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Offies not open till 4!!! Suggestions?

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  • 17-03-2011 11:29am
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    jcb1986
    Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭


    Offies not open till 4 today in Dublin. Agreement between offies and the gaurds, any suggestions??


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    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Buy your alcohol after four.


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    #3
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Go back in time and buy your drink yesterday like any sensible person.


    Or... this is crazy but stay with me... buy your drink at 4pm and just stay sober until then.


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    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    perhapse a few hours without alcohol or go to the pub.


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    blah
    Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭blah


    Reminds me of the Simpsons Paddy's day episode when Homer is standing outside Moes and says "Why isn't Moe here yet? It's 9am and I'm not even drunk yet!"


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    jcb1986
    Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭jcb1986


    not liking the suggestions FML


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    train to naas, buy a load of beer, train back
    should be back by 3.30-3.45 and then you can savour that extra 15 minutes drinking


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    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    jcb1986 wrote: »
    not liking the suggestions FML
    Judging by your username you're 24 or 25... try growing up maybe?


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    Cianos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    jcb1986 wrote: »
    Offies not open till 4 today in Dublin. Agreement between offies and the gaurds, any suggestions??

    Blame yourself and people like you ;)


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    Adyx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    Can't believe no one told the op to drink his own piss yet. :confused:


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,435 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Hop on aflight to somewhere in the UK, buy alcohol, fly back. If you go now, you'll be back by 4.

    Or drive up north, if that's an option.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Drink your own piss!:D


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    Jerichoholic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,585 ✭✭✭Jerichoholic


    Call AA and see if there are any meetings in your area.


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    wyndham
    Registered Users Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭wyndham


    Go to pub. They sell alcohol.


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    delta_bravo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,567 ✭✭✭delta_bravo


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3sY4t57qoI


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    NoDice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭NoDice


    Or if you're really desperate try a Chinese take away - cheap wine and they don't usually care!


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    gcgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭gcgirl


    Seriously can you survive a few hours with out it.
    I hate paddies day with a passion because it completely portrays irish people as drunks your average 14/15/16 yr old with their cans of Dutch gold thinking they're brill on the main St of my town.


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    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    CarrickMcJoe wrote: »
    Drink your own piss!:D
    off-licence-not-open-until-4-Better-drink-my-own-piss.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=bear-grylls


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    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    There's an off license in mulhuddart open now


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    chinguetti
    Registered Users Posts: 2,551 ✭✭✭chinguetti


    There's more to life than drink.


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    #21
    MyPeopleDrankTheSoup
    Registered Users Posts: 2,739 ✭✭✭MyPeopleDrankTheSoup


    what a bunch of judgemental losers on boards. can a law-abiding man not buy his booze when he wants? i rarely drink but it pisses me off that i can't buy booze when i want if i did decide to.


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    ahnowbrowncow
    Registered Users Posts: 2,573 ✭✭✭ahnowbrowncow


    georgiecasey wrote: »
    what a bunch of judgemental losers on boards. can a law-abiding man not buy his booze when he wants? i rarely drink but it pisses me off that i can't buy booze when i want if i did decide to.

    Why man, why? The thread is 3 years old, let it rest in peace.


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