Someone unusual you fancy...

JackTaylorFan · 18-03-2017 8:32am

bnt wrote: »

Given all the Riker/Picard "slashfiction" out there, maybe not.

If we're going to include fictional characters ... I saw Monsters vs. Aliens again recently, and quite fancy Ginormica (a.k.a. Susan). The things a 50-foot-tall woman would do with me would probably be fatal, but if that's what it takes to be her "boy toy"... :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI7xAUKU_I0

Well, Giantess Worship is an established fetish. Big market for it... sorry about the pun - but there is.

I kinda meant the actor: Patrick Stewart - but I hear ya

And thanks for putting my mind at ease about fictional characters; I was feeling kinda guilty about my attraction to Garrus from Mass Effect. Well, not so much guilty as... Ah, **** it! I love the sexy bastard!

JackTaylorFan · 18-03-2017 8:36am

js35 wrote: »

Not for me I'm with you on this one

whiskeyman · 24-03-2017 1:53pm

Iona Institute spokesperson Maria Steen

Yeah, she's not exactly unusual (giggidy!)... more who she represents I guess!!

Jack the Stripper · 24-03-2017 2:01pm

Angela Merkil is looking smoking lately. Must have had her hair done or something.

Pinch Flat · 24-03-2017 2:46pm

Arlene Foster.

Hagar7 · 25-03-2017 1:48pm

Jack the Stripper wrote: »

Nicola Sturgeon, I'd ride all her Scottish issues out of her.

Jack the Stripper wrote: »

Angela Merkil is looking smoking lately. Must have had her hair done or something.

There's got to be something they put in the Liffey,without any question.

retro:electro · 25-03-2017 2:26pm

Louis Theroux

Jimmy Garlic · 25-03-2017 5:37pm

Mary O'Rourke. I'd say she'd be like a wild animal in the sack.

Jack the Stripper · 25-03-2017 5:38pm

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Mary O'Rourke. I'd say she'd be like a wild animal in the sack.

She would be no star fish for sure.

blueser · 25-03-2017 5:46pm

Melissa McCarthy.

*runs away and hides*

zyanya · 26-03-2017 12:26pm

I fancy ginger men. I would love to date someone who looked like Domhnall Gleeson or Michael Fassbender, and I adore freckly men, much along the lines of Eddie Redmayne. Shame I'm Latin American and we don't get a lot of those here. Now, those guys are hot, but I even like Danila Polyakov, who looks one third male, one third female, one third skeleton.

Now about funny crushes...

- I find Sacha Baron Cohen very attractive. He looks all right without his costumes and he seems incredibly clever and funny.

- I wouldn't say no to Rhys Ifans. He's all interesting and lanky and exotic, and as Captain Hook he actually looked handsome.

- I really like French soccer player Lilian Thuram (oh yeah he's a man). His personality, his voice and sense of humour always dazzled me.

- Back to his glory days, I really fancied Steve McManaman. He seemed so goofy and sweet and people said he was really nice.

- Spanish soccer players Pepe Reina and Joan Capdevila are funny as hell and got all the party going on. I love how Capdevila could goof around with his head in a bucket and give a perfectly serious interview and also make himself respected in a rather funny way with a rather impolite TV host.

- Viggo Mortensen is so sensitive, smart, interesting and down to Earth that I like him even without that Aragorn hair and beard that made him look so smoking hot.

Laois_Man · 26-03-2017 8:14pm

Michele O'Neill of The Shinners can blow me up any time!

BattleCorp · 27-03-2017 8:37am

blueser wrote: »

Melissa McCarthy.

*runs away and hides*

She's after losing some amount of weight.

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fryup · 27-03-2017 10:02am

Elizabeth Marvel who plays president elect Keane in the TV series Homeland

Hagar7 · 27-03-2017 10:08am

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Mary O'Rourke. I'd say she'd be like a wild animal in the sack.

You might need to stop eating garlic first Jimmy.:)

Hagar7 · 27-03-2017 10:12am

zyanya wrote: »

I fancy ginger men. I would love to date someone who looked like Domhnall Gleeson or Michael Fassbender, and I adore freckly men, much along the lines of Eddie Redmayne. Shame I'm Latin American and we don't get a lot of those here. Now, those guys are hot, but I even like Danila Polyakov, who looks one third male, one third female, one third skeleton.

Now about funny crushes...

- I find Sacha Baron Cohen very attractive. He looks all right without his costumes and he seems incredibly clever and funny.

- I wouldn't say no to Rhys Ifans. He's all interesting and lanky and exotic, and as Captain Hook he actually looked handsome.

- I really like French soccer player Lilian Thuram (oh yeah he's a man). His personality, his voice and sense of humour always dazzled me.

- Back to his glory days, I really fancied Steve McManaman. He seemed so goofy and sweet and people said he was really nice.

- Spanish soccer players Pepe Reina and Joan Capdevila are funny as hell and got all the party going on. I love how Capdevila could goof around with his head in a bucket and give a perfectly serious interview and also make himself respected in a rather funny way with a rather impolite TV host.

- Viggo Mortensen is so sensitive, smart, interesting and down to Earth that I like him even without that Aragorn hair and beard that made him look so smoking hot.

Just the 11 Zyanya?

Chain Smoker · 27-03-2017 3:15pm

not a one off them that unusual either, surely, I mean, I guess redmayne is? But the rest?

Belle E. Flops · 27-03-2017 10:06pm

I've a bit of a thing for Louis Theroux.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 27-03-2017 10:10pm

Belle E. Flops wrote: »

I've a bit of a thing for Louis Theroux.

Ah that 's definitely not unusual. He's not bad looking and he's very attractive personality wise.

furiousox · 27-03-2017 10:28pm

Right, let's get back on track.
Lena Dunham.

JackTaylorFan · 27-03-2017 11:06pm

David Jason when he played Rincewind.

Wibbs · 27-03-2017 11:15pm

furiousox wrote: »

Right, let's get back on track.
Lena Dunham.

Yep, back on track we go and that covers the (cruel and) unusual alright.

sbsquarepants · 28-03-2017 1:21pm

whiskeyman wrote: »

Iona Institute spokesperson Maria Steen

Yeah, she's not exactly unusual (giggidy!)... more who she represents I guess!!

Jaysus - I'd leave her in need of confession let me tell you. Who knew fundy Christian types could be so damn hot!:pac:

Jack the Stripper · 01-04-2017 12:10am

Jack the Stripper wrote: »

Nicola Sturgeon, I'd ride all her Scottish issues out of her.

I'm after triggering my own article 50 after legs-it.

retro:electro · 03-04-2017 1:48am

Anton Savage

zyanya · 04-04-2017 10:25am

Chain Smoker wrote: »

not a one off them that unusual either, surely, I mean, I guess redmayne is? But the rest?

People here think I'm crazy for liking most of them and never liking Brad Pitt all that much!

I'd rather have any of those. My friends think Fassbender is handsome, Reina is not a looker but is attractive, Polyakov, Thuram and Capdevila are fugly, Baron-Cohen, McManaman and Ifans are funny looking, Redmayne, Mortensen and Gleeson are "not too bad, but hmmm". I'd pick any of them over Brad Pitt, even younger Brad Pitt, anytime.