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If you had a penis, what would you call it?

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    #62
    littlemis
    Registered Users Posts: 430 ✭✭littlemis


    I don't personally have one,but I call my husbands "the BASILISK"


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    #63
    Rabble Rabble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,367 ✭✭✭Rabble Rabble


    Mr. Big


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    #64
    STIG83
    Registered Users Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭STIG83


    It like an extra leg, so i call it the tripod.


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    #65
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    little tigger


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    #66
    yuloni
    Registered Users Posts: 2,040 ✭✭✭yuloni


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    #67
    chughes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    The bishop.


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    #68
    x in the city
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭x in the city


    PK2008 wrote: »
    If you had a penis, what would you call it?

    Mr.Whitehouse


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    #69
    Colmo52
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Colmo52


    The bandwagon. So chicks can jump on it.


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    #70
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Needle dick.


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    #71
    lolie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,360 ✭✭✭lolie


    PK2008 wrote: »
    If you had a penis, what would you call it?

    I dont need to call it

    its up b4 me most mornings;)


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    #72
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    cheeseneck


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    #73
    bigmouth writes again
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭bigmouth writes again


    sometimes my cock gets blown out of proportion

    these are the times i refer to it as..

    Danzig's ego

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYrbttzKcSo


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    #74
    vampire of kilmainham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    the big laboski:D:D


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    #75
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    The Little Outlaw.


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    #76
    wandatowell
    Registered Users Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    bigmouth writes again wrote: »
    sometimes my cock gets blown out of proportion

    these are the times i refer to it as..

    Danzig's ego

    and do you scream "MOTHER!!!! just as you cum?


    and as for my penis I named him Bacteria Boy


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    #77
    bigmouth writes again
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭bigmouth writes again


    hahahaa...

    Mother! tell your children not to hold my hand.


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    #78
    ascanbe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    I have a penis; i call it Johnson.
    I call the two fellas in the sack beneath it Mooney and O'Brien.
    At least for the sake of this thread i do..


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    #79
    fikay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 251 ✭✭fikay


    It's so long since my spunk chute has seen frequent action that I call it Owen Hargreves. Sure, he gets a run around every now and again but usually limps off after 15 minutes


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    #80
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Hostile Area Insertion Operative

    HAIOOOO.........

    Edit: Just to be clear I have one, and an able young gentlemanly veteran he (yes "he", not "it", much like a ship is always "she") is.


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    #81
    pablo-jericho
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭pablo-jericho


    Heimlich


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    #82
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    martin


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    #83
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    The Little Outlaw.

    missed one there, I would have said billy the jizz


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    #84
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Er...my manvadge. Madge for short. Madgegantic for long.


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    #85
    d.anthony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭d.anthony


    Conan the cúnt Destroyer


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    #86
    pablo-jericho
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭pablo-jericho


    fikay wrote: »
    It's so long since my spunk chute has seen frequent action that I call it Owen Hargreves. Sure, he gets a run around every now and again but usually limps off after 15 minutes

    Genius!


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    #87
    Asphyxia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    Grand master ram rod :cool:


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    #88
    man.about.town
    Registered Users Posts: 312 ✭✭man.about.town


    jason bourne


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    #89
    Spore
    Registered Users Posts: 1,123 ✭✭✭Spore


    The purple wand and hairy sack of magic*







    *Said in the voice of goat-boy, if you know Bill Hicks you'll know what I'm talking about


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    #90
    WalterMitty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭WalterMitty


    Dr Hyman Shredder .


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    #91
    entropi
    Registered Users Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    It's already been named by a woman, but I'm not sharing that:pac:


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