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Restaurant Jerks

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  • #52
    NeedaNewName
    Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭NeedaNewName


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    Andrew Maxwell? Is that you?

    I was thinking more a person with the head of a pig.

    Like RTE anonymous but Internet stylie.


  • #53
    pvt6zh395dqbrj
    Closed Accounts Posts: 183 ✭✭pvt6zh395dqbrj


    cassid wrote: »
    If looking to utilise 2 at a table, you could always say a table for yourself and your friend "Harvey"- worked for Jimmy Stewart.

    One thing that I never liked was a time limit on your meal, you had 2 hours to eat all your food and then get out, depending on the company 2 hours could be an eternity but its the principle of taking your money and telling you how long to eat your food- I am a bit of a moan I know !


    Not a moan brother. You are part of a revolution. In our revolution, niceness is our currency, and politeness our bread and butter.

    The first place I went was to a different restaurant and they said they could give me a table but I'd have to eat my meal in less than an hour. No, thank you. I like to savour my food. I like to converse after every mouthful, I like to talk about my day. But more than that - I like to have several deserts as most deserts are nice.

    I will tell you this. If I had a can of pepsi, and that can of pepsi was my last can of pepsi. And there were two dogs of war fighting for this can. I would give my can of pepsi, my last can of pepsi to the guy who offered me a table and told me I had to eat in less than an hour. He was honest. And that is, above all else, my main gripe with the other dude.


  • #54
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Thread title is misleading

    (I thougt it was about dangerfapping)
    Danger Fap? Man, Danger Mouse seemed so innocent when I was a wee one...


  • #55
    al28283
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    Roman Scary Crap wrote: »
    I like to converse after every mouthful, I like to talk about my day.

    But... you said you were alone. Alone, in a restaurant, conversing with yourself, talking to yourself about your day, after every mouthful. After 18 hours of watching Prison Break??? I think you are not telling the truth about something


  • #56
    pvt6zh395dqbrj
    Closed Accounts Posts: 183 ✭✭pvt6zh395dqbrj


    al28283 wrote: »
    But... you said you were alone. Alone, in a restaurant, conversing with yourself, talking to yourself about your day, after every mouthful. After 18 hours of watching Prison Break??? I think you are not telling the truth about something


    I like to form opinions and ideas out loud while I eat. I enjoy how and idea looks just before its fully formed. In the fore of your mind, shining like a guitar in the delta of the missippi. If I am alone while doing this. All the better. Some times I discuss the particulars of my day to myself. It helps my ideas form.

    I had a day off from work, so I spent it watching prison break. I had a cardboard cut out of Michael Schofield with me but that is only because I had collected it just before I went to the restaurant. From now on it gaurds my bedroom doorway.


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