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dr.bollocko

opinion guy wrote: »

Criticises mod for heavy handed moderation and banning everybody

<inserts warning about this not being after hours>

Saila

<post yore ma somewhere, usually first page>

JimiWonderDoor 92

I wanna become a mod for all the groupies and respect I'll get.
I'll show them .

Mod: Poster scammed

BOHtox

I'm not racist but [ really racist comment here]

Don't worry doc I got it

Me edit: poster banned

Turtyturd

<Which town?>

joshrogan

I'm scared to post in this thread as I may be subjected to some heavy-handed moderation if I say anything that one shouldn't.


Oh well you only live once:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Fremen

Anything you can do, I can do meta....

brummytom

dr.bollocko wrote: »

<Overreacts and bans everyone>
<Refuses to admit fault. Ever.>

<goes to feedback to compain>

<gets spoken to completely in metaphors and very vague statements>



<leaves confused>

cml387

joshrogan wrote: »

I'm scared to post in this thread as I may be subjected to some heavy-handed moderation if I say anything that one shouldn't.


Oh well you only live once:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

POSTER BANNED FOR LIFE DO NOT PASS GO

<Accused of backseat modding>

Saila

<change someone elses post >

<add fyp>

opinion guy

dr.bollocko wrote: »

<inserts warning about this not being after hours>

<points out this is after hours.>
<becomes incensed and rants about mods abusing power>
<pulls a virtual walkoff by promising never to read or post in thread again>



<secretly checks thread every 5 seconds from here on out>

brummytom

<shoehorns in a reference to Brummytom's virginity>

cml387

Saila wrote: »

<post in third person>

<Arise from the dead and post in third person>

BOHtox

*trolls*

foxinsox

cml387 wrote: »

<Arise from the dead and post in third person>

<demands link for proof of resurrection>

<blah blah blah>

strobe

<blames the entire situation on the feminazis, the looney left, unnamed politicians, Israel, the immigrants to and emigrants from Ireland, the parents, Islam, the RCC and smug atheists>

Hannibal Smith

<totally random off topic point because I haven't bothered to read the thread properly>

Guill

Hannibal Smith wrote: »

<totally random off topic point because I haven't bothered to read the thread properly>

Points out that you did not read post.

<points out boards' urban dictionary entry>

<mutters that this thread has been done to death on here>

why no atari jaguar on the poll?

<Whinge>

<change someone elses post >

<add fyp>

Yea yea yea

<and copy and pastes alot more qoutes to make it look ike i know what i am talking about>

brummytom

Guill wrote: »

<and copy and pastes alot more qoutes to make it look ike i know what i am talking about>

<Links to Wikipedia article>

Unpossible

brummytom wrote: »

<Links to Wikipedia article>

<quickly changes the wikipedia article>

theboat

BOHtox wrote: »

*trolls*

<Posts an "Obvious troll is obvious" pic>

Guill

<sits on the fence>

theboat

<Claims thread is the best one all year, and asks demands that it be stickied>

The Davestator

< fap fap fap for no apparent reason >

AhSureTisGrand

<points out that this is rather like that "<bannable offense>" thread (thread?) from not too long ago. Asks whether it should be moved to the Cuckoo's Nest>

brummytom

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

<points out that this is rather like that "<bannable offense>" thread (thread?) from not too long ago. Asks whether it should be moved to the Cuckoo's Nest>

<repeats username of poster for comedic effect>

El Weirdo

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

<points out that this is rather like that "<bannable offense>" thread (thread?) from not too long ago. Asks whether it should be moved to the Cuckoo's Nest>

<complains about American-English creeping into everyday use>

Jesus Wept

<links to threads where this was amusing>

The Shtig

GOD'S NOT REAL!

HEADSHOPS! HEADSHOPS! HEADSHOPS!

DEY TUK AR JERBS!

JOE DUFFY!

DAILY MAIL!? BR:DR (bog roll: did not read)

'whats your favourite pass time everyone?'...... 'OP'S A TROLL!'

RYAN TUBIRDY'S SMUGNESS!

ALISON O' RIORDAN!

THIS THREAD IS SOOOOO REPEATED GAWD!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed..... maaaaaaahhhhhhhhnnnn...

Orando Broom

<states that there is no explicit intention to be racist, however>

kieran26

<thinks this is all getting out of hand and pleads with posters to use some reason>

Orando Broom

<Sits under a bridge and eats the severed legs of other posters>

El_Dangeroso

kieran26 wrote: »

<thinks

Mutiquotes

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f*cking

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all

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reason>

CrazyRabbit

Moves thread to another forum.

CrazyRabbit

Thread gets moved back to original forum.

BluesBerry

<misreads thread title and posts helpful link> :pac:

Aoifey!

BluesBerry wrote: »

<misreads thread title and posts helpful link> :pac:

<smart comment about reding title properly with roll eyes>

Agonist

<random Fr. Ted quote>

*waits for thanks*

<add's superfluous apostrophe>

zuroph

<starts a thread in feedback complaining about heavy handed modding.
Gets told its in wrong place. posts a copy of thread in helpdesk. posts another copy in Feedforward, and PMs DeVore, darragh et al directly>

seafood dunleavy

***** furiously at possibility OP or someone who thanked me is a female.

dfx-

<points out and corrects random, forgotten post on page 2 for minor grammatical or typographical error whilst spelling grammer wrong>

...

diddlybit

<Resurrects necrofied thread, much to the ire of mods>

BOHtox

<Repeats joke that was already told>

Guill

<Posted last at 9pm last night, got up this morning, never read how the thread progressed through the night, never checked the news, papers or web for updates on the story, assumes everyone is still talking about the same thing>



<Inserts blatantly under informed comment>

Oranage2

>This is all FF fault>

Guill

<My cat had kittens>

Donal Og O Baelach

<seemingly innocuous comment - aimed to stir the sh1t>

brummytom

<Accuses OP of taking hallucinogenic drugs>

Guill

Donal Og O Baelach wrote: »

<seemingly innocuous comment - aimed to stir the sh1t>

<flips out, goes all holier than thou, cannot see that obvious troll is obvious>