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What do you do after sex

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  • #52
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Lots of soppy romantic cuddles.

    Cause they are needed after the way I have sex, redeem one's soul and whatnot :pac:


  • #53
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Lots of soppy romantic cuddles.

    Cause they are needed after the way I have sex, redeem one's soul and whatnot :pac:

    Intriguing:D

    After sex I just lay there because I care about absolutely nothing afterwards.


  • #54
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Tell her I'll call her tomorrow





    .....and then dont


  • #55
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    clean the poo poo from my cock


  • #56
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    Intriguing:D
    Shur anyone can say on the internet they're completely mad in the sack.


  • #57
    seklly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭seklly


    I'm completely mad in the sack!


  • #58
    Gordon Gecko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 650 ✭✭✭Gordon Gecko


    I have to immediately rebury her as the neighbours would cop on far too quickly to the stench....


  • #59
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,863 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Clean my penis with the curtains and go home.


  • #60
    enniscorthy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    log out of cam4 and go on smotri


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  • #61
    dj jarvis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    i rubs the lotion on its body :eek:


  • #62
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Gordon Gecko wrote: »
    I have to immediately rebury her as the neighbours would cop on far too quickly to the stench....

    What are you saying???? We all know the stench comes from your cock,

    Dirrrrty fecker ya

    ;)


  • #63
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Dudess wrote: »
    Shur anyone can say on the internet they're completely mad in the sack.

    Oh I agree totally,......... I've a 12 inch penis btw:P

    It's not my own, I keep it in a pickle jar beside the bed for all the mad sex stuff I get up to :pac:


  • #64
    harney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    Argue that a second pop is included in the price, and if she still insists no then knock one out on her doorstep as a protest.


  • #65
    Mammanabammana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Mammanabammana


    I wonder how many of the people on this thread making their little rape/child abuse/necrophilia etc jokes have been calling for the sacking of the guards in the whole Shell to Sea thing either on boards threads or irl, or how many of the people calling for those guards' head had a little giggle at those same jokes here.

    Just saying...


  • #66
    Zebra3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,062 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    I say "Bless me father....".


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  • #67
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Find our way back out of the forest hoping not too many people notice our disheveled just had sex look....


  • #68
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    I'll tell you if and when i ever stop.....


  • #69
    veryangryman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,708 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    El Horseboxo wrote: »
    I tend to piss everywhere other than the toilet bowl.

    I dont know what all you are laughing about. Twin jets is a terrible thing! Can be like peeing through a curly wurly!

    "Damn you Vaginas everywhere"..... is what i do be thinking until i "reboot" :cool:


  • #70
    STIG83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Pull the rubber off my lad and go to sleep.


  • #71
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Yeah, if he's wearing a rubber costume he'd be roasted after sex all right.
    Mammanabammana wrote: »
    I wonder how many of the people on this thread making their little rape/child abuse/necrophilia etc jokes have been calling for the sacking of the guards in the whole Shell to Sea thing either on boards threads or irl, or how many of the people calling for those guards' head had a little giggle at those same jokes here.

    Just saying...
    Maybe none?


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  • #72
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    FesterBeatty wrote: »
    Once you've blown your load do you have any routines where you would lie there talking to her, after you wipe her chin of course, or do you get up out of bed, have a shower/get some food or whatever?

    I usually just pay them and walk away.


    Wipe my bell-end on the curtains, give her a swirl in the sink, and get the fcuk out of Dodge:cool:


  • #73
    STIG83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    veryangryman wrote: »
    I dont know what all you are laughing about. Twin jets is a terrible thing! Can be like peeing through a curly wurly!

    "Damn you Vaginas everywhere"..... is what i do be thinking until i "reboot" :cool:

    I have that problem too, Twin jets lol!! :D


  • #74
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Remove the cucumber from my arse


  • #75
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Ten minute power nap.


  • #76
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Where would you wipe your cocks if she had venetian blinds? :eek:


  • #77
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Get away before the ruphies wear off


  • #78
    zimmermania
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,750 ✭✭✭zimmermania


    a husband sleeps and a wife thanks god its over for another week or two


  • #79
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Dudess wrote: »
    Where would you wipe your cocks if she had venetian blinds? :eek:

    a sock :rolleyes:


  • #80
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dudess wrote: »
    Where would you wipe your cocks if she had venetian blinds? :eek:

    In her knickers


  • #81
    STIG83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Dudess wrote: »
    Where would you wipe your cocks if she had venetian blinds? :eek:

    A mate of mine was in college with a guy and he was telling my mate about a girl he rode, what he done with his cock was wiped it on the girl's rugby jersey he found in her room.


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  • #82
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    STIG83 wrote: »
    A mate of mine was in college with a guy and he was telling my mate about a girl he rode, what he done with his cock was wiped it on the girl's rugby jersey he found in her room.

    thats bull**** so, girls dont play rugby :p


  • #83
    Indeeedy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15 ✭Indeeedy


    Ass tap twice and if its good he gets a hi5 :D


  • #84
    Burgerman1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 ✭Burgerman1


    i wash my hands and flush the tissue down the toilet :p


  • #85
    richy1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭richy1


    i wake her up


  • #86
    greenmachine88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 360 ✭✭greenmachine88


    sex? does not compute


  • #87
    TouchingVirus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,582 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    Wait for rigor mortis to set in, then bury the body


  • #88
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    I wake up!


  • #89
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    Dudess wrote: »
    Where would you wipe your cocks if she had venetian blinds? :eek:
    Her hair


  • #90
    TouchingVirus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,582 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    Dudess wrote: »
    Where would you wipe your cocks if she had venetian blinds? :eek:

    Wipe? Please....:cool:


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  • #91
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Her sister.


  • #92
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Her sister.

    Twins ?


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