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LCruiser Kid

Thought that too. The thing is that people who you hardly ever speak to or people that you just met once want to add you as a friend but never chat to you on it. All just to boost up the number of friends that they appear to have on it I guess.
Also these likes that appear on the news feed with stupid status's are really annoying. Have blocked a load of them.

Dudess

Dudess wrote: »

So you guys obviously dislike these people about whom you bitch - any reason why you won't delete them? No guts or the risk of your friend count being decreased...?

Indeed, I don't have people who I hate on my FB...

Dudess

LCruiser Kid wrote: »

The thing is that people who you hardly ever speak to or people that you just met once want to add you as a friend but never chat to you on it. All just to boost up the number of friends that they appear to have on it I guess.

Then ignore their friend request or delete them if you've added them?

Minstrel27

LCruiser Kid wrote: »

Thought that too. The thing is that people who you hardly ever speak to or people that you just met once want to add you as a friend but never chat to you on it. All just to boost up the number of friends that they appear to have on it I guess.
Also these likes that appear on the news feed with stupid status's are really annoying. Have blocked a load of them.

But you add them anyway?

bpb101

this status was posted by me
background...i was out of school from monday 14th to 16th of febuary this year

"reason i havent been in school is because i cant get out the door with all the valentines day cards"

LCruiser Kid

Minstrel27 wrote: »

But you add them anyway?

No course not, just don't accept them as friends.

Sonics2k

Dudess wrote: »

I thought Facebook was for adding friends/people you like?

God no, the true reason for Facebook is to stalk exes, people you hate, dislike, and possibly once got in an argument with on a bus sometime :cool:

Ciderswigger

Toby Take a Bow wrote: »

I've also seen people setting up facebook pages for their baby, as in their details, name etc. Seriously messed up stuff.

Ugh, I fúcking HATE those people!!!!! "Today I gurgled and smiled at daddy. Mummy is taking me to the zoo tomorrow."

Do you want to 'friend' my 3 week old baby boy? Um........ NO!!!:mad:

TiGeR KiNgS

netnerd wrote: »

anyone that puts a single word adjective, with dot com at the end.

e.g.

Bored.com
Hungover.com
Tired.com
Hungry.com etc etc ad nauseam

you forgot the .com in ad nauseam.com

XxMCRxBabyxX

Was reasing this all day and what pops up on my fb tonight?
My 13 year old cousin posing in her school uniform with one of those duck faces (that she has in EVERY picture!) and the caption "Meh inn My Uniform Lookin Likee a Lurk :L"

So while I already had to question her ability to speak English I then had to try read the conversation below it:

Friend One: You doo not look like a lurk Skatezz!! You look gorgeous!!! Xxxxx

Cousin: Naww ii Look likee a Nun Trust Meh Now My Skirt Miih Be a Little Higher Dan Dat Elaine :L x

Friend Two: Oohhh mii ltl Nun!!;) .. iLy

Cousin: Lyy Moree Youu Sexy Beast x

Friend Three: OMG YHU GOT IT

Cousin: ii Did x

Cousin: ****in Size 10 Skirt ii Have it Pulled Up To My Ribbs :?

Friend Three: Hahahaha Imagine Sheena in hers :L

Cousin: Yeaa :L :L

Friend Three: Yuu look really nice in it though....I'm dreading getting mine xxxx

Friend Four: Ya same my skirt is past my knees i have to get it takn up xxx :L

Cousin: Samee xxxxx :L Buh Youu rr a babe Nyway Amiee ♥

Friend Five: omg (; youuu look stunnin in it ♥ .. getting mine tuesday ♥ ..

Cousin: Oh No ii Don't.. Size 10 skirt :L

I am ashamed to be related to her right now...
She is going to be one fun teenager!

Absurdum

friend's sister:

cnt nt wait for the weekend to cum galway wnt now wat hit it.jurys inn ladies day sunday and week off after thats how i roll.hahaha cnt wait

****in idiot

Tallaght Saint

The people who put up stupid, pointless song lyrics like this;

"Do it like a brother. Do it like a dude. Grab my crotch, wear my hat low like you.
We can do it like the man'dem, man'dem"

Wtf does that mean?!

booboo88

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Was reasing this all day and what pops up on my fb tonight?
My 13 year old cousin posing in her school uniform with one of those duck faces (that she has in EVERY picture!) and the caption "Meh inn My Uniform Lookin Likee a Lurk :L"

So while I already had to question her ability to speak English I then had to try read the conversation below it:


I am ashamed to be related to her right now...
She is going to be one fun teenager!

how to know your past it. I cant make head nor tale out of that.

my least fav updates are the ones who moan about harry potter, i dont like harry potter but for the love of jesus if you dont like him dont bloody watch him.......



ones i hate
post sat 11.53
bored lol


saturday saturday 3.02
meh


same person....



f***********k off

booboo88

Tallaght Saint wrote: »

The people who put up stupid, pointless song lyrics like this;

"Do it like a brother. Do it like a dude. Grab my crotch, wear my hat low like you.
We can do it like the man'dem, man'dem"

Wtf does that mean?!

you not listen to the song then?
pretty self explanitry

Cookie33

i thought about this and i have decided that FACEBOOK is now officially ****ing****e.com ... nobody chats on chat cas its a balls ... emails in it is ****ed up an i cant even see the most recent updates WTF

why are you wasting your time on it then?

XxMCRxBabyxX

booboo88 wrote: »

how to know your past it. I cant make head nor tale out of that.

my least fav updates are the ones who moan about harry potter, i dont like harry potter but for the love of jesus if you dont like him dont bloody watch him.......



ones i hate
post sat 11.53
bored lol


saturday saturday 3.02
meh


same person....



f***********k off

My 14 year old brother can't understand it either. It's clearly a niche thing!
RIP The English Language

ShadowHearth

It's not status, but I fecking hate who have newborns and bombard fecking Facebook with pictures of theyr spawn every 2 hours. And then all go "aaaaaaaawwwwwwwww sooooooo cute!!!!!! Sooooooo beautiful!!!! Aaaaaaaw."

booboo88

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

My 14 year old brother can't understand it either. It's clearly a niche thing!
RIP The English Language

phew. thought i had one foot in the grave for a sec:p

Absurdum

ShadowHearth wrote: »

It's not status, but I fecking hate who have newborns and bombard fecking Facebook with pictures of theyr spawn every 2 hours. And then all go "aaaaaaaawwwwwwwww sooooooo cute!!!!!! Sooooooo beautiful!!!! Aaaaaaaw."

I do that

Chris P. Bacon

Some load of people complaining about their "friends" on facebook,if you dont know a person dont add them,if you fall out with a person then block them,i get stupid status updates but they are from people i know so i just tell that they are stupid...

Naomi00

CHealy wrote: »

I know a bloke who started posting pics of every single meal he made or ordered in, he had a seperate album called "Yummies" or something along those lines. He started getting freaked out and couldnt put 2+2 togheter when on some random days, id just say "how was your steak and kidney pies last night?" or whatever he had the night before.

Haha that's hilairious

Pdfile

anyone see that petition to keep Amy whino from being cremated so her fella can't snort her ashes... ??


i hate Fb, but that could be the funnest thing ive ever seen in my life... posted a good 4-5 minutes after the news was leaked on bbc. :pac:

wonderfulname

An acquittance of mine was going out with someone who had their password, so the two of them would be online as the same person, at the same time, talking to each other through a status update;

I loveee you xxxxx
>>> I love you too :);)
>>> <Insert sickening smushy pet name here> xXx :D:D
>>> < reciprocated in an equally vile manner>
>>> raunchiness ensues
>>> New person: OMG u guys r so cutee

Possibly the most confusing and disturbing thing to witness.
This is someone who is intelligent and rational in real life, what does facebook do to people? Is it wrong that all I felt was relief when they broke up entirely because of this issue?

Brennaldo II

It's not quite a status, but just in general, I hate when people use 'eh' for the word 'it', Like commenting on a picture "Ah babe love eh"... like seriously, just go jump off a bridge or something.

guitarzero

I think the reason these ridiculous status updates continue is cuz people respond to them. Whats worse is good status updates getting zero response. Hurrah for people as a species.

wonderfulname

Is someone finding their facebook statuses being ignored?

In all fairness most of the annoying ones are attention seeking in nature, of course some simpler people get sucked in.

seanbmc

"I was so ****ed last night (insert more pointless ramblings about how drunk you were) "

:mad:

pragmatic1

Ones that start like "Today is blah, blah day...". You're really making a difference. Big pat on the back.

yupyup7up

"X is 100% devil today" :mad:

denhaagenite

Every second update a quote from Paolo Coehlo. I can also read books, thanks.

Can't delete as she takes massive offence to anything that happens on Facebook, and will probably make her husband (who's very nice and a good buddy) delete myself and my husband. I have set her updates not to appear though. I'm hoping she will eventually delete me.

lawra

I have one in particular on my newsfeed who I can't bear to hide because i find the posts entertaining...here's a few:

":-) but :-( how confusing is life lol"

"the thing you have to remember about this day and age its not like it use to be you use to treat people as you would like to be treated but no not any more its more like treat people like **** while some of us bend over backwards to help other people""

To top it all off, his mother comments underneath every status with "wats up son?? b strong, ur a great person"...ffs

ALSO anyone and everyone who says the word "collage"...if you can't spell college right, you shouldn't fricking be going!

Dan133269

lawra wrote: »

I have one in particular on my newsfeed who I can't bear to hide because i find the posts entertaining...here's a few:

":-) but :-( how confusing is life lol"

"the thing you have to remember about this day and age its not like it use to be you use to treat people as you would like to be treated but no not any more its more like treat people like **** while some of us bend over backwards to help other people""

To top it all off, his mother comments underneath every status with "wats up son?? b strong, ur a great person"...ffs

ALSO anyone and everyone who says the word "collage"...if you can't spell college right, you shouldn't fricking be going!

Lol I knew a fella who went to college, got a 1st class honours degree in college, and yes, he couldn't spell college. He used to spell it collage. Needless to say he wasn't studying English. Sound fella though.

az2wp0sye65487

I randomly read through a couple of pages in this thread and found a lot of the posts entertaining... I haven't read through all the posts though so I don't know if this has been brought up before.

Annoying parents who update their status as a message to their kids, most of whom don't have a Facebook account themselves!

Examples:

"Congratulations to my son little Johnny on winning the U 7's Cup this morning - Mammy's so proud of you" - This is usually followed by all the other retarded friends & family posting underneath: "Well done little Johnny you're doin us proud blah blah blah..."

"Happy birthday to my daughter little Mary who is 3 today, I love you darling" - Followed by the barage of well-wishers: "Happy Birthday little Mary" etc....

Fcuk off!

I'm guessing that these are the sort of annoying people who are generally avoided as they have nothing to talk about except their kids!

ElleEm

Last night, someone on my Friend's List wrote a happy birthday message to her boyfriend (who she lives with!), even though his birthday wasn't til today. She wanted him to have it on the morning of his birthday, even though she lives with him and would have been sittin beside him writing the message.

Sitec

Worked at I Love My Bed (Ladie In the Street , Freak in The Bed )

sock puppet

lawra wrote: »

ALSO anyone and everyone who says the word "collage"...if you can't spell college right, you shouldn't fricking be going!

You sure it isn't intentionel?

Woow_Aqualung

I don't know how many people can relate, but for the passed week or so my News Feed has been inundated with statuses along the lines of

"Miss the Gaeltacht sooooo much. Girls of Teach <insert Irish name here> XOXOXO"

And lads have their own variation of that, usually coupled with some in-joke, like "milis", or "BAINNE!"

7sr2z3fely84g5

Alot of people seem to use FB as storage for their family album,which is ok until their page gets hacked or deleted

AnnaVanilla

Posted this Sunday:

"Who cares about Norway, put some Tour de France on for f***'s sake"

20 angry comments later, he deleted the post again...

Woow_Aqualung

Ephraim Wailing Indigo wrote: »

Alot of people seem to use FB as storage for their family album,which is ok until their page gets hacked or deleted

A deleted Facebook account? Oh that'll never happen

Fozzydog3

''hate ***** da shi outta dem for nun an tink der all hard caus da ppl de do be wi seriously scarla for ya makin a dope outta urself haha''

fckin foreigners your'e in our country now speak english

Kotek Besar

Fozzydog3 wrote: »

''hate ***** da shi outta dem for nun an tink der all hard caus da ppl de do be wi seriously scarla for ya makin a dope outta urself haha''

fckin foreigners your'e in our country now speak english

Your post invokes lulz on many levels.

wonderfulname

Fozzydog3 wrote: »

''hate ***** da shi outta dem for nun an tink der all hard caus da ppl de do be wi seriously scarla for ya makin a dope outta urself haha''

fckin foreigners your'e in our country now speak english

Maybe I'm getting old but the mixture of txt, slang, and a general disregard for the English language seems a language unto itself for me, translation anyone?

ratmouse

I do not understand people putting a hundred xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (kisses) at the end of their status update. Why?!

animan

Fozzydog3 wrote: »

''hate ***** da shi outta dem for nun an tink der all hard caus da ppl de do be wi seriously scarla for ya makin a dope outta urself haha

I hate people that spread stuff for no reason and think they're tough because of the people they hang around with. I'm actually embarrassed for you making yourself look stupid.
I think thats what it says. Ashamed that I understood that

Duddy

Crash on M50, traffic blocked for 40 minutes each way.

Great. Thanks for that.

notwise

A guy I know did this Iron Man competition, half way through:
"Just finished the swim and cycle, just about to start the run, it's tough but doing well"
What the F!ck!
turns out it was his girlfriend who did that but that's even Sadder!!

There's soo many people I should really delete, but the truth is they make me feel good about myself.. at least I'm half normal!

Shane L

girls who put up status' that can only be replied to by their boyfriends
ones that start with "why does everything go wrong for me yada yada "
"today I found out who my real friends are"
"I'm bored"

Thankfully these are the types of people I've only added just to be nice if they were my real friends i'f crack.

SarahBeep!

The best one is when the 'yung 1z' abbreviate

and all

to

anal


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

hatetherain!

I've know this girl for years and am friends with her on Facebook, in reality she good fun and quiet nice.
But when she's on Facebook she drives me bloody demented, I get so fukcing annoyed I want to slap her! Every status update or comment she makes is followed by ...xxx me!
We all know her bloody name is <name here> and that's it's not "me".

"had a great day at the beach today.....xxx me!"

"happy Christmas everyone ....xxxx me!"

"ok so hatetherain! I'll meet you at 2pm tomorrow ...xxx me!"

Everything she writes has her bloody name next to it.....or hasn't she noticed!

It make me so angry....I'm even angry now typing this out

Can't defriend her cause as I said she actually quiet normal and nice in real life

Facebook has cast a "your now a silly 34 years old woman acting like a 13year old girl" spell on her