Guitarist

Tell them you have chlorophobia.

syklops

fabbydabby wrote: »

'I have to identify a body at the morgue.'

That is actually a pretty good way of identifying friends over drinking buddies. A friend will say "Seriously? Do you want me to come with you?". A drinking buddy will say "Oh right. Well another night then".

Pauleta

Seaneh wrote: »

Just say you have a dose of the sh!ts and every time you try to eat/drink something it runs straight through you...
You've been on the bowl for hours and in serious pain. Really sorry, must be the IBS playing up again.

Got me out of work a few times a year when I was a lazy sod


And I've never had issues with IBS


:-D

That was my get off school excuse

rainbowdrop

wiger toods wrote: »

Pace2008 wrote: »

The next step is to say "No, seriously, I'm not heading out." No one's going to pull you out of your gaf.[/QUOTE]
You'd think that would be the case, wouldnt you?
A couple of months back a couple of the lads kept txtn, then ringing to get me to go out. There was no special occasion that night ie. 21st, stag night, bla bla bla. I kept repeating myself til i was blue in the face (that i wasnt going out that night) and so they actually came to my house and wouldnt leave until i gave in, which i ended up doing in the end. :pac: Turned out to be a cracker of a night though.
Their a bit pushy tbh.

Sounds like my friends:D. Told them I wasn't going out one night, conversation went like this:

Me: I'm not going out, can't be bothered (x20)

Friends: We'll come up to the house and MAKE you go out

Me: If ye do, I won't answer the door

Friends: We'll pull you out through the letterbox if we have to, your going out. You've no choice in the matter.


Ended up going out and having a great night!!

this is arse

jc2008 wrote: »

Do you have any excuses that you like to use when you don't feel like going out? I know if I try the "I don't feel like it" I'll hear torrents of "Ah sure come on, it'll be good craic", etc.

st. patrick was a homosexual

jackiebaron

Go on away out, ta feck, and stop being such a stick in the mud. One day you'll wake up and you'll be fifty and you'll regret all the chances of shagging a slapper that you passed up.

Akrasia

Invite them over to your house for some pre pub drinks, and then answer the door naked

listermint

rainbowdrop wrote: »

wiger toods wrote: »

Sounds like my friends:D. Told them I wasn't going out one night, conversation went like this:

Me: I'm not going out, can't be bothered (x20)

Friends: We'll come up to the house and MAKE you go out

Me: If ye do, I won't answer the door

Friends: We'll pull you out through the letterbox if we have to, your going out. You've no choice in the matter.


Ended up going out and having a great night!!

This tends to be the case, Its the not in the mood but dragged out nights which end up great.

Lifes short, sure you spend most of your time in, why not spend some of it out.



Also ive never once had any trouble what so ever on St Patricks day in my life. There is a terrible depressing attitude here and negative vibe thats pushed around it.

There is plenty of non alcohol related things to do on the day. Any alot of people have put huge effort and time into organising events so get out there and enjoy yourself. Christ life is short, you'll only realise that when your put in a situation where it becomes blatantly obvious.

cosanostra

Just go out problem solved! seriously though u'l prob have a great night and if ya don't just get plastered then you wont remember any of it!

On the other side of the fence a good excuse is the truth say you don't like the nightclub scene if you keep making silly excuses they will stop asking you to go out and before you know it u'l have no mates but they might come up with doing something during the day instead!

Still think the 1st suggestion is the best tho go out and have a bit of fun your only 18

dolphin city

just say no.

Why do you need an excuse.

If you do insist on making an excuse, tell them you cannot go out because you will be reading a book you just purchased called "learning how to say no"

doncarlos

lifelongnoob wrote: »

ya shouldnt really be marrying your cousins...its just not good for the gene pool

Would he not only have one grandmother if that was the case??

My money goes to three places

One: bus fare to work.

Two: Food at work

Three: My "I'm off to Canada so long suckers" fund.

Ohhhhh Cannnnadaaaaaaaa............

jc2008

Have been feeling tired all morning today - even more reason not to go out! Anyone else not going out tonight? Anyone have any other excuses!?

Not sure being sick is a valid one because I'll be giving blood tomorrow evening so from being too sick to go out to suddenly good enough to donate blood (which you can't do while sick) will seem odd!

COYW

jc2008 wrote: »

Have been feeling tired all morning today - even more reason not to go out! Anyone else not going out tonight? Anyone have any other excuses!?

Same boat. Was out last night, nothing too wild but feeling wrecked. I have work in the morning, so i'm definitely staying in tonight.

Glico Man

I'm not going out. For one, I've only £30 to last me until my next grant payment, and secondly, I really can't be arsed. My housemates continue to harp on about "ah sure it's Paddy's Day, you have to go out" and "Ah come on, I've no money either and I'm going out". Feck em tbh. House all to myself for the next 6 or so hours, Hmmmm, what to do...

MagicSean

I dont have an excuse. i just dont want to have any dealings with the shower of **** that accumulate around towns and the city center at this time of year.