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If you had a penis, what would you call it?

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#92 26-03-2011 4:02pm
Panda General

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Popeye;)

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#93 26-03-2011 4:48pm
dr gonzo

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littlemis wrote: »

I don't personally have one,but I call my husbands "the BASILISK"

If you look it in the eye you turn to stone...?

Mine is the telescopic baton

...microscopic

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#94 26-03-2011 5:15pm
WolfForager

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Gold Digger

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#95 27-03-2011 4:04am
man.about.town

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Russell the one eyed wonder muscle

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#96 27-03-2011 4:09am
Laisurg

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Boeing 747

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#97 27-03-2011 4:09am
ricero

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I call it the octagon but I also name my testees to. My left is called James westfall and my right dr.ke Kenneth nosewater and if you ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang :rolleyes:

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#98 27-03-2011 4:14am
thee glitz

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Jim

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#99 27-03-2011 4:15am
ottostreet

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The Flubbermuncher.

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#100 27-03-2011 4:16am
this is arse

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my wibbly wobbly wonder or Bertie

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#101 27-03-2011 12:25pm
[Rasta]

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Mines always been black mamba or anaconda

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#102 27-03-2011 12:53pm
jimmynokia

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[Rasta] wrote: »

Mines always been black mamba or anaconda

self praise is no praise LOL:D

DYNOROD

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#103 27-03-2011 3:53pm
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Why is the vagina one still in After Hours? Blatant favouritism, tbh

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#104 29-03-2011 7:55pm
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pablo-jericho wrote: »

Heimlich

Coz if you give it a quick jerk, it spits?

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#105 29-03-2011 9:17pm
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Wine-gums.

"Wine yer gums round that love"

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