Bear attacks

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hidinginthebush wrote: »

That's why I pay the homer tax!

You pay the home owner tax!!

Run_to_da_hills

I mentioned this before,

All Teddy Bears should be BANNED and made illegal to possess, sell or supply.

They give children the false presumption that bears and cubs are cute and cuddly creatures but when in reality they are most likely to tear their heads off should they come in contact with them.

Noo

The-Rigger wrote: »

Sex cauldren?

I thought they shut that place down

RichieC

Run away on a perfectly flat surface... bears hate that sh*t.

hardCopy

Everything is under control

bonzodog2

I forget which insurance company was running radio ads a while back mentioning bear attacks in the Cavan area; if you're up that way it might be worth checking :rolleyes:

Sunnyisland

Its cause were all hi bear nians..

Simi

'Bear Patrol steps up bombing campaign.'

Gunsfortoys

RichieC wrote: »

Run away on a perfectly flat surface... bears hate that sh*t.

Those are exactly my sentamoanies.

jebuz

I read somewhere that periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

AnonoMouse

Deutschlandfürimmer7 wrote: »

its Grylls, sorry. unless you plan on cooking the bear and need a grill? first the 'pork' tasting human meat and now this.

I meant bear grills. Grills you attach to your windows and doors to keep bears out.

I don't know what a grylls is.

Gummy Panda

RAWR!!!

*mauls OP*

antodeco

oh look, a poodle with a pink fluffy tail!! Here puff, heeeeere pufff!!

jamiedav2011

We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears.

bonzodog2

AnonoMouse wrote: »

I meant bear grills. Grills you attach to your windows and doors to keep bears out.

I don't know what a grylls is.

I usually try to avoid posting in PedanticSpellingNazi mode, but you're thinking of grilles

Some sort of cooking apparatus was what came to mind here first

AnonoMouse

bonzodog2 wrote: »

I usually try to avoid posting in PedanticSpellingNazi mode, but you're thinking of grilles

Some sort of cooking apparatus was what came to mind here first

And I too am wont to share my pedanticism with the world, but on this occasion I must point out that both spellings are actually correct, both grille and grill, when referring to a screen/divider/barrier type thingy.

Though I should have included the 'e' for clarity.

InTheTrees

I can't bear bare Bear Grills.

(I did it!!)

Saila

you cant fight in here, this is the war room!






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