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HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND

nialldeman · 2011-03-27 01:19:54

hello guys names niall i really like this girl i mean i really like her on a scale of 1 to 10 of how much i like her its a definite 10 easy how do i get her to like me? HOBBIES AND INTERESTS: 17th century poetry long walks on the beach countdown some light reading so all advice is welcome sincerely nialldeman

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27-03-2011 2:19am

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nialldeman

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hello guys names niall
i really like this girl i mean i really like her on a scale of 1 to 10 of how much i like her its a definite 10 easy
how do i get her to like me?

HOBBIES AND INTERESTS:
17th century poetry
long walks on the beach
countdown
some light reading

so all advice is welcome

sincerely nialldeman

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#2 27-03-2011 2:23am
Slow Show

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Oh wow...

Ah nostalgia...<3

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#3 27-03-2011 2:24am
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Deja vu..

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#4 27-03-2011 2:24am
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Go and ask her father if she is for sale

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#5 27-03-2011 2:24am
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Did you ever figure out how to make a decent cuppa tea?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055860584

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#6 27-03-2011 2:26am
nialldeman

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please people advice is needed
not uselewss information

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#7 27-03-2011 2:27am
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Make her a cup of tea Niall.

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#8 27-03-2011 2:28am
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try talking to her.

befriending her would be a start!

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#9 27-03-2011 2:28am
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once you've mastered the tea thingy all will fall into place.

can take years mind

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#10 27-03-2011 2:30am
nialldeman

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ppl wa if there is a girl
i ccant use this information

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#11 27-03-2011 2:32am
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Niall, i'll let you into a secret.
Be nice to her.
The rule 'keep them keen treat them mean is bull****.'
Just be nice and talk to her.
If she likes you back you are in.
If she doesn't there's nothing else you can do

Good luck kid:D

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#12 27-03-2011 2:34am
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How about going on boards and asking a silly question for a laugh??????:eek:

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#13 27-03-2011 2:34am
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that is terrible advice if she hates me
there has to be another way

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#14 27-03-2011 2:34am
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Tell her a funny joke..

eg:
Q. Why did the tomato blush?

A. Because he saw the salad dressing

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#15 27-03-2011 2:35am
nialldeman

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im definitely telling er that

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#16 27-03-2011 2:38am
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<snip>

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#17 27-03-2011 2:39am
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nialldeman wrote: »

im definitely telling er that

She'll fall head over heels sure!

Have you tried texting her? Girls love getting texts out of the blue. Maybe say something really romantic like "I love your hair.. can I have some to clone you?" or like "I like the jumper your mom wore today.. I hope you look like her at 50"

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#18 27-03-2011 2:39am
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Noel2k9 wrote: »

Tell her a funny joke..

eg:
Q. Why did the tomato blush?

A. Because he saw the salad dressing

You sir, have won my fair heart.

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#19 27-03-2011 2:40am
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Noel2k9 wrote: »

Tell her a funny joke..

eg:
Q. Why did the tomato blush?

A. Because he saw the salad dressing

Or,

Q. What did one bean say to the other bean?
A. Hello bean!

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#20 27-03-2011 2:41am
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gotta say noel ure advice seems most likely to wrk im gonna try some of your lines

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#21 27-03-2011 2:43am
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I'd get rid of those hobbies and intrests for a start unless its an eighty year old you want. I reckon you are just having a laugh and looking for a reaction a type of trolling

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#22 27-03-2011 2:43am
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Did somebody say tea?

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#23 27-03-2011 2:43am
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Did you ever watch My Big Fat Gypsy wedding?

If you join their heritage, you can participate in a love-finding process called Grabbing.

You just go up to her and give her the shift regardless..

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#24 27-03-2011 2:43am
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nialldeman wrote: »

gotta say noel ure advice seems most likely to wrk im gonna try some of your lines

You obviously don't like her that much so. Fair enough

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#25 27-03-2011 2:44am
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earl grey?

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#26 27-03-2011 2:45am
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nialldeman wrote: »

gotta say noel ure advice seems most likely to wrk im gonna try some of your lines

That's grand.. I see you like 18th century poems so I'll write you a short one like.. Put it in a mother's day card for her.

Dear woman, I love you like a man loves tea,
Dear woman, Whenever I see you, I take a little pee,
Dear woman, I hope we'll have cute babies,
Dear woman, I've to inform you, I've got rabies.

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#27 27-03-2011 2:45am
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no
everyone
try 1 serious line
be serious
serious advice ok

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#28 27-03-2011 2:47am
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do you cometh here often:D

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#29 27-03-2011 2:48am
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Get your friends to set you two up. That's how everything works down here.

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#30 27-03-2011 2:50am
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Romance her with a line from The Tempest..

"There be some sports are painful, and their labor
Delight in them sets off; some kinds of baseness
Are nobly undergone; and most poor matters
Point to rich ends. This my mean task
Would be as heavy to me as odious, but
The mistress which I serve quickens what's dead
And makes my labors pleasures."

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#31 27-03-2011 2:56am
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OP, are you sure you want to have her as a girlfriend? Or do you just want to **** her?

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