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DoozerT6

*Madiba

Methinks someone was getting Nelson Mandela confused with a Sinead O Connor song!

xploderz

DoozerT6 wrote: »

*Madiba

Methinks someone was getting Nelson Mandela confused with a Sinead O Connor song!

That's the only typing error you spotted? :pac:

DoozerT6

xploderz wrote: »

That's the only typing error you spotted? :pac:

Haha, I think I tuned the rest of it out!! How anybody could write (type) like that is beyond me. But I am a grammar fiend I'm afraid. Soz bout dat!

implausible

DoozerT6 wrote: »

*Madiba

Methinks someone was getting Nelson Mandela confused with a Sinead O Connor song!

Ah, in fairness even the Taoiseach had difficulty spelling that one:rolleyes:

shruikan2553

A picture of a friend was on facebook and a comment was ""U look fab <Person>!! Xx" and underneath was "See Translation"

Not even facebook knows what they are saying.

Festy

Festy wrote: »

Here's a few gems I came across all from the same fella ofc


garda nd county concil ar kiking me nd the young fella outa tullamore fukin kunts just after gettin setteled nd now im movin again fukin kunt of a life

went ta fas today goh in wih them now i have ta go do my cv nd go askin around in garages to see if anyone is willin to take me on nd if so i have ta do 4 years in collage buh **** ih it well worth 640 a month so ih is ill have a skyline in notime nd went nd goh me provishinal lisence taday aswell so im goin ta geh a moped hahah love ih things ar sartin to look up for me love life

This lad will be going places in his skyline...


Ohh wait




Up in court now im up with 32 charges could be lookin ah time inside fora while

:pac:

Follow up


Fukin packed nd the judge said shes givin me 2 yeArs fukin wanker


Nice1 Judge

Birneybau

*Snob alert*

I'm actually quite surprised how many of ye are friends with scumbags.

Festy

Birneybau wrote: »

*Snob alert*

I'm actually quite surprised how many of ye are friends with scumbags.

He's not on my friends list. Just some scumbag who has his profile on public

Sinfonia

xploderz wrote: »

"fkn nigrian in d post off dis mrnnin n front ov me yer 1 hands hm ova 300 euros in 50s n 20s nd d big angry monky face on hm walkn away d lest y cud do is smyl ya ungratful c.u.n.t ya wud gt laffed outta it in der country tryna claim dat mch money"

*in

Siosleis

Sinfonia wrote: »

*in

Fetac 8?

BNMC

"if ya can't take a joke stay outta my conversations ya stupid bastards .-
if ya think I put up too may status delete me
and if you find my language offensive you can **** off
MERRY CHRISTMAS ! FROM ME TO YOU !"

Classy lady..

BNMC

"if ya can't take a joke stay outta my conversations ya stupid bastards .-
if ya think I put up too may status delete me
and if you find my language offensive you can **** off
MERRY CHRISTMAS ! FROM ME TO YOU !"

Classy lady..

coolhull

BNMC wrote: »

"if ya can't take a joke stay outta my conversations ya stupid bastards .-
if ya think I put up too may status delete me
and if you find my language offensive you can **** off
MERRY CHRISTMAS ! FROM ME TO YOU !"

Classy lady..

That's no lady. That's my wife.

callaway92

Girl, 21. Friend of a friend.

2 Hours ago:

Don't understand when girls dumb themselves down for boys! If you've got intelligence you should be proud of it! I certainly am! I would never pretend to be stupid because I thought it would be COOL because it's definitely not!

20th December:

Prettttttttyyyy drunk right about. NOW!!!!!!!!!!

19th December:

absolutely buzzing with 2013 and can't wait for next year! I actually have the best people in my life right now! Hakuna matata

9th December:

So in 4 nights I have had 11 hours sleep! Safe to day I'm pretty tired!! anyone wanna go out tonight?!

Yeah . . .

yerwanthere123

Uh oh:

"(Girl 1) is claiming my sister (Girl 2) scrawled her last night! Just to clear up her lie- (Girl 2) wasn't anywhere even close to her! She has just made up a complete bare faced lie to blacken here name and then of course comments about her parenting skills! Low blows for low life! Her draining ness is toxic! She clearly doesn't have a Yolo philosophy!"

Merry Christmas everyone!

wnolan1992

"scrawled"?

kumate_champ07

"Lads. i tell. Ya. Girls. Dease. Days. Going. Around talking about girls to. Boys. And. the. Boys tells. Ya back. They. Realy should be. A shame. Of dere selfs. Ahh. ****. It. Talk. Is cheep. Keep. Talking biches. Yas are making me. more famours"

Custardpi

I read that last one in my head in this guy's voice.

coolhull

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

"Lads. i tell. Ya. Girls. Dease. Days. Going. Around talking about girls to. Boys. And. the. Boys tells. Ya back. They. Realy should be. A shame. Of dere selfs. Ahh. ****. It. Talk. Is cheep. Keep. Talking biches. Yas are making me. more famours"

A unique form of writing. :rolleyes:

MurdyWurdy

wnolan1992 wrote: »

"scrawled"?

Seriously, I need to know. What on earth is scrawled?

The first thing that came to mind was girl 1 passed out drunk and girl 2 drew penises all over her face.

Toto Wolfcastle

Scrawled as in scratched at would imagine. I remember using it as that when I was a kid.

Napper Hawkins

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

"Lads. i tell. Ya. Girls. Dease. Days. Going. Around talking about girls to. Boys. And. the. Boys tells. Ya back. They. Realy should be. A shame. Of dere selfs. Ahh. ****. It. Talk. Is cheep. Keep. Talking biches. Yas are making me. more famours"

That took about 15 seconds to read and I'm usually quite good at translating idiot.

MurdyWurdy

Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

Scrawled as in scratched at would imagine. I remember using it as that when I was a kid.

Aww, my one is much more fun

GoAheadCaller

http://s28.postimg.org/6k8zg1tj1/Untitled.png

As much sympathy as I have for him, is facebook really the place for this sort of update?

GoAheadCaller

http://s28.postimg.org/6k8zg1tj1/Untitled.png

As much sympathy as I have for him, is facebook really the place for this sort of update?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

what would you suggest, hire a town crier?

Tasden

GoAheadCaller wrote: »

http://s28.postimg.org/6k8zg1tj1/Untitled.png

As much sympathy as I have for him, is facebook really the place for this sort of update?

But look at all the likes he got

Although in fairness, close family would have been updated directly and now others will know from Facebook so it is handy enough not having to call people to let them know or whatever

GoAheadCaller

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

what would you suggest, hire a town crier?

It just comes across as attention/sympathy seeking though, this was a public update. It's the type of sensitive info personally I would only talk to family and very close friends about, let them know in person or a phone call or something and not just broadcast publically all over the internet.

krudler

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

"Lads. i tell. Ya. Girls. Dease. Days. Going. Around talking about girls to. Boys. And. the. Boys tells. Ya back. They. Realy should be. A shame. Of dere selfs. Ahh. ****. It. Talk. Is cheep. Keep. Talking biches. Yas are making me. more famours"

It's facebook via telegram!

Meeting the girlies stop Mad one planned stop YOLO stop hungover.com stop send lucozade stop

December2012

GoAheadCaller wrote: »

It just comes across as attention/sympathy seeking though, this was a public update. It's the type of sensitive info personally I would only talk to family and very close friends about, let them know in person or a phone call or something and not just broadcast publically all over the internet.

Personally I find nothing wrong with his post.

GarIT

wnolan1992 wrote: »

"scrawled"?

Dumb Facebook slang for Scratched.

coolhull

GoAheadCaller wrote: »

http://s28.postimg.org/6k8zg1tj1/Untitled.png

As much sympathy as I have for him, is facebook really the place for this sort of update?

Its not the way I would have done it, but who am I to judge?

PopePalpatine

I feel old for not knowing this alternate use for "scrawled", and I'm only 19.

PizzamanIRL

Is There Anything Worse Than Waiting On Tan Too Dry

No. There's absolutely nothing worse in the world than waiting for tan to try.

Lisha

GarIT wrote: »

Dumb Facebook slang for Scratched.

I'm amazed at all the hate for 'scrawled'
It's a totally normal word meaning scratched.
Or if you had bad untidy writing you'd be told to 'stop scrawling'

b_mac

I was having a few beers last night, while reminiscing on times gone by, I decided to have a look at fb profiles of girls that I was messing around with(all 6 of them) in my younger days.

First girl that popped into my head was a little cracker from Tyrone... 5'1, petite, smart and an accent that alone would do it for me. Definately the best looking girl I was ever with. I always wondered how that ended and if there was any chance of one more weekend of madness. So stumbled on to her profile and...

FULL TIME MAMMY.

Only thing I saw on her page before I logged off and went to bed.

GarIT

Lisha wrote: »

I'm amazed at all the hate for 'scrawled'
It's a totally normal word meaning scratched.
Or if you had bad untidy writing you'd be told to 'stop scrawling'

I just checked Collin's and Oxford dictionaries and dictionary.com. Scrawled is not a word for anything other than to write hastily/badly.

Lisha

GarIT wrote: »

I just checked Collin's and Oxford dictionaries and dictionary.com. Scrawled is not a word for anything other than to write hastily/badly.

Yes I checked too. All I can say is that in my north cork vernacular scrawled and scratched are interchangeable .

shruikan2553

b_mac wrote: »

I was having a few beers last night, while reminiscing on times gone by, I decided to have a look at fb profiles of girls that I was messing around with(all 6 of them) in my younger days.

First girl that popped into my head was a little cracker from Tyrone... 5'1, petite, smart and an accent that alone would do it for me. Definately the best looking girl I was ever with. I always wondered how that ended and if there was any chance of one more weekend of madness. So stumbled on to her profile and...

FULL TIME MAMMY.

Only thing I saw on her page before I logged off and went to bed.

Cant remember if I mentioned this before but I have some sort of ability to think of a person I went to school with and guess correctly on whether they have children. My friends had fun naming people I havent heard of for years and yet being able to guess correctly.

IvyTheTerrible

Lisha wrote: »

Yes I checked too. All I can say is that in my north cork vernacular scrawled and scratched are interchangeable .

Ye lot exchange 'let' and 'left' so I'm not taking any English advice from you!

rawn

"Pj day wit my lil woman she cnt wait 4 da big man 2 cum tonite xx"


That sounds. .. wrong

GoAheadCaller

rawn wrote: »

"Pj day wit my lil woman she cnt wait 4 da big man 2 cum tonite xx"


That sounds. .. wrong

Feckin hell, think that's one for the authorities not this thread!

BNMC

PJ the pervert.

Mint Aero

rawn wrote: »

"Pj day wit my lil woman she cnt wait 4 da big man 2 cum tonite xx"


That sounds. .. wrong

LOL times a thousand.

XxMCRxBabyxX

I wish it could be Christmas everydaaay! Wouldn't mind waking up to this lot every morning! Happy Christmas everyone hope you have a lovely day ‪#‎spoilt‬
[OTT Picture of Presents]

Santy was good!!!!! Merry Christmas to you and yours! Eat,drink and merry folks wherever you are!
[OTT Picture of Presents]

Santa was here!
[OTT Picture of Presents]

You get the point...

PizzamanIRL

Why is the poll on this thread about being friends with your parents?

up for anything

In the scrawled/scratched debate - there is also another word - scraubed - which would have been used back in my day. Haven't heard it in ages.

GarIT

up for anything wrote: »

In the scrawled/scratched debate - there is also another word - scraubed - which would have been used back in my day. Haven't heard it in ages.

My granny was telling me in the 40 in Dublin they said scrabed, but then again they used the wrong words for everything.

Frankie Lee

Scraubed/Skrawbed was a common word in the mideast(Kildare/Offaly border) up till a few years ago. Never heard of scrawled before.

El Weirdo

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Why is the poll on this thread about being friends with your parents?

This thread is a mish-mash of several threads merged back when the mods around here were a bunch of cunts.

Dark days. Dark days indeed.