Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

Ted_YNWA

LexieOnRale wrote: »

http://tinypic.com/r/mmfngz/8


Give me strength

Wha .. Arnotts don't use the real Santa.

I'm gonna sue them for false advertising.

Surprised someone hasn't done this already in US, they love taking big corpos to court.

rawn

This status is from a girl who does hairdressing from her home.

"bahahaha vicki im sorry but ur hair an dem rank extensions an so called blonde dont suit ye .pmsl"

rawn

This status is from a girl who does hairdressing from her home.

"bahahaha vicki im sorry but ur hair an dem rank extensions an so called blonde dont suit ye .pmsl"

Taylor365

rawn wrote: »

This status is from a girl who does hairdressing from her home.

"bahahaha vicki im sorry but ur hair an dem rank extensions an so called blonde dont suit ye .pmsl"

Seems a pretty standard thing for a female under the age of 30 to say.


And by standard, i mean low....

Applause

Ah here..
http://puu.sh/czcBu/0cb96e7865.jpg

Nib

"Have just finished teaching for the day and was standing peeling spuds for the dinner n him in doors said Jasus there a breeze and a half blowing around the back of my neck and he says there is no windows or doors open what could that be and I just turned and smiled at him (he knows my thoughts on the spirit world) he says STOP that now or I may sprinkle myself in Holy Water !!!!!! Says I the Devil doesn't like Holy Water ha ha ha ha ha "

Yes, that's correct, she's a teacher.

PopePalpatine

I needed to re-read that several times just to understand it.

eternal

Pack of snobs on this but it's good for a laugh. To be fair, most people are only messing on facebook and not writing a doctorate on linguistics.

pedro1234

eternal wrote: »

Pack of snobs on this but it's good for a laugh. To be fair, most people are only messing on facebook and not writing a doctorate on linguistics.

You'll find the majority are quite serious narcissists.

eternal

pedro1234 wrote: »

You'll find the majority are quite serious narcissists.

Well I still follow this thread as people are astounding and most of them never cease to amaze me. Everyone is a narcissist to some degree.

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

eternal wrote: »

Well I still follow this thread as people are astounding and most of them never cease to amaze me. Everyone is a narcissist to some degree.

Mailed u hun xxx

MagicIRL

eternal wrote: »

Pack of snobs on this but it's good for a laugh. To be fair, most people are only messing on facebook and not writing a doctorate on linguistics.

Awww hun, did someone post your status? xoxo

Taylor365

MagicIRL wrote: »

Awww hun, did someone post your status? xoxo

U ok Hun? xxx ''feeling generous''

Nib

eternal wrote: »

Well I still follow this thread as people are astounding and most of them never cease to amaze me. Everyone is a narcissist to some degree.

Notin only a pak of mouths n dis town hun let d haterz b ur motevaters xoxoxo

Pherekydes

eternal wrote: »

Everyone is a narcissist to some degree.

Quite true. But totally meaningless. It's like saying everyone is tall to some degree.

Axel Lamp

I relly shod think befor I tock - feeling ashamed

Chats Bord Home Alone

Feelin ugly ughhh

And I see more of the problems apart from being a morbidly obese stupid narcissistic bitch are:

Works at: model (barbie)
Studied at: i dont go to school

Squeedily Spooch

Tock?

Tock?

What a ****ing moron.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

http://tinypic.com/r/s4nomo/8
What a simpleton

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

http://tinypic.com/r/s4nomo/8
What a simpleton

dirkmeister

LexieOnRale wrote: »

http://tinypic.com/r/s4nomo/8
What a simpleton

Spot the glass of "vino" strategically positioned in the picture.

extra gravy

dirkmeister wrote: »

Spot the glass of "vino" strategically positioned in the picture.

And the empty bottle beside it...

Magenta

LexieOnRale wrote: »

http://tinypic.com/r/s4nomo/8
What a simpleton

Marilyn Monroe framed pic on the wall and everything!!!

"If yiz dont love me at me worst, yiz dont deserve me at me best hunzos xxx"

Guy:Incognito

Squeedily Spooch wrote: »

Tock?

Tock?

What a ****ing moron.

Maybe shes a clock and meant tick instead of think?


Although , funnily enough, think is the only word more than 1 letter long she spelled properly.

fussyonion

Girl 1: "O to the em to the G. I have such big news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Girl 2: "I know hun cnt believe it"
Girl 3: "Trilled 4 ya chick"
Girl 4: "wat news is this?"
Girl 5: "Mail ya."

Ted_YNWA

fussyonion wrote: »

Girl 1: "O to the em to the G. I have such big news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Girl 2: "I know hun cnt believe it"
Girl 3: "Trilled 4 ya chick"
Girl 4: "wat news is this?"
Girl 5: "Mail ya."

Girl 4 should reply.

Delighted that .... & mention the news in that chat.

pedro1234

Why do silly boys lie ?? then get caught rotten well your girlfriend isnt impressd with you all fellas like that should be put down snakes

eternal

Nib wrote: »

Notin only a pak of mouths n dis town hun let d haterz b ur motevaters xoxoxo

Luv u xxxx

rawn

"C dis fb takn all me crd crackn up."

TheChevron

rawn wrote: »

"C dis fb takn all me crd crackn up."

Ill have a go at deciphering this one:

"This Facebook application is using all my mobile phone credit as I was unaware of the of the data charges. I am seriously unhappy about this."

MrStuffins

rawn wrote: »

"C dis fb takn all me crd crackn up."

If she's paying by the letter then she's grand!

sparkle_23

Not friends with this person but this status has been shared way too many times by people I'm friends with

I hate people...

Shanotheslayer

sparkle_23 wrote: »

Not friends with this person but this status has been shared way too many times by people I'm friends with

I hate people...

100 shares and he gets fired from his job tho xoxo

rawn

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8364458752/hEBC31298/

Shame ya can't post images on this forum. Effort of clicking!

Toto Wolfcastle

rawn wrote: »

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8364458752/hEBC31298/

Shame ya can't post images on this forum. Effort of clicking!

What an absolute knob of a person.

efb

Facebook just seemed to be details about commercial pages my friends liked

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

The first few months of our marriage haven't been the smoothest of sailing- but tonight is pretty damn hard. How do you give up something that you've had long before a new last name because the love of your life asks you to?

Responses:
1.There are many people that find a lot of value in the idea of compromise, but when it comes to giving up elements of yourself to please or maintain a relationship I personally don’t feel that it is very healthy. The best, and often longest lasting relationships are those in which both parties can effortlessly be themselves without being faced by or fearing judgement, ridicule or a pressure to change. We all know when we are being fake, it’s therefore up to us to first see why we are being fake and then decide whether or not our true self belongs in this relationship.

2. Achieving harmony is always a challenge....but it is much easier if you, as a couple, sit quietly together, holding hands, and breathing and letting go of any expectations on the other and yourself - and just being at one. Andy and I have practiced this process - to reach consensus for years - and it has virtually eliminated all arguments. This has been practiced by native populations for millennia - and it works. The biggest problem with this method - is that life gets in the way - dinner needs fixing, you have to go to work, kids need care....etc etc...But truthfully - if you will take a few minutes when the situation comes up - and sit together - and bond....you will achieve a deeper harmony than you ever realized was possible. But truthfully - if it is smoking that is the issue - I vote for your husband! LOL Also - If you do have a major disagreement and the other partner doesn't want to participate in the harmony sitting - you can do it by yourself too - breathing and just being quiet....at least you find your own center...and can deal in kindness and strength.

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

The first few months of our marriage haven't been the smoothest of sailing- but tonight is pretty damn hard. How do you give up something that you've had long before a new last name because the love of your life asks you to?

Responses:
1.There are many people that find a lot of value in the idea of compromise, but when it comes to giving up elements of yourself to please or maintain a relationship I personally don’t feel that it is very healthy. The best, and often longest lasting relationships are those in which both parties can effortlessly be themselves without being faced by or fearing judgement, ridicule or a pressure to change. We all know when we are being fake, it’s therefore up to us to first see why we are being fake and then decide whether or not our true self belongs in this relationship.

2. Achieving harmony is always a challenge....but it is much easier if you, as a couple, sit quietly together, holding hands, and breathing and letting go of any expectations on the other and yourself - and just being at one. Andy and I have practiced this process - to reach consensus for years - and it has virtually eliminated all arguments. This has been practiced by native populations for millennia - and it works. The biggest problem with this method - is that life gets in the way - dinner needs fixing, you have to go to work, kids need care....etc etc...But truthfully - if you will take a few minutes when the situation comes up - and sit together - and bond....you will achieve a deeper harmony than you ever realized was possible. But truthfully - if it is smoking that is the issue - I vote for your husband! LOL Also - If you do have a major disagreement and the other partner doesn't want to participate in the harmony sitting - you can do it by yourself too - breathing and just being quiet....at least you find your own center...and can deal in kindness and strength.

J Mysterio

What a ****

Generic Dreadhead

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

Achieving harmony is always a challenge....but it is much easier if you, as a couple, sit quietly together, holding hands, and breathing and letting go of any expectations on the other and yourself - and just being at one. Andy and I have practiced this process - to reach consensus for years - and it has virtually eliminated all arguments. This has been practiced by native populations for millennia - and it works. The biggest problem with this method - is that life gets in the way - dinner needs fixing, you have to go to work, kids need care....etc etc...But truthfully - if you will take a few minutes when the situation comes up - and sit together - and bond....you will achieve a deeper harmony than you ever realized was possible. But truthfully - if it is smoking that is the issue - I vote for your husband! LOL Also - If you do have a major disagreement and the other partner doesn't want to participate in the harmony sitting - you can do it by yourself too - breathing and just being quiet....at least you find your own center...and can deal in kindness and strength.

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kunst nugget

What's she actually being asked to give up?

IvyTheTerrible

kunst nugget wrote: »

What's she actually being asked to give up?

I think she's saying that she's perfected sulking til her husband agrees with her.

kunst nugget

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

Achieving harmony is always a challenge....but it is much easier if you, as a couple, sit quietly together, holding hands, and breathing and letting go of any expectations on the other and yourself - and just being at one. Andy and I have practiced this process - to reach consensus for years - and it has virtually eliminated all arguments. This has been practiced by native populations for millennia - and it works.

Strangely enough, I think that two people having a bit of cop on works wonders as well. Much better than a dose of hand holding and heavy breathing imo.

Fozzydog3

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

The first few months of our marriage haven't been the smoothest of sailing- but tonight is pretty damn hard. How do you give up something that you've had long before a new last name because the love of your life asks you to?

Responses:
1.There are many people that find a lot of value in the idea of compromise, but when it comes to giving up elements of yourself to please or maintain a relationship I personally don’t feel that it is very healthy. The best, and often longest lasting relationships are those in which both parties can effortlessly be themselves without being faced by or fearing judgement, ridicule or a pressure to change. We all know when we are being fake, it’s therefore up to us to first see why we are being fake and then decide whether or not our true self belongs in this relationship.

2. Achieving harmony is always a challenge....but it is much easier if you, as a couple, sit quietly together, holding hands, and breathing and letting go of any expectations on the other and yourself - and just being at one. Andy and I have practiced this process - to reach consensus for years - and it has virtually eliminated all arguments. This has been practiced by native populations for millennia - and it works. The biggest problem with this method - is that life gets in the way - dinner needs fixing, you have to go to work, kids need care....etc etc...But truthfully - if you will take a few minutes when the situation comes up - and sit together - and bond....you will achieve a deeper harmony than you ever realized was possible. But truthfully - if it is smoking that is the issue - I vote for your husband! LOL Also - If you do have a major disagreement and the other partner doesn't want to participate in the harmony sitting - you can do it by yourself too - breathing and just being quiet....at least you find your own center...and can deal in kindness and strength.

Ahh native populations and all the earthy spiritual wisdom that comes with ... being from a place.

Digital Solitude

Aren't all populations native? Sounds like a kind of a New Age Hippy to me

J Mysterio

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

I think she's saying that she's perfected sulking til her husband agrees with her.

:pac:

eternal

eternal wrote: »

Luv u xxxx

My post was funny too and I only got one like

Loughc

eternal wrote: »

My post was funny too and I only got one like

You ok hun? x

Nib

eternal wrote: »

My post was funny too and I only got one like

Make that zero.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

http://tinypic.com/r/2e6ftk6/8

Grayson

Nib wrote: »

Make that zero.

I felt sorry so I gave it a like. I may remove it in the future just to create an atmosphere of uncertainty.