How long has it been lads,you can tell me.

grungepants

Im not talking about wang size.
For me its been one month.
How long has it been since you've bamboozled some yung wun into the bed?

steddyeddy

your ma ect ect

sunflower27

:rolleyes:

Oh_Noes

Sum Yung Wun with Flied Lice prease.

deathrider

grungepants wrote: »

wang size bamboozled some yung wun

All sounds kinda Chinese to me. Does it come with rice?

Rented Mule

Sounds like some people have missed out on the glory of Steak and BJ Day.

Biggins

About 16 hours.

Oh_Noes

deathrider wrote: »

All sounds kinda Chinese to me. Does it come with rice?

I heard on the radio the other day that back when Wang computers were big, if you rang their helpline for assistance they would answer by saying "Wang Care".

TheZohanS

grungepants wrote: »

Im not talking about wang size.
For me its been one month.
How long has it been since you've bamboozled some yung wun into the bed?

G/f didn't take you back then?

hondasam

grungepants wrote: »

Im not talking about wang size.
For me its been one month.
How long has it been since you've bamboozled some yung wun into the bed?

Is this a lads only question ?

Offy

Have you ever thought of buying a pet sheep?

deathrider

How come this thread is only asking guys? Is it through that girls don't have sex with anyone ever?... Or are they lying to me again?

stovelid

I used a long word when ordering a coffee just there and the young one did look bamboozled now that I think of it.

Stained Class

grungepants wrote: »

How long has it been since you've bamboozled some yung wun into the bed?

A Bamboozil stick??

Where do I get one o them?

This must be where I've been going wrong all these years....

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I quote Sinead O Conner

It's been seven hours and fifteen days

Star Bingo

grungepants wrote: »

Im not talking about wang size.
For me its been one month.

if gettn laid for the first time in years prompts one to pose this question, i'll duly lay off

cosmicfart

grungepants wrote: »

Im not talking about wang size.
For me its been one month.
How long has it been since you've bamboozled some yung wun into the bed?

Studmuffin eh grungepants? in me best macho tone oh voice, twas on the pull last week with da boyz yeah, met dis fine filly, think she was from Poland, or some place weird, got a few drink into us and then BANG back to me flat were I showd her some real Dublin sausage :pac:

FlutterinBantam

Have to admit I brought a bright glistening bell -end, with a good 'snas' of knob glaze on it to an eager Polish lass in the last 48 hrs.

Marzjetza Szezetzy I believe she was called, and had a nice plump gowler,dripping like a fcuked fridge, good sheen on her thighs from the minge brine.

Went conkers deep into her, but she baulked when I tried to 'turn her around'.

Not too keen on 'council ' action.:mad:


Any ,I digress, way too much information... way too much.........

desaparecidos

It's been probably two years.

/self-deprecation wankerage

Rented Mule

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I quote Sinead O Conner

That would explain the drought.

Feeona

cosmicfart wrote: »

Studmuffin eh grungepants? in me best macho tone oh voice, twas on the pull last week with da boyz yeah, met dis fine filly, think she was from Poland, or some place weird, got a few drink into us and then BANG back to me flat were I showd her some real Dublin sausage :pac:

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Have to admit I brought a bright glistening bell -end, with a good 'snas' of knob glaze on it to an eager Polish lass in the last 48 hrs.

Marzjetza Szezetzy I believe she was called, and had a nice plump gowler,dripping like a fcuked fridge, good sheen on her thighs from the minge brine.

Went conkers deep into her, but she baulked when I tried to 'turn her around'.

Not too keen on 'council ' action.:mad:


Any ,I digress, way too much information... way too much.........

Cosmicfart came first.

grungepants

Ah yea im taking it easy and no "the zohan" my ex girlfriend gee bag didnt take me back....idiot said she couldnt afford me.Its not couger town you big cultchy ****er.

/rant

And this isnt just for fella's

Ladies try and make us feel better by telling us how long its been since youve had a sweaty betty...

deathrider

Feeona wrote: »

Cosmicfart came first.

Which is why the ladies love him

Feeona

deathrider wrote: »

Which is why the ladies love him

you really don't understand women do you?

Dunny

grungepants wrote: »

Ah yea im taking it easy and no "the zohan" my ex girlfriend gee bag didnt take me back....idiot said she couldnt afford me.Its not couger town you big cultchy ****er.

/rant

And this isnt just for fella's

Ladies try and make us feel better by telling us how long its been since youve had a sweaty betty...

Great name.

eternal

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Have to admit I brought a bright glistening bell -end, with a good 'snas' of knob glaze on it to an eager Polish lass in the last 48 hrs.

Marzjetza Szezetzy I believe she was called, and had a nice plump gowler,dripping like a fcuked fridge, good sheen on her thighs from the minge brine.

Went conkers deep into her, but she baulked when I tried to 'turn her around'.

Not too keen on 'council ' action.:mad:


Any ,I digress, way too much information... way too much.........

Thats beyond disgusting.Glad it wasnt me.Not even sure if I believe it.sounds luke the pathetic wanderings of the sexually deprived.

grungepants

Dunny! wrote: »

Great name.

CHEERS!

Im gettin hammerd right now i dont know why im drinkin before paddys day but anyway you cant go wrong with a few 5.9% Desperadows!

AckwelFoley

A gentleman never tells


I however punctured the pussy last night...

wwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooyeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Pyr0

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Have to admit I brought a bright glistening bell -end, with a good 'snas' of knob glaze on it to an eager Polish lass in the last 48 hrs.

Marzjetza Szezetzy I believe she was called, and had a nice plump gowler,dripping like a fcuked fridge, good sheen on her thighs from the minge brine.

Went conkers deep into her, but she baulked when I tried to 'turn her around'.

Not too keen on 'council ' action.:mad:


Any ,I digress, way too much information... way too much.........

Where do you get all this vocab from?!

AckwelFoley

Pyr0 wrote: »

Where do you get all this vocab from?!

His heart.


James Joyce wrote Ulysses, a vulgar work in its day - alas, Flut will have to wait another 50 years before his work is fully appreciated

-Kenny-

Rented Mule wrote: »

Sounds like some people have missed out on the glory of Steak and BJ Day.

Best holiday ever invented

Morgan Freeman

Quite a while. It was on a cold night on the Louisiana bayou; stars in the sky, a warm smile on my face. I always thought of this moment since I was a young boy.

Red.

tan11ie

Maybe this would be a good investment

Star Bingo

tan11ie wrote: »

Maybe this would be a good investment

oh rlly

Knasher

Umm, what age am I now?

FesterBeatty

Does a **** count? If so then its been about 3 seconds.

Star Bingo

too long. sometimes it got so long; had to stuff it in my sock - chicks freak out they think its a snake. been like this my whole life..

Dunny

grungepants wrote: »

CHEERS!

Im gettin hammerd right now i dont know why im drinkin before paddys day but anyway you cant go wrong with a few 5.9% Desperadows!

Not yours ya tit.

questionmark?

Bout 4 hours and i want more NOW!

Feck it i knw i sdnt but gona av another ham an cheese sambo