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Ihatecuddles

This made me laugh

Dear really fat girls.. please do not try to dress as anything sexy or slutty for Halloween, try to stick to full costumes like a ghost, banshee or muslim ect. which are fairly cheap to construct at home so you'll have more money towards your big mac fund. Trust me no one wants to see an over weight girl squeeze into something tat highlights how many "x factor & chinese wit da girlos shure y nt" type of nights you've have had in the last few months.. or years, thank you. - the general public

kunst nugget

Cormac... wrote: »

Damn straight, every time I see one of these "Only God can Judge me" statuses, I just go full judge on them, I judge everyone, as they do me, I believe anyone thinking the opposite is deluded. That being said I think a negative connuctivity has sprung up between "Judging someone" and "Thinking someone is a bad person". Being able to judge people, places, situations etc well is what keeps us from sending money to an imprisioned African Prince :pac:

I wonder do imprisoned African princes wear 'only God can judge me' t-shirts?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

God still thinks they're a whore so it's ok.

TheChevron

rawn wrote: »

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8372085760/h13992B0D/

Vague-booking at it's finest

http://www.11points.com/images/grammartattoos/neverdontgiveup.jpg

TheGoldenAges

"Well done Ireland, use bokkies basterds are yusless *cryinglaughemoji* x8 *shamrock* x6"

shruikan2553

At least try to show some compassion when pretending to be morally superior. Sometimes I wish I was friends with people just so I could unfriend them.

diograis

shruikan2553 wrote: »

At least try to show some compassion when pretending to be morally superior. Sometimes I wish I was friends with people just so I could unfriend them.

took the words out of my mouth, jaysis they could have at least pretended to care for the victim if they're gonna share it on their timeline...

sligojoek

Person A: Not a wink of sleep in two nights, like a zombie going around this morning.

Person B: Notting as bad ders tabs u can get calms der called der suppose to b good!!!Ya u get em n d cemhist u sud try em

The exclamation marks and the cemhist did it for me. I'll have a look at this friend of a frendz pst 2mro. Going by their form there's bound to be more gemz!! LOL

sligojoek

Person A: Not a wink of sleep in two nights, like a zombie going around this morning.

Person B: Notting as bad ders tabs u can get calms der called der suppose to b good!!!Ya u get em n d cemhist u sud try em

MrStuffins

shruikan2553 wrote: »

At least try to show some compassion when pretending to be morally superior. Sometimes I wish I was friends with people just so I could unfriend them.

I think we share a Facebook friend. Unless that's been doing the rounds as a feminist thing?

shruikan2553

MrStuffins wrote: »

I think we share a Facebook friend. Unless that's been doing the rounds as a feminist thing?

The person wasnt a friend of myself, a friend of mine liked it so it came up for me.

Ted_YNWA

sligojoek wrote: »

Person A: Not a wink of sleep in two nights, like a zombie going around this morning.

Person B: Notting as bad ders tabs u can get calms der called der suppose to b good!!!Ya u get em n d cemhist u sud try em

Had to read that a few times.

Is it 10/27 words that are spelled correctly in the second comment :eek:

El Weirdo

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Had to read that a few times.

Is it 10/27 words that are spelled correctly in the second comment :eek:

And apart from "called", all 2 and 3 letter words.

Moron.

coolhull

El Weirdo wrote: »

And apart from "called", all 2 and 3 letter words.

Moron.

Hey, the lady's in a hurry, leave her alone

demakinz

A friend of a friend talking about her child getting too much homework in junior infants.

So true and they think they should no all there letters so wroug if they can do ay letter bye there selfs there brl but they think there alway right

dirkmeister

demakinz wrote: »

A friend of a friend talking about her child getting too much homework in junior infants.

"So true and they think they should no all there letters so wroug if they can do ay letter bye there selfs there brl but they think there alway right"




I presume that status is an unbelievably sharp piece of humour and not how someone actually spells?

Applause

dirkmeister wrote: »

"So true and they think they should no all there letters so wroug if they can do ay letter bye there selfs there brl but they think there alway right"




I presume that status is an unbelievably sharp piece of humour and not how someone actually spells?

I don't see any humour in it, though. :pac:

FreeFallin94

"Work dun ✔ cleaning dun ✔ walk dun ✔ dinner dun ✔ now wat ta du 4 d rest of d nite"

Learn to spell, maybe??

How difficult is it to spell "done" correctly? It only has one extra letter!! I have no problem with people who are genuinely bad at spelling, but people who purposely spell words incorrectly for no apparent reason annoy me so, so much. Like, why would you spell the word 'do' with a 'u' instead of the 'o'?! That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever!

Lucyfur

''Wish dis hangovr wud fuk off''

From the same woman who posted her 20 week scan picture of ''daddies big boii'' the previous week.

Lisha

Lucyfur wrote: »

''Wish dis hangovr wud fuk off''

From the same woman who posted her 20 week scan picture of ''daddies big boii'' the previous week.

BaZmO*

Lucyfur wrote: »

''Wish dis hangovr wud fuk off''

From the same woman who posted her 20 week scan picture of ''daddies big boii'' the previous week.

That's actually disgraceful if true.

fussyonion

"Ova d moon got news today dat dey finally have a council house for me and my princess im just delited"

"id say u r hun thats great"
"trilled 2 bitz 4 ye an ur little minime"
"well dun darlin didn i tel ya ya'd get sumwhere soon if ya kept bajering sin fein"
"congratz chick im glad an after all uve bin tru"
"tanks girlos im off to bnq tomoro an get dis kip furnished! lampshades n duvetts all de way an dont 4get the housewarmin in a few weeks we'l blo the roof off de gaff"
"dat we will darlin dat we will. so proud of u chicken"
"tanx ma"

Ted_YNWA

So proud of your daughter (I presume) for getting a council house :eek:

Jebus, how do some people manage to tie their shoes in the morning.

coolhull

fussyonion wrote: »

"Ova d moon got news today dat dey finally have a council house for me and my princess im just delited"

"id say u r hun thats great"
"trilled 2 bitz 4 ye an ur little minime"
"well dun darlin didn i tel ya ya'd get sumwhere soon if ya kept bajering sin fein"
"congratz chick im glad an after all uve bin tru"
"tanks girlos im off to bnq tomoro an get dis kip furnished! lampshades n duvetts all de way an dont 4get the housewarmin in a few weeks we'l blo the roof off de gaff"
"dat we will darlin dat we will. so proud of u chicken"
"tanx ma"

'sin fein' doesn't like being 'bajered'... You wouldn't like them when they're angry.

J Mysterio

demakinz wrote: »

A friend of a friend talking about her child getting too much homework in junior infants.

Bahahaha. That's it. ****ing post of the year.

sligojoek

demakinz wrote: »

A friend of a friend talking about her child getting too much homework in junior infants.

In fairness, she got off to a good start but after the seventh word she went rapidly downhill.

sligojoek

Person A: Not a wink of sleep in two nights, like a zombie going around this morning.

Person B: Notting as bad ders tabs u can get calms der called der suppose to b good!!!Ya u get em n d cemhist u sud try em

The exclamation marks and the cemhist did it for me. I'll have a look at this friend of a frendz pst 2mro. Going by their form there's bound to be more gemz!! LOL

sligojoek

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Some sort of freaky double posting happened there.

Probably my fault.

_Whimsical_

" water charges rable rable rable"-posted from my iPhone

"I have no money I can barely afford to live because of this government, rabble rabble rabble "-posted from my iPad

" Overthrow the Dail, people like me are broken barely able to put food on the table "-posted from my iPhone

" Me with my super expensive telescope that I've just bought myself, anyone recommend a camera I could use with it? " -posted from my iPhone.

*rolls eyes*

crybaby

Lucyfur wrote: »

''Wish dis hangovr wud fuk off''

From the same woman who posted her 20 week scan picture of ''daddies big boii'' the previous week.

Post some pictures of deformed babies on her wall and tell her to stop drinking

Generic Dreadhead

dirkmeister wrote: »

"So true and they think they should no all there letters so wroug if they can do ay letter bye there selfs there brl but they think there alway right"

I don't actually understand this one, anyone care to have a stab at translating? :pac:

Lucyfur wrote: »

''Wish dis hangovr wud fuk off''

From the same woman who posted her 20 week scan picture of ''daddies big boii'' the previous week.

Lisha wrote: »

Why does the face have more likes than the original post :pac:

sligojoek

https://www.facebook.com/grammarly/photos/a.158139670871698.33824.139729956046003/915838241768500/?type=1

kunst nugget

Cormac... wrote: »

Why does the face have more likes than the original post

Because everyone knows how what it's like to have a raging hangover…

GAAman

kunst nugget wrote: »

Because everyone knows how what it's like to have a raging hangover…

I don't, no matter how much I drink I never get em.

You may commence the hatred :pac:

Paddy Cow

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

" water charges rable rable rable"-posted from my iPhone

"I have no money I can barely afford to live because of this government, rabble rabble rabble "-posted from my iPad

" Overthrow the Dail, people like me are broken barely able to put food on the table "-posted from my iPhone

" Me with my super expensive telescope that I've just bought myself, anyone recommend a camera I could use with it? " -posted from my iPhone.

*rolls eyes*

Is that you Joan?

Paddy Cow

Cormac... wrote: »

dirkmeister wrote: »

"So true and they think they should no all there letters so wroug if they can do ay letter bye there selfs there brl but they think there alway right"

I don't actually understand this one, anyone care to have a stab at translating? :pac:

So true. The teachers think the kids should know all their letters and it's so wrong. If they can do any letter by themselves they're brilliant. The kids in junior infants get too much homework but the teachers always think they are right.

Generic Dreadhead

Paddy Cow wrote: »

So true. The teachers think the kids should know all their letters and it's so wrong. If they can do any letter by themselves they're brilliant. The kids in junior infants get too much homework but the teachers always think they are right.

What a ****ing ******

IvyTheTerrible

Paddy Cow wrote: »

So true. The teachers think the kids should know all their letters and it's so wrong. If they can do any letter by themselves they're brilliant. The kids in junior infants get too much homework but the teachers always think they are right.

So this person thinks her child should do less homework and not more? Cripes, what sort of Dumb facebook statuses will that child be posting in 10+ years?

Loughc

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

So this person thinks her child should do less homework and not more? Cripes, what sort of Dumb facebook statuses will that child be posting in 10+ years?

You ok hun? X

I imagine any word over three letters will be a struggle to spell for them.

Kalyke

Someone I know wrote this on FB .... Love it!:D:D:D

Yesterday morning i had to go over to the garage and the road was flooded at the stop sighn at the round about so i went to cross over in front of it And there were a water installer van coming up from the ******** way and he drove straight in to the flood of water and drench me from head to toe so i called him a stupid so and so and he got out to me let me tell ye it was the wrong place wrong time and to the wrong man calling me all the names under the sun so he found himself on the flat of his back in the flood of water ,didnt want it that way if the same guy is reading this you jaw will be ok by next week just to let you know im 60 years old and your were about half that think before you act the *~~t with ppl

The Moldy Gowl

Don't you dare speak to me in bold writing young pup

VinLieger

And?

Sheep Lover

What did they get in the garage after though?!

Fcuking cliffhangers drive me mad!

The Moldy Gowl

Also, I don't understand what happened. Are these my feet?

Beaner1

Sounds like forwards from grandparents. The sort of thing you'd read on snopes.

Drenching someone with a car is a crime as is the following assault.

Paddy Cow

Loughc wrote: »

Yu ok hun? X

I imagine any word over three letters will be a struggle to spell for them.

Fixed your post :pac:

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

So a youngster (more than 10 years my junior) was dumb enough to stand at a flood on a road with traffic passing, then verbally and physically abuses somebody. Where's this non-story going?

Edit: he would be better off learning how to type/spell.

SEPT 23 1989

I would say James Joyce is ****ting himself

Earl Turner

Kalyke wrote: »

Someone I know wrote this on FB .... Love it!:D:D:D

Yesterday morning i had to go over to the garage and the road was flooded at the stop sighn at the round about so i went to cross over in front of it And there were a water installer van coming up from the ******** way and he drove straight in to the flood of water and drench me from head to toe so i called him a stupid so and so and he got out to me let me tell ye it was the wrong place wrong time and to the wrong man calling me all the names under the sun so he found himself on the flat of his back in the flood of water ,didnt want it that way if the same guy is reading this you jaw will be ok by next week just to let you know im 60 years old and your were about half that think before you act the *~~t with ppl

Did you leave out the 'like and share if you love this!' part?

jamesbere

If you don't like and share this in 20 seconds that old man will come and punch you in the face.