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Grayson

KKkitty wrote: »

If she is it's stupid to announce it so early. Anything could happen.

1 in 4 pregnancies don't make it to the second trimester.

milltown

Has her occupation changed to full time mummy yet?

Loughc

milltown wrote: »

Has her occupation changed to full time mummy yet?

No it's still down as being a full time mad bastard!

PopePalpatine

Un Croissant wrote: »

Type Amen.

Under a picture of a baby with all its guts hanging out.

Didn't finish my breakfast.

Let me guess, the poster is an insane pro-lifer?

kunst nugget

bjork wrote: »

Works either way.
If she's pregnant, she can start posting scans, inspirational messages about how she'll love her baba and so on asap


If she's not, she'll have lots of fb sympathy and are u ok hun type stuff

I'm waiting for the 'FALSE ALARM! Thought I was pregnant but turns out I was just too full after eating a KFC family bucket by meself' status.

Loughc

kunst nugget wrote: »

I'm waiting for the 'FALSE ALARM! Thought I was pregnant but turns out I was just too full after eating a KFC family bucket by meself' status.

Promptly followed by Vino this weekend girlies, time to celebratez.

KKkitty

Grayson wrote: »

1 in 4 pregnancies don't make it to the second trimester.

I know that personally after losing 2 babies before the second trimester. I don't mind the odd scan picture but announcing your pregnancy in the first few weeks is way too much.

Sittingpretty

milltown wrote: »

Has her occupation changed to full time mummy yet?

She's already a Mum.

crybaby

KKkitty wrote: »

I know that personally after losing 2 babies before the second trimester. I don't mind the odd scan picture but announcing your pregnancy in the first few weeks is way too much.

I think you taking offence to it is way too much, exactly how does an early pregnancy announcement affect you?

kunst nugget

crybaby wrote: »

I think you taking offence to it is way too much, exactly how does an early pregnancy announcement affect you?

How was she taking offence? Is she not pointing out that announcing a pregnancy too early, you run the risk of having to tell the whole world and its mother if you then have a miscarriage in the first 8-12 weeks which is pretty common and usually something that you might want to keep private or between you, your family and closest friends. It's something I've seen happen on facebook before.

Oryx

kunst nugget wrote: »

How was she taking offence? Is she not pointing out that announcing a pregnancy too early, you run the risk of having to tell the whole world and its mother if you then have a miscarriage in the first 8-12 weeks which is pretty common and usually something that you might want to keep private or between you, your family and closest friends. It's something I've seen happen on facebook before.

You also run the risk of the pregnancy ending, but being asked about it and congratulated by people who hadnt heard the bad news.

Generic Dreadhead

This same thing happens on every thread, or maybe it's just this thread every few pages, I forget

Un Croissant

PopePalpatine wrote: »

Let me guess, the poster is an insane pro-lifer?

God only knows. My whole feed is taken up with 'life's about to take a turn for the better. Type Amen if you agree' ****e.

wallywhittle

"Strange t tink dat dat 1 person u wud tink abou wud have ye down in d dumps like a junkie lookin for his fix."

Doctor Jimbob

wallywhittle wrote: »

"Strange t tink dat dat 1 person u wud tink abou wud have ye down in d dumps like a junkie lookin for his fix."

There's a special place in hell reserved for people who type with an accent :mad:

tailgunner

wallywhittle wrote: »

"Strange t tink dat dat 1 person u wud tink abou wud have ye down in d dumps like a junkie lookin for his fix."

It's like the dim-witted second cousin (twice removed) of English.

coolhull

tailgunner wrote: »

It's like the dim-witted second cousin (twice removed) of English.

That was English?

Golfgorfield

*%$£"£$%$ has checked in at %^$£$ hospital.......

cue; Hope ur ok hun, hope ur ok hun etc etc etc



FLUICH OFF

skittles8710

"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves" with collage accompanying

dee_mc

skittles8710 wrote: »

"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves" with collage accompanying

It's a sign of real dedication to this thread that when I read the word 'collage' I assumed it meant 'college' as usual...

Fishyfreak

I kid you not, on my facebook page yesterday:

"Bodies needed at grange community collage we have polititions blocked in !!"

The poor polititions.

bjork

Sounds like they were stuck! :pac:

kunst nugget

Fishyfreak wrote: »

I kid you not, on my facebook page yesterday:

"Bodies needed at grange community collage we have polititions blocked in !!"

The poor polititions.

Great misspelling of politicians to be fair. And with the obligatory spelling of 'collage'. That's got to be a full house in Facebook Bad Spelling Bingo.

MonkstownHoop

"Just been ripped off. On facebook yesterday, and got a message with the tesco logo on it. Giving away 500 vouchers for €500. Entered the site still with the tesco logo and had to answer a simple question and give phone number. Like a fool or just a normal trusting person I gave them my phone number and within 30 seconds €15 was taken off my vodafone account. So furious"

One reply was "hi **** did you contact Tesco?"

Nib

"fewerous :mad:"

May God have mercy on us all.

GAAman

skittles8710 wrote: »

"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves" with collage accompanying

The new one that's doing my tits in, when a girl (Sorry ladies, it's only females doing this on my newsfeed) posts a birthday message for a friend of theirs complete with pics. Not pics of the birthday person you see, that wouldn't be self obsessed enough, it has to be all pics of the two of them and the birthday wisher just happens to be done up to bits in them.

:rolleyes:

PopePalpatine

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

"Just been ripped off. On facebook yesterday, and got a message with the tesco logo on it. Giving away 500 vouchers for €500. Entered the site still with the tesco logo and had to answer a simple question and give phone number. Like a fool or just a normal trusting person I gave them my phone number and within 30 seconds €15 was taken off my vodafone account. So furious"

One reply was "hi **** did you contact Tesco?"

I remember getting scammed about 5 years ago by clicking a Bebo link which forced me to put in my number to read an article. It was a painful lesson.

BaZmO*

PopePalpatine wrote: »

I remember getting scammed about 5 years ago by clicking a Bebo link which forced me to put in my number to read an article. It was a painful lesson.

I think it's called a stupidity tax.

893bet

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

"Just been ripped off. On facebook yesterday, and got a message with the tesco logo on it. Giving away 500 vouchers for €500. Entered the site still with the tesco logo and had to answer a simple question and give phone number. Like a fool or just a normal trusting person I gave them my phone number and within 30 seconds €15 was taken off my vodafone account. So furious"

One reply was "hi **** did you contact Tesco?"

Does this mean of there is someone you don't like you can just enter their number?

Doesn't make sense that you can reg someone else for a service and have them charged direct.

rawn

893bet wrote: »

Does this mean of there is someone you don't like you can just enter their number?

Doesn't make sense that you can reg someone else for a service and have them charged direct.

I always enter a fake number close to my own fire online stuff that I'm not sure of. Ooops...


Though to be fair I'd never fall for anything that obvious. ..

Un Croissant

What date is mothers day?

The Google/Google/Google.

bjork

Un Croissant wrote: »

What date is mothers day?

The Google/Google/Google.

But then how would everyone know that they love their mother?

kerash

Very graphic photo of a dead baby (supposedly aborted) on my facebook feed, I reported the post and pm'd the person who shared it (friend of friend)
I said the following;
"Hey, I don't like this post. Please remove it. Please don't share these links on public pages without warning."

The reply I got

"facebook is for everyone,the way you are going on you would think it was me that murdered that child,i hope you sent the same message to everyone else,i would not have seen it only it was sent to me,now grow up and see what abortion really is,MURDER



from the looks of your photo (looks like your having a joint) i dont think anything would bother you abortion,murder etc"


This was my profile pic http://goo.gl/6Lg28z

wallywhittle

"Lort acc hates wexford now ya wud b sick of bein in d same place 24/7 if i had d money in de mornin i wud go srtraight t d land down under australia only place i wants t go now ha."

El Weirdo

wallywhittle wrote: »

"Lort acc hates wexford now ya wud b sick of bein in d same place 24/7 if i had d money in de mornin i wud go srtraight t d land down under australia only place i wants t go now ha."

Hope he doesn't plan on staying too long. I believe there's a requirement to have a reasonable grasp on the English language in order to qualify for a visa.

johnny osbourne

Un Croissant wrote: »

What date is mothers day?

The Google/Google/Google.

*waiting for the answer*

Mars Bar

We are on a bus!

Thanks for that. What an exciting life you lead.

10 minutes later

We are on the wrong bus :-(

Hah!

893bet

kerash wrote: »

Very graphic photo of a dead baby (supposedly aborted) on my facebook feed, I reported the post and pm'd the person who shared it (friend of friend)
I said the following;
"Hey, I don't like this post. Please remove it. Please don't share these links on public pages without warning."

The reply I got

"facebook is for everyone,the way you are going on you would think it was me that murdered that child,i hope you sent the same message to everyone else,i would not have seen it only it was sent to me,now grow up and see what abortion really is,MURDER



from the looks of your photo (looks like your having a joint) i dont think anything would bother you abortion,murder etc"


This was my profile pic http://goo.gl/6Lg28z

So you contacted a friend of a friend and asked them to remove it.

That's nearly as retarded as the post itself.

sashafierce

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MonkstownHoop

sashafierce wrote: »

I seen a photo of a women getting rode by a dog recently, reported it and got a message a few days later saying it did not go against Facebook policy.... WTF!!

I've reported some sick stuff over the years, pictures and out and out racism, every single time facebook have replied with that

eternal

sashafierce wrote: »

I seen a photo of a women getting rode by a dog recently, reported it and got a message a few days later saying it did not go against Facebook policy.... WTF!!

I saw that one too ages ago but I didn't click on it. It has to be the same footage.

fussyonion

"Woop callum did his first proper poo today! What a wopper too big greeny black good jaysus i'd show u a picture im that proud but its probably tmi right?"

Clankatron

fussyonion wrote: »

"Woop callum did his first proper poo today! What a wopper too big greeny black good jaysus i'd show u a picture im that proud but its probably tmi right?"

....probably.

IvyTheTerrible

sashafierce wrote: »

This post has been deleted.

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

I've reported some sick stuff over the years, pictures and out and out racism, every single time facebook have replied with that

Ah, but if you post a picture of a woman breastfeeding a baby, THAT they'll remove. :rolleyes:

wallywhittle

im not one for a rant but after being out at many student nights in my time but one thing that never seems to change is a bunch of farmers gathering around in a big huddle jumping up and down like spatics bumping and sweating all over place really vexes me if there going to be that exicted over a cow calfing go rip it out of it in a cattle mart.

implausible

wallywhittle wrote: »

im not one for a rant but after being out at many student nights in my time but one thing that never seems to change is a bunch of farmers gathering around in a big huddle jumping up and down like spatics bumping and sweating all over place really vexes me if there going to be that exicted over a cow calfing go rip it out of it in a cattle mart.

??

MonkeyTennis

not a clue

implausible

wallywhittle wrote: »

im not one for a rant but after being out at many student nights in my time but one thing that never seems to change is a bunch of farmers gathering around in a big huddle jumping up and down like spatics bumping and sweating all over place really vexes me if there going to be that exicted over a cow calfing go rip it out of it in a cattle mart.

Was there was a cow calving in the middle of a night out? And the poster is suggesting that the farmers ignore it and go to a cattle mart instead?

This one is really intriguing me!

Miall108

Dirty shower of nackers throwing water ballons at me car tonight .... Bunch of spatic fools ill box da head of ye nxt tym !!!! Yup Yup 7up

coolhull

Miall108 wrote: »

Dirty shower of nackers throwing water ballons at me car tonight .... Bunch of spatic fools ill box da head of ye nxt tym !!!! Yup Yup 7up

Is that you, Joan?