Masturbation

Quandary

A friend of mine was alone one weekend during college, and he masturbated so much that his member swelled up(far more than he wanted it to :pac:). He said the pain was so bad that he couldnt go for a p1ss for hours and he almost ended up going to casualty.

In his defense this was back pre 2000 when we didnt all have home broadband, it was his first year in college and he just wasn't ready for all that internet porn

SugarHigh

Quandary wrote: »

A friend of mine was alone one weekend during college, and he masturbated so much that his member swelled up(far more than he wanted it to :pac:). He said the pain was so bad that he couldnt go for a p1ss for hours and he almost ended up going to casualty.

In his defense this was back pre 2000 when we didnt all have home broadband, it was his first year in college and he just wasn't ready for all that internet porn

WTF:D

How do you get into that state? You would think it would be a gradual thing so you would stop before it got that bad.

How many times did he manage. I've never done more than five because it just become numb and boring.

I-Shot-Jr

SugarHigh wrote: »

WTF:D

How do you get into that state? You would think it would be a gradual thing so you would stop before it got that bad.

How many times did he manage. I've never done more than five because it just become numb and boring.

I once managed six during my school holidays a few years ago. One and two were good and healthy, Three and four were pretty much see through and five and six I swear my lad just coughed.

Quandary

SugarHigh wrote: »

WTF:D

How do you get into that state? You would think it would be a gradual thing so you would stop before it got that bad.

How many times did he manage. I've never done more than five because it just become numb and boring.

I asked him the exact same question. His girlfriend left for home on a friday evening and he said he started whacking off then. He said he was at it all Friday evening, got up on Saturday morning and started into it again but couldnt finish cos it was hurting too much .

Now we know what happens if we do it too much!

Also - he didn't go blind :pac:

LegacyUser

PaulieC wrote: »

I noticd that and looked into it on the same site - has to be made up becuase some of the 'facts' about it were frankly hilarious!!

Paulie, I can testify that TMS is real. I developed sexual trouble from mb8ing prone for over 10 years. I was usually unable to have orgasms in intercourse and my erections were getting poorer. Thanks to the healthystrokes.com web site, I was able to overcome mb8ing prone and learn to do it the regular way. Since then my sex life has been better.

Also, you can put me down as another righty who mb8s left. Even stranger is that during all those years of prone mb8ing, I would use my right hand to catch my ejaculation. When I switched from prone, I can't say why, but it just felt more normal to mb8 with my left hand.

DazMarz

About once every 2 days or so. Sometimes even less. I'm a right-handed person, but usually use my left hand for masturbation. I'm 22 now, and I definitely don't masturbate as often as I did in days gone past!

I also tried to see how long I could last without an orgasm in general (no sex, no masturbation, nothing)... 17 of the most excrutiating days of my life. Never again!

stupidusername

DazMarz wrote: »

About once every 2 days or so. Sometimes even less. I'm a right-handed person, but usually use my left hand for masturbation. I'm 22 now, and I definitely don't masturbate as often as I did in days gone past!

I also tried to see how long I could last without an orgasm in general (no sex, no masturbation, nothing)... 17 of the most excrutiating days of my life. Never again!

Really? What point does it start getting unbearable? Could do 17days with reasonable comfort,depending of course.

Otis Driftwood

I find that if I go more than 2 or 3 days I start to get antsy,short tempered and generally ratty.

parker kent

Otis Driftwood wrote: »

I find that if I go more than 2 or 3 days I start to get antsy,short tempered and generally ratty.

2 or 3 days, 2 or 3 hours more like it :pac:

I once had a medical related ban for 5 weeks due to an operation I had which left stitches in a "compromising" area. I'd be a once or twice a day person so was certainly a culture shock. I found it very noticeable after 3 or 4 days and by 7 days I was really uncomfortable. By the end of the period, it was genuinely unbearable. Actually it deserves caps, UNBEARABLE! Didn't help I was in UCD and had far too many good looking girls all around me.

I did legitimately live out the 40 days and 40 Nights scenario from the film and men are just not meant to go that long without. Weird how men are built.

sam34

female here, weird, i could easily go a few weeks without it. never do it on a work morning as i usually feel drowsy afterwards, and often at night im so wrecked i go straight to sleep.

i wouldnt get stressed/bothered by the lack of it.

actually, just thinking now, ive heard/read men saying they use it aas a stress reliever, whereas id be teh opposite... i had a prolonged very stressful period recently from december to march, and i dont think i did it once in that time, was just so uptight i couldnt relax into it and just wasnt in the mood.

Otis Driftwood

Ya know I reckon that the reason that alot of females can go for prolonged periods without masturbating is that men are much more used to doing it.

When we hit puberty and begin to get regular erections,its always there blatant as ya like so it becomes common place for us to masturbate.Even now at almost 32 I get spontaneous erections throughout the course of the day but with alot of women,in my experience at least,it takes more to get the motor started.

A few weeks without it? Gosh...

Yahew

I am 35 and about as much a wanker as I was at 22, truth be told.

Yahew

Also, I masturbate as much.

sam34

bluewolf wrote: »

A few weeks without it? Gosh...

yeah, depending on circumstances. as I said above I was extremely stressed and preoccupied about something earlier this year and masturbation was the furthest thing from my mind.

at times when I'm relaxed and happy, well that's a different story!

stupidusername

I would be the same as sam34 except for the not noticing or wanting anything for weeks.i would need it but not be up for it at all. just need it more when im not stressed.cant understand it as a stress relief.well in terms of relaxing yeah but not when im stressed or worried.but anyway this was meant to be about men...

Yahew

I think people should say their sex, although if you are going 3 months without any self love, it is probably obvious enough :-)

parker kent

I've always found the difference between male and female attitudes to masturbation pretty interesting. To me it is a mixture stress relief, physical relief, a bit of fun, a way to pass the time if I'm bored, a way of falling asleep at night and a dozen other things. I'd almost view it as maintenance. Something that I do to keep things in order. I'm only 25 so not the age group the OP was talking about, but it is such a great bit of "me-time".

SugarHigh

I think men can have completely non-sexual **** for practical reasons like getting rid of morning wood or stress relief before you go to sleep. That's what would make up the majority of mine. Do women ever masturbate completely non-sexually? Like you wouldn't be horny in the slightest but still knock one out just for the stress relief.

I definitely couldn't go weeks without one. If I went more than 2 days it genuinely changes my entire mood. Very anxious and fidgety. Normally when I'm walking down the street I'd be too absent minded to notice if a good looking women walk passed but if I haven't had a **** it's like I'm in radar mode.:D

stupidusername

I wonder if a woman got into doing it more would she need it more and more.
Don't know about any other women but i wouldn't do it for any practical reasons.i mean if i was wanting to and couldn't sleep then yeah i would,so thats kinda practical.

Jesus Wept

A survey conducted for this web site revealed that males who masturbate conventionally have sex 6.6 times more often than TMS practitioners.

This is a strange stat, how can how masturbate dictate that you will have sex 660% more often...
Also, does it not indicate that this is more typical when you are young?

SugarHigh

The-Rigger wrote: »

This is a strange stat, how can how masturbate dictate that you will have sex 660% more often...
Also, does it not indicate that this is more typical when you are young?

It doesn't dictate anything and what you quote doesn't isn't implying that ut does. I think it's more a case of people who rarely have sex are more likely to try something like that.

MJ23

A bad case of the blueballs after about 2 days, can always be sorted with a shot on <mod snip - dont post porn site links>

stupidusername

Everytime i do it,i think i must do this more often

D'Agger

goldenhand wrote: »

Paulie, I can testify that TMS is real. I developed sexual trouble from mb8ing prone for over 10 years. I was usually unable to have orgasms in intercourse and my erections were getting poorer. Thanks to the healthystrokes.com web site, I was able to overcome mb8ing prone and learn to do it the regular way. Since then my sex life has been better.

Didn't mean to cause offence in any way - hope you didn't take it up that way. I simply hadn't heard of it before and the way the website described left me wondering as to whether it was a písstake or not!

Glad you're doing better now anyway

zuroph

not as much as I did when i was a teenager, but the amount of testosterone the body is trying to deal with back then its bound to happen. Nevertheless, recently single and slowly creeping back up on my teenage years

Speaking of technique, I'd attribute a proportion of my girth to damage I did being too regular and rough as a teenager! So, no regrets!

parker kent

Speaking of regular and rough, a fair few lads make ejaculating though other means difficult by getting to used to the same stimulus or having too tight a grip that can't be repeated in sex.

stupidusername

zuroph wrote: »

Speaking of technique, I'd attribute a proportion of my girth to damage I did being too regular and rough as a teenager! So, no regrets!

what?

parker kent wrote: »

Speaking of regular and rough, a fair few lads make ejaculating though other means difficult by getting to used to the same stimulus or having too tight a grip that can't be repeated in sex.

you mean, like it becomes better than sex?

parker kent

stupidusername wrote: »

you mean, like it becomes better than sex?

Nah you just become to used to the same stimulation and find climaxing any other way difficult. So then when a guy who has been used to his own vice-like grip tries having sex with a girl, it can be difficult to climax.

parker kent

Oh and it is normally just a matter of time to solve that problem. It's rare that it becomes a long term issue for men. Normally just might mean a bit of a problem for a while. Nothing that time and stopping masturbating for a bit won't solve.

stupidusername

parker kent wrote: »

Oh and it is normally just a matter of time to solve that problem. It's rare that it becomes a long term issue for men. Normally just might mean a bit of a problem for a while. Nothing that time and stopping masturbating for a bit won't solve.

oh right ok. you seem a little bit of an expert i'll take your word for it

parker kent

stupidusername wrote: »

oh right ok. you seem a little bit of an expert i'll take your word for it

Ha, a polite way of saying I'm a wanker :pac:

I read about it a while ago and I've seen a few threads on here about it so it can happen. And I think most lads who have had a long time without sex will notice it when they get back on the horse.

holystungun9

TouchingVirus wrote: »

Can't beat the feeling of an orgasm :P

You, my friend, must not know the joy of a proper full irish with tea and toast on a cold morning.

Blisterman

A nice variation on the lying on your hand thing is to lie on your cock until it goes numb.

Then you can pretend you're **** someone else off!

zuroph

stupidusername wrote: »

what?

when i was a young fella with raging hormones, id have done the five finger shuffle a bit too often and too vigorously on occasion (such as a free house for a weekend :P ), and would have brought up a bit of swelling, and pain. I think though, that some of the damage done may have healed in such a way as to improve my girth.

stupidusername

zuroph wrote: »

when i was a young fella with raging hormones, id have done the five finger shuffle a bit too often and too vigorously on occasion (such as a free house for a weekend :P ), and would have brought up a bit of swelling, and pain. I think though, that some of the damage done may have healed in such a way as to improve my girth.

I laughed for a full minute after reading that
Im not sure,would you be able to make a difference to that??

zuroph

stupidusername wrote: »

I laughed for a full minute after reading that
Im not sure,would you be able to make a difference to that??

I dunno, and dont know who to ask to verify! id say it could result in increased blood flow to areas and cause it that way, over a long period of time!

drkpower

zuroph wrote: »

when i was a young fella with raging hormones, id have done the five finger shuffle a bit too often and too vigorously on occasion (such as a free house for a weekend :P ), and would have brought up a bit of swelling, and pain. I think though, that some of the damage done may have healed in such a way as to improve my girth.

The fact that you are a mod of 'magic & illusion' is somewhat apt when you consider the above post.

zuroph

drkpower wrote: »

The fact that you are a mod of 'magic & illusion' is somewhat apt when you consider the above post.

the incredible appearing magic wand

parker kent

If you could increase the size of your mickey from doing the five finger shuffle a bit too often and too vigorously as a teenager, I'd have one the size of Nelly the Elephant's trunk

sam34

parker kent wrote: »

Nah you just become to used to the same stimulation and find climaxing any other way difficult. So then when a guy who has been used to his own vice-like grip tries having sex with a girl, it can be difficult to climax.

similar to women getting used to a vibrator and then finding it difficult just using their fingers

zuroph

hey Im not saying it as fact, but a quick search online suggests some "exercises" that could assist, and i think it may have helped!

parker kent

Since you were a teen I'd say it just grew!

RAH1

Yahew wrote: »

I am 35 and about as much a wanker as I was at 22, truth be told.

what a statement

zuroph

parker kent wrote: »

Since you were a teen I'd say it just grew!

perhaps. No harm in trying though

SIX PACK

Fcuk this im going for a W a n k

pragmatic1

parker kent wrote: »

I've always found the difference between male and female attitudes to masturbation pretty interesting. To me it is a mixture stress relief, physical relief, a bit of fun, a way to pass the time if I'm bored, a way of falling asleep at night and a dozen other things. I'd almost view it as maintenance. Something that I do to keep things in order. I'm only 25 so not the age group the OP was talking about, but it is such a great bit of "me-time".

Thats exactly it. Its a physical need like going to the toilet. I dont know how anyone can go even a week without one never mind months.

suey71

How many of you guys dry [EMAIL="w@nk"]w@nk[/EMAIL]

and how many use a Lube?

parker kent

suey71 wrote: »

How many of you guys dry [EMAIL="w@nk"]w@nk[/EMAIL]

and how many use a Lube?

Lube is more for circumcised guys. Anybody with a foreskin has their own natural lube (well other than anybody with medical issues).

I did get a prescription for lube after my above-mentioned operation! That was a bit odd.

suey71

What about us guys who masturbate with the hood down:D.

More sensation.

Variety is the spice of life, hood up one day, hood down the next.
Left hand one day, right the next.

Lube one day, none the next. Though I wouldn't recommend dry w@nking with the hood down and no Lube unless your into some serious discomfort fetish.