She is HOT, except for the FEET!

jackiebaron

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Where the left foot is in a straight position while the right foot is slightly to the right,like the face of a clock ten past two or whatever.

If the left foot was in a straight position wouldn't that constitue 2 o'clock?

jackiebaron

Fat ankles. Barf!
Also that single ear that sticks out through straight, lank hair.
Thin lips. Kate Midleton has thin lips. She's a beauty but the practically not-there lips are a definite negative.
Big tits accompanied by a flat arse is appalling.
Duck-feet.

kfallon

A big smelly gee, awful turn off tho you can still lob it in just I won't be going for a lick anytime soon!

upandcumming

Teeth! I pay close attention to a girl's teeth. They have to be straight pearly whites.

alexa5x5

Excessive body hair. Especially noise hair, I don’t care what a guy looks like if he has lots of hair sprouting out of his noise he can fook off.

Oh, and skinny leg, eugh!

Blitzkrieger

Met a girl once that seemed perfect. She was funny, smart, had a great body and a gorgeous face.... ......until I got up close and saw the moustace :eek:

From then on it was all that I could see every time I looked at her. I'd try to hold her gaze but found my gaze drawn down to her upper lip every time. I even remember thinking at the time : "Jesus - even getting caught looking at her tits would be better than this." Within an hour I couldn't even look at her at all. Every time I passed her from then on it was with a quick hello and an explosion of pace in the opposite direction.

I may just well be the smallest man in the world, but i've never wanted to compare kissing my girl friend to frenching Tom Sellek.

kfallon

alexa5x5 wrote: »

Excessive body hair. Especially noise hair, I don’t care what a guy looks like if he has lots of hair sprouting out of his noise he can fook off.

Oh, and skinny leg, eugh!

I thought you'd love me no matter what :pac:

alexa5x5

kfallon wrote: »

I thought you'd love me no matter what :pac:

And there Id imagined you as tall dark and hansom, my fantasy is shattered!

Poor Uncle Tom

The biggest turn-off on a woman.....the switch on her back....:D

kfallon

alexa5x5 wrote: »

And there Id imagined you as tall dark and hansom, my fantasy is shattered!

Don't give up on me yet.....and I don't have excess nasal hair
Defo not dark tho! 5' 10" do you?

alexa5x5

kfallon wrote: »

Don't give up on me yet.....and I don't have excess nasal hair
Defo not dark tho! 5' 10" do you?

You forgot hansom?

Jaxxy

alexa5x5 wrote: »

You forgot hansom?

He looks like Hanson?

kfallon

Hanson got waaaaaay more hair than me!!!

veryangryman

Nice chest, generally good looking blonde, bad nails.
Nice ass, skinny, MOLE
Tall, cute etc, no fashion sense

Nope, dont know what your talking about OP!

kfallon

Not sure how anyone could have a feet fetish, they are disgusting, anyone looking for a toe job from me can ask me hoop!

Reminds me of the joke tho:

Guy pulls this molly in a bar, goes back to hers, getting down to it she says, "I have a foot fetish, will you fook me with your toe?"

Guy thinks it's all a bit weird but to keep her happy he sticks his big toe in her.

Few days later he gets an itch on his toe, after another couple of days of itchiness he goes to the doctor to get it examined!

Doctor informs guy, "Sir I'm afraid to say you have an STD on your toe!"

Guy says, "Jaysus Doc, that must be the weirdest thing you've ever seen in all your years in the medical profession!!!"

"No", replies the doc, "Just this morning I had a woman in here with athletes fanny!!!!"

:pac:

silverspoon

This thread is pretty shit. Things like moles and imperfect teeth are dealbreakers? Christ, I hate the thought that I could be talking to someone I like and not only have they noticed the very worst about my appearance - stuff that I'm conscious of and embarrassed about - they are using my smallest flaws to blackball me. Without giving me a chance. How do any of you Lotharios manage to find anyone suitable to even rest your perfect eyes on?

kfallon

silverspoon wrote: »

This thread is pretty shit. Things like moles and imperfect teeth are dealbreakers? Christ, I hate the thought that I could be talking to someone I like and not only have they noticed the very worst about my appearance - stuff that I'm conscious of and embarrassed about - they are using my smallest flaws to blackball me. Without giving me a chance. How do any of you Lotharios manage to find anyone suitable to even rest your perfect eyes on?

None of us are perfect, you live by the sword you defo gonna die by it too!

Unfortunately it happens, little things you notice then become something that you concentrate on the whole time. It's extremely shallow but we are strange creatures us humans.

You can really like someone but everytime you see them your mind starts saying:

"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"

Maybe that's why they say love is blind cos if you love someone you tend not to see these imperfections as much!

G86

Love better be blind - because I have abnormally long toes....

landsleaving

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Next time you see Megan Fox have a look at her thumbs. Seriously.

Or her face, that's enough to put me off.

The only petty thing I can think of that would put me off is when teeth ruin a smile, either because they look like they want to escape the girl's mouth (think Audrina from the Hills) or the 'London Look' that English models all have in ads lately, where they have an enormous gap between their two front teeth.

It probably doesn't help that anyone I've met who looks like that has been utterly vacuous.

Happyman42

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in1eK3x1PBI

liah

Can't be with a guy who has smaller hands than me, and I have no idea why. Small hands on guys REALLY freaks me out for some reason. Especially if they're particularly dainty. It just looks wrong.

I hate everyone's feet. And people who walk with their feet turned way outwards (e.g. ten to two), particularly girls, are such a turn-off.

Also can't ever be attracted to guys with long hair. Or people with really bad skin (feel horrible saying that one). Or anyone a lot shorter than me, don't fancy the idea of bending over to kiss someone. I like being the smaller.

I think huge muscles are just gross. And back hair is just unbelievably gross.

Get weirded out by people who are overly flexible. Particularly guys.



/looks at list

Maybe I really am superficial. :eek: It's not like I WANT to be turned off by all these things, I can't help it.

WolfForager

liah wrote: »

r.

I think huge muscles are just gross.

Are we talking Body Builders or Pro Rugby player here?

landsleaving

liah wrote: »

Can't be with a guy who has smaller hands than me, and I have no idea why. Small hands on guys REALLY freaks me out for some reason. Especially if they're particularly dainty. It just looks wrong.

You'd hate me. I have the girliest, most dainty and beautiful hands in the world. And am male.

I like 'em though, I'd hate to have those sausage-esque things other men call fingers. How do they use modern technology or play music?

Small hands are talented hands, that's why child labour is so successful.

kfallon

liah wrote: »

Can't be with a guy who has smaller hands than me, and I have no idea why. Small hands on guys REALLY freaks me out for some reason. Especially if they're particularly dainty. It just looks wrong.

Reminds me of the joke:

"Jeremy Beadle's wife once said he had a small cock but on the other hand it was quite big" :pac:

Tar.Aldarion

Mmm childrens hands. I have beautiful feet :mad:

liah

WolfForager wrote: »

Are we talking Body Builders or Pro Rugby player here?

Even male underwear models I find really, really unappealing. I don't like the look of defined, 'cut' muscle at all whatsoever. I mean, I like some muscle to give the V-shape in a guy, particularly the arms, but I'd rather it be covered with a bit of fat than be all chiseled. It's even creepier on girls.

WolfForager

liah wrote: »

Even male underwear models I find really, really unappealing. I don't like the look of defined, 'cut' muscle at all whatsoever. I mean, I like some muscle to give the V-shape in a guy, particularly the arms, but I'd rather it be covered with a bit of fat than be all chiseled. It's even creepier on girls.

Fair enough! Find it strange though, any girls i know seem to melt when they see a set of abs :P

kfallon

I remember watching a film called "The Crying Game" once and there was this girl in it who was hot except for one thing that turned me off, hmmmm can't quite recall what it was, there was defo something tho, give me a minute and I'll think of it, sure it was a physical trait......

:pac:

liah

WolfForager wrote: »

Fair enough! Find it strange though, any girls i know seem to melt when they see a set of abs :P

What can I say, I'm weird.

pickarooney

I still don't get this 10 to 2 feet thing. Is it some physical problem where they can't rotate their ankles or what the hell?

A ronnie would be the most effective turn-off for me.

WolfForager

pickarooney wrote: »

I still don't get this 10 to 2 feet thing. Is it some physical problem where they can't rotate their ankles or what the hell?

A ronnie would be the most effective turn-off for me.

Google... It tells me nothing....

(other than conversion tables)

Maybe 10 to 2 feet is some sort of maths phobia?

GeorgeCostanza

Smoker.

(pity there's no smiley for vomit....)

the culture of deference

kfallon wrote: »

None of us are perfect, you live by the sword you defo gonna die by it too!

Unfortunately it happens, little things you notice then become something that you concentrate on the whole time. It's extremely shallow but we are strange creatures us humans.

You can really like someone but everytime you see them your mind starts saying:

"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"
"mole on her face"

Maybe that's why they say love is blind cos if you love someone you tend not to see these imperfections as much!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvxe04wGmTw

Austin powers 26 seconds in he loses it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rAk4pE0Vuw&feature=related

the culture of deference

Megan Fox, yeah those thumbs would defo put me off..................

DundalkDuffman

I hear you OP but about hands or voices. If she has man hands or is a low talker or a close talker forget about it.

Standman

The feet would want to be at at least a quarter past seven before my eyebrows would be raised. Then there's always the chance she'd be put off by my 5 to 1 eyebrows.

vampire of kilmainham

i love tickling feet:D:D

sheesh

ArtyM wrote: »

Hey,
Ever seen someone really HOT but then noticed a small flaw that really put you off?
Is there any one feature in the opposite sex that you dislike so strongly that it overrides all other positive characteristics? A personal pet hate that you simply cannot abide, or get past.
Personally I cant get past 10 to 2 feet (don't get me started on quarter to 3) - She could look like Aproodite's sexier sister but funny feet make me wanna run for cover. Big ones especially!
I hate Big feet! They scare me!

than stop looking at her feet!!! ffs!!! its really quiet simple.

Eve_Dublin

A really good-looking man who smiles to reveal AMERICAN TEETH. Big, white, perfect shiny ones. It's a COMPLETE turn-off for me.

Poor Craythur

I have a facial mole near my jawline. People do notice it and it has probably put some men off. I have thought about getting it removed many times.

pragmatic1

Taller than me.
Bad breath/teeth.
Body/facial hair.
Body odour.