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mfceiling

mfceiling wrote: »

To be fair he did well to spell it differently twice in such a short space of time!!

The usual version you see is "physco"
fizzco

LynnGrace

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

I blame the collages.

Aaaaah, collages...<nostalgic>, weren't they the things where you stuck little bits of paper onto a picture .

Richard Hillman

A woman that I know with 4 kids that landed on her feet by getting placed in a house in a nice estate.

"No wonder all the poshie bitches get bet there nothing but little ****ers swear if I could id go out and smash there faces in ugh little horrors"

She wants to move her and the kids out of the nice area back to where she is from (which is very crime-ridden). There really is no hope for some people.

the_monkey

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Feast your eyes on this:

"There's something I need to say because its been at me a small bit. there's certain people out in this f*cking sh*tbag of a town talking about me and saying things about me behind my back and trying to make me out to be something im not. Not that I give a sh*t what any person besides my children would think of me! But it gets abit f*cking annoying.when I have people coming up to me saying "did u hear what he said" or"or heard you this and you did that". I dont bother people i dont talk sh*t about people i keep quite i.dont bother people because i dont want to be bothrd so Its like this and quite simple and this goes out to anyone who's taking about or nyonewho feels like you've something to prove towards me! GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AND COME TO MY FACE WITH YOUR PROBLEM AND IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO PROVE YOURSELF TO ME I GLADLY GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY. BUT IF YOUR NOT ABLE TO TALK TO A MANS FACE SHUT THE F*CK UP BITCHING BEHIND MY BACK. 90% of this town wouldn't do sh*t unless they were drunk outside oriadas f*cking sh*tty c*nts are an embarrassment no wonder this place is known as a pussy little dump of a town. ANYONE HAS WORDS FOR ME SAY THEM TO MY FACE AND I'LL GLADLY MAKE YOU EAT THEM THAT GOES FOR ANYONE I WON'T SHY DOWN TO NOONE ATALL!!!AND NO I DON'T THINK I'M THE BIG MAN IM JUST NOT AFRAID TO FIGHT IF I HAVE TO,DON'T BELIEVE ME?TRY ME!!. ON MY KIDS IF I HEAR NAMES OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ME ONCE MORE IL COME TO YE.PEOPLE SAYING IM PSYCO!!!HAHAHA I'LL GIVE YOU PHSYCO AND GOING ON ABOUT MY DRINKING!MIND YOUR OWN F*CKING BUSINESS!!!!Believe me when I drink,I would drink a f*cking lake of vodka and then go look for another one but that WHEN I go drinking!!people saying I drink aaaalll the time haha I spend 90% of my time in the gym take a look under my tshirts for proof and that's no lies or put me on a thread mill id run the souls off my feet and I'll call it how it is. SICK OF IT!!!! no wonder I trust NOONE. (except daisy my mams dog)"

:eek:

Here he is

TheGoldenAges

Cnt beleaf I finished me leavin, nvr taught Id see da day xoxo. Getin smashed wit me girlies 2nite

Seems you weren't taught enough in school if that's the vocabulary you finish with after 12 or so years in school...

ivytwine

TheGoldenAges wrote: »

Seems you weren't taught enough in school if that's the vocabulary you finish with after 12 or so years in school...

Beleaf.

Beleaf.

Beleaf.


Beleaf.

Beleaf.

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140310004650/fallout/images/b/b5/Exploding-head.gif

pc7

I beleaf I can fly, I beleaf I can touch the sky

coolhull

I beleaf 4 evry drop of rane dat falls, a flour grose.....

Big Bag of Chips

To be fair I think it's an art form in itself... To be able to write a sentence and reinvent the spelling of every single word in that sentence....

I'm fairly well educated yet that is a skill that I just can't seem to master

ArtyM

Big Bag of Chips wrote: »

To be fair I think it's an art form in itself... To be able to write a sentence and reinvent the spelling of every single word in that sentence....

I'm fairly well educated yet that is a skill that I just can't seem to master

2 b fare i tnk its n rt frm itlf. 2 b abl 2 ryt n nvent d spllng ov evree sngl wrd n dat setnz

Am frly wll edukted etc etc

TrustedApple

Posted on the Gamestop Facebook page

Hello.

I would like some clarification on the situation I find myself in when I try and buy games in many of the Dublin stores,I am being harassed for a long time now and since I was banned from trading in, again I was never fully made aware why, the situation has escalated to a point of I have had a shouting match with a staff member in one branch as I tried to make a purchase to which they would not even attempt to process and have been made to feel like a criminal when I am trying to buy games in many branches.

I am well known to many if not all of the staff members in the Dublin stores and have a good relationship with some above that of a normal customer, I have overstepped the boundaries on more than a few occasions as have they with me, I believe I have been unfairly and uniquely singled out and slanderously labelled a trader I have found myself being harassed by former employees of your company in stores such as CeX, Smyths Toys and HMV ad on internet forums based on the opinions formed in your stores, I am a customer looking to buy and trade games like anyone else.

Regard

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

samapple789 wrote: »

Posted on the Gamestop Facebook page

Hello.

I would like some clarification on the situation I find myself in when I try and buy games in many of the Dublin stores,I am being harassed for a long time now and since I was banned from trading in, again I was never fully made aware why, the situation has escalated to a point of I have had a shouting match with a staff member in one branch as I tried to make a purchase to which they would not even attempt to process and have been made to feel like a criminal when I am trying to buy games in many branches.

I am well known to many if not all of the staff members in the Dublin stores and have a good relationship with some above that of a normal customer, I have overstepped the boundaries on more than a few occasions as have they with me, I believe I have been unfairly and uniquely singled out and slanderously labelled a trader I have found myself being harassed by former employees of your company in stores such as CeX, Smyths Toys and HMV ad on internet forums based on the opinions formed in your stores, I am a customer looking to buy and trade games like anyone else.

Regard

I don't understand.

coolhull

This fellah talks like he has a law degree..but where did it get him?

dee_mc

Royal Long Playboy wrote: »

I don't understand.

Presumably the fact that he buys so many games between Gamestop, CeX, Smyths Toys, HMV and internet sellers... but he's just an ordinary buyer, definitely not a dealer?
Or the poorly constructed 'trying to sound formal' post.
I dunno really!

ivytwine

As someone who works in a customer environment with more chancers than both houses of the Oireachtas combined, I think I smell cattle manure from GameStop guy.

No-one gets banned from every outlet of a shop for no reason. I would say he knows exactly what he did, he's hoping the tide of social media will flow in his favour and people will become outraged at GameStop on his behalf.

The legalese, the wounded innocence- classic playing dumb tactics.

Big Bag of Chips

ArtyM wrote: »

2 b fare i tnk its n rt frm itlf. 2 b abl 2 ryt n nvent d spllng ov evree sngl wrd n dat setnz

Am frly wll edukted etc etc

I was actually half way "thru" (see what I did there!!) that before I figured out what it was

ivytwine

Big Bag of Chips wrote: »

To be fair I think it's an art form in itself... To be able to write a sentence and reinvent the spelling of every single word in that sentence....

I'm fairly well educated yet that is a skill that I just can't seem to master

Awh hun dnt wori ih wil cum too yhoo wit praktis xxx

MrVestek

Big Bag of Chips wrote: »

To be fair I think it's an art form in itself... To be able to write a sentence and reinvent the spelling of every single word in that sentence....

I'm fairly well educated yet that is a skill that I just can't seem to master

U ok? Pm me hon.

MrStuffins

ivytwine wrote: »

As someone who works in a customer environment with more chancers than both houses of the Oireachtas combined, I think I smell cattle manure from GameStop guy.

No-one gets banned from every outlet of a shop for no reason. I would say he knows exactly what he did, he's hoping the tide of social media will flow in his favour and people will become outraged at GameStop on his behalf.

The legalese, the wounded innocence- classic playing dumb tactics.

I don't understand, what is it he's being accused of doing?

ivytwine

MrStuffins wrote: »

I don't understand, what is it he's being accused of doing?

No idea. But he must have done something to get banned. I don't work in gaming but I'm sure there's dodgy stuff people can do when selling games. But the whole tone of the message implies to me that he knows well why he was banned, he's hoping to win sympathy from others reading it.

coolhull

ivytwine wrote: »

No idea. But he must have done something to get banned. I don't work in gaming but I'm sure there's dodgy stuff people can do when selling games. But the whole tone of the message implies to me that he knows well why he was banned, he's hoping to win sympathy from others reading it.

Yeah, my heart goes out to him. I will remember him in my prayers

Owryan

From my newsfeed this morning.....one of many daddys day posts

"To da best daddy in the world xxxxxx love you lots xxxxx happy fathers day from your beautiful duaghter x x x x

Someone is going to have a very good night ;-) ;-) ;-) "

Muise...

Owryan wrote: »

From my newsfeed this morning.....one of many daddys day posts

"To da best daddy in the world xxxxxx love you lots xxxxx happy fathers day from your beautiful duaghter x x x x

Someone is going to have a very good night ;-) ;-) ;-) "

Electra?

:eek:

Fiolina

ye kilt me did ye haha dats gas your just great at pullin hair arnt che haha ye tink yed trow a ****in dig ugly dog ye yur fannys as slanty as a japinese cat ye brute yed get up on d pope and some people need t grow up ot straite get down off your banana boat





mmm...ok

Alf. A. Male

Japanese cats are the benchmark for slantiness now? Well, every day's a schoolday.

ivytwine

Fiolina wrote: »

ye kilt me did ye haha dats gas your just great at pullin hair arnt che haha ye tink yed trow a ****in dig ugly dog ye yur fannys as slanty as a japinese cat ye brute yed get up on d pope and some people need t grow up ot straite get down off your banana boat





mmm...ok

"You'd get up on the pope" has to be my new favourite insult.

yerwanthere123

Saw this beaut earlier:

Reports this all you want 'John' I no you have a fake page you dirty demon.you took my sister and ruined her I haven't seen.her in.nearly 6 months u minipulitive sick.evil C*NT. im.going yo.jail.when I catch you I'll happily go. Im goingto kill you.your ****ing dead. I'll bate you to a pulp.I'll.take you're life.I no that pages is you. Your buried. either me or someone else in my family. I wouldn't shoot you.because its too fast. you ruined my sister I'll make you scream you dirty piece of meat

'John' responds, from his fake page:

U have me. This IS "JOHN" and I'm going to smash in ur sisters back door in d nxt 5 mins. Hahahahaha u f*cking thick c*nt lol

You couldn't make it up.

le la rat

At least fake John attempted to calm the situation

rawn

"#Friday #night with this #lovely #lady @friendsname #friends #bestfriends #friendship #fun #happy #girls #drinks #weekend #love"

Posted with a selfie of her and her mate. I mean, c'mon, if you're gonna use that many words why not just write a sentence? Fúckin hashtags.

rawn

"#Friday #night with this #lovely #lady @friendsname #friends #bestfriends #friendship #fun #happy #girls #drinks #weekend #love"

Posted with a selfie of her and her mate. I mean, c'mon, if you're gonna use that many words why not just write a sentence? Fúckin hashtags.

dee_mc

rawn wrote: »

"#Friday #night with this #lovely #lady @friendsname #friends #bestfriends #friendship #fun #happy #girls #drinks #weekend #love"

Posted with a selfie of her and her mate. I mean, c'mon, if you're gonna use that many words why not just write a sentence? Fúckin hashtags.

We may be friends with the same person. My excuse is that we're related so couldn't refuse request

mfceiling

ivytwine wrote: »

"You'd get up on the pope" has to be my new favourite insult.

It's actually "yed get up on d pope"...

coolhull

rawn wrote: »

"#Friday #night with this #lovely #lady @friendsname #friends #bestfriends #friendship #fun #happy #girls #drinks #weekend #love"

.

Is she smoking hash?

banie01

Saw a very disturbing status posted by a friend of mine yesterday....

So I'm laying in bed enjoying a fathers day lie in
Started feeling a bit frisky and asked the Beour for a little ''treat'' to help me celebrate the special day :P
She turns to me and says ''you're not my fecking father''
Never has an erection disappeared so quickly!
One of us will definitely need some counselling after this!
#thisaintStarWars

Is it wrong that I laughed when I read this??

Pawwed Rig

Beour??

eisenberg1

banie01 wrote: »

Saw a very disturbing status posted by a friend of mine yesterday....


Is it wrong that I laughed when I read this??

"Whose yer daddy?":D

banie01

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Beour??

It's Limerick/Cork slang for girlfriend.

Pawwed Rig

banie01 wrote: »

It's Limerick/Cork slang for girlfriend.

Phew, I thought it meant son/daughter which puts a really weird slant to the post

Lisha

banie01 wrote: »

It's Limerick/Cork skanger slang for skanger girlfriend.

Fyp

banie01

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Phew, I thought it meant son/daughter which puts a really weird slant to the post

So a fella asking his GF for a fathers day Blowjob
And being told ''you're not my fecking father''!
Isn't already a weird enough slant?


Made me realize how she always gets away with just giving her auld fella a card!:D

The Snipe

rawn wrote: »

"#Friday #night with this #lovely #lady @friendsname #friends #bestfriends #friendship #fun #happy #girls #drinks #weekend #love"

Posted with a selfie of her and her mate. I mean, c'mon, if you're gonna use that many words why not just write a sentence? Fúckin hashtags.

Was it posted to instagram? AFAIK instagram uses the same '#' tagging system, similar to twittface.

The Snipe

The Snipe wrote: »

Was it posted to instagram? AFAIK instagram uses the same '#' tagging system, similar to twittface.

FB uses hashtags as well, linked to twitter

michellie

Deleted User wrote: »

I know we can't say names here but is this person from waterford?

YES!!

rawn

The Snipe wrote: »

Was it posted to instagram? AFAIK instagram uses the same '#' tagging system, similar to twittface.

It was Facebook. She posted another today, not a selfie, a pic of an icecream on the beach

"Happy Tuesday ☀️.
#sunny #sunshine #dublin #ireland #icecream #lovely #weather #finally #summer #ishere"

WHY THE HASHTAGS? I really don't get it. Just write a sentence!

xzanti

Not a status but some guy on my newsfeed put up a link to a video of some poor unfortunate lad with half his face blown off.. Very distressing.

I googled it for context and it apparently originates from the trouble in Syria.. the guy is conscious and missing his entire lower jaw.

I'm still feeling sick from it.

Why do people share stuff like this.. yes the world is messed up and wars happen but there are kids on Facebook.. they do not need to see these horrors.

FullblownRose

banie01 wrote: »

It's Limerick/Cork slang for girlfriend.

It's also Cant for woman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelta

Fiolina

D 2 a user hairs are massive in dat pic really



Translation: Both of you have nice hair

fussyonion

Girl on my newsfeed is always doing the hastag thing and it is so irritating.
She also puts up selfies every day.

She is gorgeous but my God she knows it.
She has a little boy and she calls him her "sonshine" and the latest photo was of her posing with him in the sun.

"#summer, #icecream, #sonshine, #lovinglife, #posers. #sowhat, #whocares, #bray, #picnic, #bliss"
She hashtags everything she says.

Last week it was: "#dinner #parentshouse #roast #loveit #stuffed".

:mad::mad:

IvyTheTerrible

The way those people use hashtags without really understanding what they are for reminds me of Joey from friends trying to use the hand movement for inverted commas.

Muise...

xzanti wrote: »

Not a status but some guy on my newsfeed put up a link to a video of some poor unfortunate lad with half his face blown off.. Very distressing.

I googled it for context and it apparently originates from the trouble in Syria.. the guy is conscious and missing his entire lower jaw.

I'm still feeling sick from it.

Why do people share stuff like this.. yes the world is messed up and wars happen but there are kids on Facebook.. they do not need to see these horrors.

Never mind the kids - this adult does not need to see these horrors (I'd actually call them obscenities) to know that the world is messed up and wars happen. Some of them are faked too, which means less credibility to whatever petition/awareness/plea they are meant to advance, and even worse, a desensitisation to gruesome violence.